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Guillermo has spoken out of turn far too many times. It was time the vampires taught him a lesson.
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Guillermo and Nandor are long overdue for a talk.
And when better than when they're trapped alone together, fleeing from vampires who want to kill them?
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Laszlo: 🧙♂️
Laszlo: Look Nadja, they even have me in my favorite hat.
Nadja: 🙄
Nandor the Relentless: guillermo look
Guillermo: What am I looking at
Nandor the Relentless: jahan
Nandor the Relentless: 🐴
Guillermo: 🥹
Nandor the Relentless: me andd jahan
Nandor the Relentless: 🧛♂️🐴
Guillermo: 🥹🥹
Nadja: Get a ducking room.
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Nadja has recently acquired a smartphone, on which she has been communicating with Guillermo. Laszlo finds out, and he wants in. He unwittingly opens the door to an unhinged housemate group chat.
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Break Me, Shake Me, Devastate Me by baguettereverie
Fandoms: What We Do in the Shadows (TV)
17 Jul 2023
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But if I was free to love you,
You wouldn't want me, would you?
Unavailability is the only thing that turns you on.Nandor felt that horrible sticky feeling - the one that felt like anger, sadness and desire were having an orgy in his ribcage - increase tenfold as Laszlo got on his knees and unzipped Guillermo’s trousers. He thought something inside him might break if he watched, so in lieu of anything better to look at, his eyes darted up to Guillermo's face. To his surprise, Guillermo’s eyes were already fixed on him, something vindictive and hungry in their expression.
[After accusing Laszlo and Guillermo of having sex behind his back, Nandor comes up with an excellent solution: a sucking-off competition between him and Laszlo, with Guillermo as judge.]
Based (very) loosely on the s5e3 promo.
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Guillermo has spoken out of turn far too many times. It was time the vampires taught him a lesson.
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Guillermo and Nandor are long overdue for a talk.
And when better than when they're trapped alone together, fleeing from vampires who want to kill them?
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In the aftermath of an attempt on Nandor's life, Guillermo accidentally learns about a rarely discussed part of vampire biology. Forced to convalesce in unlikely circumstances, he's just got to recover without activating any of Nandor's... other biological instincts.