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    It all starts the day Akari gets into a debate with Minato Namikaze on a battlefield during the Third Ninja War. [Or, that one raging communist SI/OC in Kumo that nobody asked for (or deserves, honestly).]

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    06 Dec 2024

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    Waking up to the same message every day is exhausting. Ming Fan tiredly opens his eyes, stands up, and prepares for the day.

    His martial family all watch him very closely, preparing for the inevitable event in which he once again falls back to sleep without warning.

    It’s the same… always the same…

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    04 Dec 2024

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    When three-year-old Tsukino Usagi recalls memories of a past life, it isn't Princess Serenity's life she recalls, but a life of someone else, someone who knows the name Tsukino Usagi and connects it to a destiny in the making.
    And that someone else, while despairing over not being the happy-go-lucky Usagi she remembers from the story, decides to make the best of it and prepare for the future the best she can, while barely remembering anything important past Classic Sailor Moon.

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    03 Dec 2024

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    When Yusami finds out she's been dropped into the Naruto universe, she doesn't know if she should feel relieved or cheated to have missed out on all of the cool ninja stuff.

    "Both" she decides as she looks down at her favorite customer and wonders how she can sneak extra veggies into his bag without him noticing, "Definitely both."

    Or: a self-insert becomes a simple grocer in Konohagakure and decides that if no one else is going to adopt the baby protagonist, then it's free real estate.

    Featuring: a civilian woman beating Danzou at his own game, Naruto finding the love he's always deserved, and a hefty amount of ANBU operatives wondering if the Uchiha are accepting volunteers for that little coup/revolution.

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    29 Nov 2024

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    “You what.” Nancy’s shriek was truly a work of art. One Paz definitely wouldn’t go to the exhibit for, but a work of art nonetheless.

    “Joker. Dead. I killed him.”

    How many times was Paz going to have to go over this? This was only technically the second person, and she was already exhausted. She hadn’t even called her mother back yet. Maybe if she made cards? She could just hand them out when people inevitably asked her. No, that sounded too much like business cards for a hit-man. Well, if college didn’t work out, that was an option. Paz was a proven dead shot now. Sure, she’d definitely die immediately, but someone would probably pay her pretty well to do it.

    “That is the hottest thing you’ve ever said to me,” Nancy informed her matter-of-factly.

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    If you were to make a list of the entire population of Gotham, in order of most to least likely to finally kill the Joker, a random objectively unqualified college student wouldn’t even be on it.

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    29 Nov 2024