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“Captain,” said the ensign manning the communications console. “We’re being hailed.”
Ed’s eyes boggled. Izzy couldn’t fault him for the disbelief in his voice as he said, “By fucking who?”
The ensign tremulously responded, “The Starship Revenge, sir.”
Ed’s spine went from a relaxed, exhausted parabola to a straight line so quickly that it had to have hurt. He snapped, “Open a frequency.”
The ensign did so immediately. As soon as he did, the room was filled with static, the unmistakable sound of phaser fire, and a terrified voice shrieking.
“Help! Oh God, please help us!”The United Starship Queen Anne receives a distress signal from within the No Man’s Land of the Romulan Neutral Zone--a starship stranded under mysterious circumstances without the capacity for warp travel. Captain Edward Teach, disenchanted with life in space and Starfleet, mounts an unsanctioned rescue mission. Quickly, it comes to light that there's more than meets the eye when it comes to the Revenge and her crew. Secrets will be revealed, long-overdue conversations will be had, and Stede Bonnet might show the old dogs of the Queen Anne’s command team some new tricks.
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19 Dec 2024
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Upset by the loss of their Navy hostages, Stede and crew take Izzy Hands hostage instead. They plan to ransom him back to his captain: funny, he didn’t mention his captain was Blackbeard…
A post-S1E2 canon-divergent AU in which Stede takes Izzy hostage, and they get to know each other before Ed is in the picture. And then Ed is in the picture, and all hell breaks loose.
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02 Dec 2024
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Sail long enough with anyone as a pirate and you’re bound to get a reputation, make an enemy or two. Sail with Blackbeard for any length of time, and you’re bound to make a considerable number of enemies. Sail with Blackbeard for near three decades as his First Mate, and you’ve pissed off half the ocean before you’ve even got up for breakfast. Izzy found that easy to forget sometimes, from the comfort of his now rather cosey and enjoyable (in comparison) role as First Mate on the Revenge. They went about their business, raiding where necessary, but generally keeping it to a minimum and keeping it fairly clean in relation to their recent antics. It was easy to forget the years of bloodshed that had followed them around, the years of grudges, of tit for tat deaths, blood on their hands. It was easy to forget just how many enemies he and Ed truly had out there. Until you, your Captain and two crew mates are being dragged, gagged and bound, on board a ship that was looking rather familiar to Izzy for some reason…
“Israel Hands, as I live and breathe!” Well, shit.
What if Izzy and Stede were locked together in a room for hours. Well, they'd have to communicate then, wouldn't they?
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26 Nov 2024
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Captain Benjamin Hornigold discovers hostage Edward Teach has a micropenis. Unbearably horny about this revelation, he orders his first mate, Israel Hands, to wank Ed off in front of the entire crew.
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15 Nov 2024
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Ed and Izzy used to be the most important people in each other’s lives. But it’s been five years since they had a falling out when Ed began dating Stede, and things have changed. Ed and Stede are leaving town - for good. Terrified that they’re going to lose any chance to ever reconnect and repair their relationship, Izzy winds up on a road trip with them to their new home. Along the way, they learn they’re different people than they used to be, and struggle to not fall back into old patterns as all three of them begin to fall for each other.
Written for the OFMD Big Bang 2024
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02 Nov 2024