badwitchtypeshit
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- Naruto (Anime & Manga) (7)
- Miraculous Ladybug (2)
- Assassination Classroom (2)
- DCU (1)
- Bleach (Anime & Manga) (1)
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Naruto wasn't the sharpest crayon in the box. Even at 6 years old, he knew that.
The same way he knew that if he wanted to hear the matron's bedtime stories at the orphanage, he'd have to crouch behind the door and breathe really quietly so nobody noticed he was there.
The same way he knew that while other kids got scolded or spanked when they did something wrong, he got a visit from an old man with liver spots who just sighed and left him some money.
The same way he knew that if he wanted people to just look in his direction, he needed to be loud.
So he knew that he wasn't that bright. Why then was he being allowed to live in an apartment all by himself?
(Kaguya? Doesn't exist. Zetsu whomst?)
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the giggle at a funeral by badwitchtypeshit
Fandoms: Riverdale (TV 2017), Chilling Adventures of Sabrina (TV 2018)
09 Feb 2024
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Kevin Keller is a simple young man - no, he isn't. He has anxiety and sometimes prefers to go by 'they' instead of 'he' and goes to church because if he doesn't, he won't have any excuse not to give into his budding porn addiction the moment the house is empty. Oh, and sometimes he makes plants grow.
Witches aren't the only magical creatures around.
Or: Kevin is a plant fae and canon is of no concern to me and I just need Kevin and Joaquin to meet Ambrose Spellman, okay?
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Parallels by badwitchtypeshit
Fandoms: Danny Phantom, Batman - All Media Types, Spider-Man - All Media Types
18 Dec 2023
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Miles is grieving his dad, the loss of his so-called friends, and trying to cope in Gotham city. His weird roommate that can make unmeltable ice is not helping matters.
Jason does not like the new spider hero swinging around his turf, or the way the pit seems to calm whenever his shadow is around.
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Displaced in a new world, all he really wants to do is sleep and get laid.
Unfortunately, when you have Orochimaru as one of your parents, that's not an option. There isn't even a 'Go big or go home' option, there's no home to go to. -
dance the same dance by badwitchtypeshit
Fandoms: Original Work, Romeo And Juliet - All Media Types
29 Aug 2022
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"Wait. Do you like me?"
His frame seemed to stutter. "I- I need you to know, that wasn't part of the plan. I wasn't supposed to love you."
Romeo and Juliet, in an unusual lifetime.
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Sasori makes a sound of amusement. “Very well, then. You are to locate Yakushi Kabuto, discover why he has stopped reporting in, and ascertain Orochimaru’s plans for the future. He escaped with far too much information about the organization, and if he thinks to tell anyone it will be…inconvenient.”
Depending on who Orochimaru tells, if he does, if could be a pain in the neck for Kiba too, having to account for even more people who might be a danger to Konoha. It’s already hard enough trying to keep tabs on Akatsuki and all of their actions.
“One of the Sannin, huh?” he asks lightly, cocky in a way he doesn’t even begin to feel, and shoves his hands into the pockets of his jacket. “Well, I already got one of the Konoha elders. It’ll be cool to add a Sannin to that, too.”
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31 Aug 2024
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There are some things a seven-year-old psyche is not ready to endure. An S-ranked torture technique preformed by a traumatized thirteen-year-old is one of those things. Sasuke doesn’t enjoy hallucinating memories of his murdered family day in and day out, but he’s learned to be philosophical about such things. It’s everything else that’s the problem, really.
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- Part 2 of Set in Naruto-verse
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It’s a child, hair red as blood but not matted with it, with a character stamped in the same color on his porcelain forehead.
Desert spirit, he thinks, mouth suddenly dry.
“Which way to Suna,” It says.
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20 Jan 2022
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Small, Pennsylvanian towns are no place for danger. Unfortunately, 'danger' likes small towns.
Keiji was thirteen when he first saw it. Now, eight years later, he's a college student, working to become a lawyer.
Until he sees 'it' again.
From then on, he dedicates himself to finding the true story of "it", along with bringing a few others to their own justice.
(Alternatively: Be gay, solve crime)
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- Part 2 of Blue Eyes White Lies Universe
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23 Nov 2021
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A different Team Seven, in which Kakashi becomes a teacher and everything changes.
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Bookmarked by badwitchtypeshit
03 Sep 2021