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PODFIC - at first blush (this is fate) by ABubblingCandle, bizarrebedtimestories
Fandoms: Ted Lasso (TV)
22 Sep 2024
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Podfic of bizarrebedtimestories' fic - at first blush (this is fate)
“Are you going to tell me what in god's name that was about?”
Jamie rests his cheek on his fist, staring out the carriage window.
“I suppose they let anyone be a duke these days.”
Keeley’s face is the picture of disappointment. “That is unfair.”
“Is it?” Jamie looks at her with all his unbridled fury. “He is nothing like the man you described. He is vulgar, and heartless, and an utter cad.” He turns back to the window. “And I am to be bound to him forever.”
Or basically, our favorite idiot Footballers, if Ted Lasso had been a shondaland™ period drama, and Keeley had been the only (mostly) sane one.
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“Are you going to tell me what in god's name that was about?”
Jamie rests his cheek on his fist, staring out the carriage window.
“I suppose they let anyone be a duke these days.”
Keeley’s face is the picture of disappointment. “That is unfair.”
“Is it?” Jamie looks at her with all his unbridled fury. “He is nothing like the man you described. He is vulgar, and heartless, and an utter cad.” He turns back to the window. “And I am to be bound to him forever.”
Or basically, our favorite idiot Footballers, if Ted Lasso had been a shondaland™ period drama, and Keeley had been the only (mostly) sane one.
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wonderstruck (blushing all the way home) by bizarrebedtimestories
Fandoms: Ted Lasso (TV)
01 Jul 2024
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There's a small velvet box sitting on the table where his breakfast should be.
Behind it, there's a man, familiar and very beautiful, smiling shyly at him.
Roy doesn't have a clue what's going on.
"Yes?"
"This—" The man nudges the box forward with a few of his fingers. "—is for you."
Roy pulls it towards him slowly, like someone preparing to diffuse a bomb. He hesitates, glancing up at the stranger once more before he tells himself to get over it, you fucking ninny!
Roy opens the box.
"Is this a fucking engagement ring?"
Or the selkie!Jamie fic nobody asked for.
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“Never have I ever kissed a firefighter—and mouth-to-mouth doesn’t count!”
Buck’s mouth drops open, and Tommy grimaces next to him. Maddie smacks Chim on the shoulder in retaliation, and Athena and Karen are already deep into their wine—Eddie’s not expecting anyone to notice when he takes a sip.
He should’ve known better.
Or the one where they kissed once in season two and then never talked about it again.
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we're taking on the world together by bizarrebedtimestories for howdyrowdypartner
Fandoms: Ted Lasso (TV)
18 Mar 2024
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Roy is fairly sure you’re not supposed to ask your best friend to marry you.
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Honey, Don't Feed Me, I Will Come Back by ara_the_jedi (orphan_account)
Fandoms: Captain America - All Media Types, Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Avengers (Marvel Movies)
02 Nov 2020
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Steve Rogers inherits a cabin in the woods from Doctor Erskine, the man who essentially raised him. He decides to leave the city and move into Doc's cabin for peace and quiet. He has only one neighbor, so he decides to introduce himself with a classic apple pie.
Then he sees his neighbor. His neighbor is the most handsome bear he's ever seen. He's seven feet tall, at the very least, and is broader than a chimney. Steve falls head over ass in love immediately.
And then it turns out his neighbor is literally a bear. Not just a bear, but a real, furry, snarling, honey-stealing bear. Bucky, it turns out, is a werebear.
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- Part 17 of the same story; told different ways
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19 Dec 2024
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honestly thought i’d be dead by now, but what you can trust is that i need your touch by orphan_account
Fandoms: Captain America - All Media Types, Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Avengers (Marvel Movies)
15 Jul 2019
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Bucky is 37 years old; he’s unmarried, hasn’t had a Sub of his own, is definitely not ripped, comfortable at his job as an Advanced Practice RN at Brooklyn General ER, and just got his Five Years coin from AA.
Steve is 26 years old; he’s unmarried, his last and only Dom has Alzheimer's, he's worryingly muscular, uncomfortable in his job as the government’s poster Alpha for masculinity and strength, and worries more than he should about his BMI.
Unfortunately, Steve and Bucky meet initially in a not-cute moment. Bucky’s tired as shit thanks to the sudden alien invasion that shook New York and Steve is tired as shit because he hasn’t slept more than 20 minutes at a time in – well, since 1936, probably. Bucky’s Alpha instincts get irritated at the sudden presence of another "Alpha" into his territory and Steve’s suppressed submissive tendencies latch onto this grumpy bachelor Alpha and he only suppresses it further.
Bucky’s grumpiness and Steve’s duckling impressionism aside, both of them are a mess. But since both of them are a mess? Their messes seem to fit pretty well together.Series
- Part 11 of the same story; told different ways
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19 Dec 2024
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“Buck?” Eddie asks. Buck doesn’t look up. “Did I say something wrong?”
“No, ’course not,” Buck says, shaking his head and smoothing out the blanket. “You’re right, I-I do follow you everywhere.”
“Okay,” Eddie says carefully. “Is that bad?”
Buck huffs a laugh. “No, no, it’s not. Just—revealing, I guess.”
Eddie’s silent for long enough that Buck chances a glance at him. His brow is furrowed deeply, and he’s frowning at Buck.
“I would follow you anywhere too, you know,” he says.
or, painkillers, pet names, and other sure-fire ways to finally tell your best friend you’re in love with him
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"Maddie." Eddie’s fear matches her own when they meet each other’s eyes again. “You gotta get out. We don’t have time…”
“I’m not leaving you.”
“What about Jee, Maddie?” Eddie grabs it like the steel frame in his side and jams it straight through her heart. “Who’d you rather leave? Me or her?”
For a moment, she thinks of how simple it would be. How badly she wants to get out. To remove the danger, to remove the possibility of leaving Jee, again, of leaving Chimney again. She could get out of the car. She could survive this.
Some part of her wants to, so bad, but she’s staring at Eddie, and thinking of Buck’s shaking hands after he got shot, thinking of Eddie spinning Christopher at the fire station, thinking of all the things this world has to lose if it loses Eddie Diaz. Thinking of all the things her brother would lose.
Thinking of all the things she would lose.
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Eddie and Maddie end up in an impossible situation.
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02 Oct 2024
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the maddie and eddie car crash fic. phenomenal. made me cry.
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Billy’s made a lot of mistakes. He knows this. And, yeah, he thinks it would be pretty fair retribution if he just gave up and died now. But, apparently, Max isn’t going to let that be an option.
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18 Sep 2024
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this did make me cry. in a good way.