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The Honeypot Scheme by blueturtle459
Fandoms: 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Manga), 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Anime)
13 Oct 2024
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“At that point, you’d have to buy me a collar. Hell, if it wasn’t already weird, you might as well just fuck m—” Suguru jolts, panic flooding into his eyes. His mouth spasms. His hands jerk towards Satoru’s chest and—
Pushes Satoru off the sting ray.
Satoru lets him. Holy shit, he thinks. Suguru wants to fuck me.
What's the perfect way to reform your resident mass-murderer best friend? Seduction, obviously.
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Satoru throws an arm over Suguru’s shoulder. “Nu-uh. No can do. No man should be damned to fight with only half his soul, you know. And there I was, half my soul dripping right out of my body—and not even because I was cut in half!”
Or, even after death, Satoru still manages to surprise Suguru.
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“I’d rather not die at all.” He says, puffing out his chest, hearing the beating of wings and laughter on the wind.
Akechi chides, “Cop-out,” under his breath, but there’s a smile playing on his lips, sharp and steeped in malice. It lasts for less than a second—enough to forget it.
Akira wants to forget.
God, Akira wants to forget.
Akira has died a thousand deaths. For people like him, there are no happy endings.
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Hi Team,
Can I please remind all GlobeSearch employees that printer use must be signed off by our IT Manager Henry Shepherd.
This is due to the sentience of the printers in the London office building, who must be warned about all potential printing jobs in advance.
Many thanks,
Alice
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11 Dec 2024
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Unavoidable by diamondbruise
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV)
31 May 2021
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Lan Wangji, generally speaking, did not make note of people. Of course there were exceptions, once faced with special kindness or distaste, but most often others left an imprint so light that it would fade from his mind in only a few days, if not minutes.
He didn’t feel right in his skin for the rest of the day after meeting Wei Wuxian.
or, lwj cannot remember wwx
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09 Dec 2024
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move your feet from hot pavement by Odaigahara for juliana677
Fandoms: SMPEarth, Dream SMP
18 Jun 2023
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Three years of nonstop battle. Three years of campaigning, of concocting plans and holding things together as budgets faltered and superiors demanded more, as fellow generals assumed he could conjure miracles and therefore failed to actually show up as reinforcements, and Techno’s own side had pulled the rug out from under him. They’d mismanaged so much of the war that defeat had become the favorable option, and then none of them had wanted to take the consequences onto their shoulders.
There had to be a show of faith, they’d said. The Antarctic Empire had traditions when it came to graciously accepting an enemy surrender, and one of them was the delivery of some important adversary into their hands.
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- Part 54 of dream smp fic my beloved
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05 Dec 2024
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In Which Beleagured Mafia Member Technoblade Attempts To Do Paperwork, Deal With His Coworkers Skeppy And Bad And Co, And Now He Has To Talk To The Strange Blond Prisoner He's Suddenly In Charge Of, Why Does This Always Happen To Him He Is A Good Person—Wait, Okay, He Is Not A Good Person At All But He Pays His Taxes (Tax Fraud Is How They Get You) Hopefully This Man Will Be Cowed Into Silence Oh No That's Not Gonna Happen Is It Oh No.
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- Part 3 of Challenge Works
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He was wearing a boar-face mask with bloody tusks. One of the lenses over the eyes had shattered, the light from a streetlight catching on the spiderweb in the glass. The swordsman tilted his head at the hawk, clearing his throat. “Yeah?” he said.
It tucked its talons behind its back. “Good evening,” it said obediently. Speaking was always a risk, no one wanted a noisy hawk, but it could take an obvious hint.
The swordsman pointed the sword in its direction. “You work for The Brotherhood.” His voice was raspy.
He seemed to want an answer. The rain dripped out of the hawk’s hair. “Not anymore.”
“Oh.” The swordsman eyed it. The empty spots for weapons and gear at its belt, the scorch marks and slashes in its clothing, its meek stance. He cleared his throat again. “You ran?”
The hawk nodded.
“Heh.” The swordsman lowered the point of the sword. “Do y’wanna stick together?”
Or: Emduo Human Weapon Recovery Arc.
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- Part 9 of Challenge Works
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05 Dec 2024