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    A few oneshots to follow this story because I feel like it < 3

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    Hermione Granger, aka the Princess of Great Britain, is set to marry Ron Weasley tomorrow. Her hot arse bodyguards, Draco and Theo, are going to help her get away before that happens.

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    02 Jan 2024

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    Draco Malfoy has been sentenced to house arrest for five years, but given that he is an unregistered animagus, why not make use of his ferret form to slip out now and again?

    A tale told with art and words, of loneliness and finding love in unlikely places, of a girl who has compassion for a little lost ferret.

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    27 Apr 2022

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    Grief stricken after the trauma of war and failure to return her parent's memories, Hermione Granger immersed herself in a dizzying swirl of distractions. No regrets, no thinking, no pain of loss.

    Fate had a rather twisted sense of humor.

    Now she must fight a system of opaque rules and archaic prejudice while surviving NEWTS, impending motherhood, and the weight of her own grief. If only Draco Malfoy didn't keep hovering with biscuits and damnably confusing legal contracts.

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    16 Jan 2022

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    Draco Malfoy thought he had reasonable expectations for his mandatory Eighth Year at Hogwarts, where he would be confined to the grounds as part of his probation. Isolation, hatred, and passing his NEWTs were really all he had in mind.

    What he wasn't anticipating:
    1) Having a small firstie latch onto him like a bloody koala
    2) Said firstie adopting an erkling as if they didn’t feed on children.

    To protect his little nuisance, he’ll have to seek help from uncomfortable places, including the Swottiest Witch of Her Age. Joy of all joys.

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    05 Sep 2021

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    28 Jul 2021