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“Are you going to kiss me, Garazeb Orrelios?” Alex’s lips were parted; he inhaled deeply through his mouth.
“I’m thinkin’ about it,” Zeb said quietly.
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22 Nov 2024
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out of focus, eye to eye by markofalover
Fandoms: Loki (TV 2021), Marvel Cinematic Universe
04 Nov 2023
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“You know…are you still in the market?”
Loki raises his eyebrows. “Oh, for the, uh,” he sets his hands out in a wild gesture that he hopes somehow makes the mark, because he doesn’t know what an ATV even is—
“Oh, no, no,” Mobius says. He’s smiling, now, for some reason Loki can’t quite understand, eyes sparkling in the sun, soft color in his cheeks. “I mean—sorry, I haven’t done this in a while. That was a bad line.”
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05 Nov 2024
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A decade of baking rivalry comes to a head when an overwrought reality television cooking show forces Gale and Astarion to cooperate. Astarion decides to make things hard for everyone, and only burns himself in the end.
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20 Oct 2024
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“With my condition as volatile as it is, I fear any undue, er, excitement, may tip it over the edge. So to speak."
“Darling, are you telling me you haven’t come since you’ve had that thing in your chest?” Astarion asks.
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Gale can't come without setting off the orb. Astarion can work with that.
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14 Oct 2024
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Royal birdie is apparently the type to run his mouth. A lot. And it’s something downright awful—something straight out of a 1970s porno, or one of those fanfiction websites Blitzø definitely did not use to browse as a teenager. Maybe a very cheap bodice ripper. You know, one of those with a big, burly, long-haired incubus painted on the cover in oil pastels; glistening abs on display, glossy windswept mane. You could play the incubus, for him, Blitzø ponders. You could play any messed up little game his mind can conceive—goddamn shapeshifter you are, slyest motherfucker in the land. You’re positively skeevy, aren’t you? You’re a fucking master at this.
The book is still somewhere under the bed.
or: Blitzø does something real fast.
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22 May 2024