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Gil-galad was a Streetrace-king by bettashark
Fandoms: The Silmarillion and other histories of Middle-Earth - J. R. R. Tolkien, The Lord of the Rings - J. R. R. Tolkien, The Hobbit - J. R. R. Tolkien
30 Sep 2020
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I was super sleepy and the line "for into darkness fell his car" popped into my head, so naturally, I had to write the rest.
Will I ever stop writing parodies of this poem? No!Series
- Part 3 of WHOMSTgalad?
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- English
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- 76
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Spud-Salad by bettashark, moiety
Fandoms: The Silmarillion and other histories of Middle-Earth - J. R. R. Tolkien, The Lord of the Rings - J. R. R. Tolkien
03 Jul 2020
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Sometimes, when friends are sitting around coming up with weird Gil-Galad origin stories...odd things happen.
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- Part 1 of WHOMSTgalad?
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Exactly what it sounds like, if you're thinking it sounds like a fic about our poor darling Hori-chan dying in agony at the bottom of the sea.
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No King of Mine by bettashark
Fandoms: The Silmarillion and other histories of Middle-Earth - J. R. R. Tolkien, The Lord of the Rings - J. R. R. Tolkien, The Lord of the Rings - All Media Types, The Lord of the Rings (Movies), The Hobbit - J. R. R. Tolkien, TOLKIEN J. R. R. - Works & Related Fandoms
10 Jul 2019
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Alternate title: Dead Sindar Yelling at Each Other
Ever wish someone would read Thingol the riot act? Me too. So I had somebody do just that! In the process, we get a glimpse of what Beleriand was like from the perspective of an average person. A very bitter average person. Enjoy!
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Life Lessons from the Silmarillion by bettashark
Fandoms: The Silmarillion and other histories of Middle-Earth - J. R. R. Tolkien, The Lord of the Rings - J. R. R. Tolkien, The Lord of the Rings - All Media Types, The Hobbit - All Media Types, The Hobbit - J. R. R. Tolkien
28 May 2019
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Basically what it says on the tin--a simple list of Silm life lessons. With a hefty dose of wry humor, and a dash of sarcasm.
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WHOMSTgalad? by bettashark, moiety
Fandom: The Hobbit - J. R. R. Tolkien, The Lord of the Rings - J. R. R. Tolkien, The Silmarillion and other histories of Middle-Earth - J. R. R. Tolkien
04 Oct 2021
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There once was an Angel, destined to destroy the world. The Angel said:
"No, I am not going to do that," and simply left the building.
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I'm sleep deprived and want to write a gay(er) version of the show that doesn't end up with everyone dying, all while exploring headcanons and wild what ifs~
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04 Mar 2024
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After his country suffers a devastating defeat at the hands of the Britannian Empire, Suzaku Kururugi offers himself as an envoy in the fleeting hope that Japan would receive better terms at parley.
He had expected to become a political prisoner.
He had never expected the Emperor to betrothe him to the infamous eleventh prince, Lelouch vi Britannia.
Vying to end his father's reign and save his sister, Lelouch has suffered enough humiliations without a shameful arranged marriage calculated to destroy his political standing. Yet, if they can navigate their hatred for each other, Suzaku might just be the missing piece he needs.
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03 Feb 2024
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without your new eyes by anaphoricae
Fandoms: 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV), 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
18 Feb 2024
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(this account was previously ana_cp. I just changed my username!)
Something smells so good. Wei Ying closes his eyes, already feeling sleepy, and tries to identify where the scent is coming from. He turns his face to one side and then the other, chasing it, until his nose touches Lan Zhan’s cheek.
He pulls back quickly, not freaking out, because it’s fine. He touched Lan Zhan’s cheek with his nose, and Lan Zhan smells really fucking good, and they’re lying down together on a very soft bed because Lan Zhan is too drunk to let go of him, and Lan Zhan is gay but Wei Ying isn’t, and it’s fine.
Wei Ying swallows hard and closes his eyes again.
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Wei Ying helps Lan Zhan out of an uncomfortable situation, and they grow close right away, becoming instant friends. To Lan Zhan, they become instant something else. With time, they only get closer and closer, and Wei Ying is forced to deal with his own feelings about Lan Zhan, and his perception of his own sexuality.
(the "Didn't know they were dating" fic)
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20 Jan 2024
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HELP!! My Best Friend Just Kidnapped Me???! by pipip
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 魔道祖师 | Módào Zǔshī (Cartoon), 魔道祖师 | Módào Zǔshī (Audio Drama), 魔道祖师Q | Módào Zǔshī Q (Cartoon), 魔道祖师 | Módào Zǔshī (Webcomic), 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV)
22 Jan 2024
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Lan Qiren opens the door expecting to see some sort of vandal or gangster, the culprit of this unrest in his tranquil, gated community.
He does not expect to see his youngest nephew carrying his flailing best friend like a sack of potatoes over his shoulder.Series
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19 Jan 2024
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A Shared Hunger by BenevolentErrancy
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
29 Jan 2024
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The first time it happened, Lan Zhan was six and walking along the covered balconies of the Cloud Recesses when, quite suddenly, he was not.
It happened between one blink at the next, hitting him with such a violent wave of disorientation it was unlike anything he had ever experienced. His foot was raised but it never came down on the familiar wood of the balcony, instead he found himself standing on a foreign street, ankle deep in slush and starving.
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17 Jan 2024