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You love your sister. You love your sister more than life itself. You are not going to wrap your ice-cold, gloved hands around her hotelier’s skinny neck and strangle him.
But sometimes you would very much like to.
[In which it turns out that Charlie's older sister/crown princess!Reader and Alastor think they hate each other, except, no, they really don't, and fluff and smut ensue.]
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“What’s wrong?” you demand, cold dread sinking in the pit of your stomach as Lucifer appears behind Charlie with a golden scroll clutched in his hands.
“Heaven wants a meeting with me and Charlie,” he says grimly. “First thing in the morning. I just got the summons.”
“Okay…?” You glance warily at Alastor, who shrugs back at you, equally nonplussed. “They probably want to talk about what happened with the Exorcist attack on the hotel. We figured that’d happen eventually.”
“But it’s not just that.” Charlie lifts her anxious gaze to meet yours. “The Seraphim asked specifically for you to join us.”
Alastor’s grip on you involuntarily tightens even as your heart stutters to a halt.
[Sequel to Moonlight Sonata - feel free to read without reading the original, but fair warning that context for Reader's character and backstory will be very much lost otherwise!]
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- Part 2 of Moonlight Sonata
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So you sold your soul without a moment's hesitation to save your sister's life and you're doomed to Hell for eternity, but it's not so bad. The owner of your soul seems to enjoy your presence enough to protect you from the worst that Hell has to offer and employ you as an assistant on his radio show, and after a seven-year sabbatical, seems to even have turned over enough of a new leaf that he inexplicably agrees to help with your friend's idea to open a hotel for rehabilitating sinners, even though he's made it clear multiple times that he doesn't think redemption is possible and cited that it's only for the entertainment of watching you all fail.
It takes you far longer than it probably should have to realize why he really agreed to help you.
[An anthology of events during and between Hazbin Hotel episodes with a tooth-rotting amount of fluff thrown in.]
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- Part 1 of Moonlight Sonata
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Whistleblower by batsingotham
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Avengers (Marvel Movies)
04 Mar 2024
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The year is 2012. You are fresh out of a literal alien invasion in the middle of Manhattan and have been selected for a promotion to the STRIKE team given your valiant efforts to assist the Avengers in said alien invasion.
Your loyalty to your new position is immediately tested the moment you realize being a part of the STRIKE team means being a part of something much more sinister, and you make a quick judgment call that ends up being the smartest decision you've ever made in your life - even if it means you're now a government fugitive with an amnesiac master assassin in tow.
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“Right.” The demon straightens his sunglasses to conceal his eyes again and stretches lazily. “Let’s get this over with. I haven’t been summoned by a witch in hundreds of years, so I’m a little rusty on how this next part goes. You’re allowed one request, I fulfill it, and then I’m allowed to be on my merry way?”
“I think that’s how it goes, yeah.” You take a deep breath to steady your frayed nerves. “Can I get a selfie with you?”
[In which witch!Reader accidentally summons Crowley post-Season 2 finale and isn't quite sure how she ended up magically bound to a sad, lonely demon who seems to be pining for an angel who broke up with him.]
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Elemental by batsingotham
Fandom: Avatar: The Last Airbender, Moon Knight (TV 2022), The Avengers (Marvel Movies)
05 Jul 2023
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My Boy Only Breaks His Favorite Toys by radioapple-heathen (hikariandyami)
Fandoms: Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon)
01 Sep 2024
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Lucifer stumbles upon a rather effective way of shutting up The Radio Demon.
Alternatively, Alastor can't cope with his feelings and makes it everyone else's problem.
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20 Oct 2024
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“What is it?” Alastor says. “What's happened?”
Lucifer shakes his head. He doesn’t have the words yet to explain the gravity of his mistake. Alastor pulls Lucifer back into his arms, and Lucifer still doesn’t say anything — he just burrows deeper into Alastor’s embrace.
Soon, he’ll need to face them all. He’ll need to explain to Alastor, and the rest of Hell, what all this means:
That Tax Season has begun.
____________It is said that two things in this universe are inescapable: Death and taxes.
Lucifer is spectacularly bad at coping with both.
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20 Oct 2024
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We all know the scene, right?
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enemies-friendspeople who live in the same hotel- slowly become more used to each other's company andenjoy ittolerate it enough to become regular drinking buddies who defiantlydodon't have anything unresolved between them.And what is a night of drinking without a little game, hmm?
Surely nothing can go wrong.
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18 Oct 2024
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After a long day at work, Lucifer desperately needs a drink. He heads over to a bar recommended by his coworker with the hopes of drowning Adam Motherfucker Manning’s grating voice out of his head completely. The bar seems nice enough, and those flair bartenders are awesome!
But what the heck is the Language of Cocktails and why does this hot bartender keep making him drinks?
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RadioApple Week day 4: Drinking/Bonding
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- Part 4 of RadioApple Week 2024
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