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sorry for the cannibalism, i succumbed to cuteness aggression by yamscooper
Fandoms: Alien Stage (Web Series)
09 Nov 2024
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“Stop trying to calculate genetic probabilities in your head.”
“I was doing no such thing.”
“Uh-huh,” Sua says. The sound of Till's shrieking laughter gets their attention. Ivan’s mouth waters; his joints hurt. He’s shaking, he realizes distantly. Sua says, “Down, dog.”
Till gets turned into a toddler. Ivan has a very normal and well-adjusted reaction.
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10 Nov 2024
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While it's not like Dean hasn't had a couple of truly regrettable hit-and-runs in his sexual history, this is probably the saddest fucking thing that has ever happened to him.
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02 Aug 2024
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More Than Money by live_write_edit_sleep
Fandoms: Ouran High School Host Club - All Media Types
11 May 2018
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Three men kidnap Kyoya from the school with the intention to demand a 5,000,000 Yen ransom from Yoshio Ootori. However, things don't go to plan...
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28 May 2024
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how to fall in love with a catfish: a guide by wei wuxian (disaster rat) by bwyn, Yuisaki
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
05 May 2020
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A new plan hatches in Wei Wuxian’s head. If this nocturnal, bottom-feeding, slimy, invasive mudcat posing as a beautiful actor thinks he can sway Wei Wuxian with animal pictures and a sob story and an unbelievably stilted way of texting with still no dick pictures in the first five minutes of conversation, he has another thing coming. Wei Wuxian’s got it, alright, he has this in the fucking bag.
Wei Wuxian plots to expose a catfish using strategic memes and turtle pictures while wiggling his way out of family dinner. Lan Wangji just wants companions.
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23 Apr 2024
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i’ll be your girl by plonk
Fandoms: 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV), 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
31 May 2020
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At Nie Huaisang’s Halloween party, Wei Ying hits on noted heterosexual Lan Zhan. Successfully.
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- Part 1 of i'll be your girl
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23 Apr 2024
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Time Signature by lettered
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV)
04 Feb 2024
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Lan Zhan hasn't seen Wei Ying in thirteen years. When he encounters Wei Ying at a party, Wei Ying asks him about the rumor that Lan Zhan fucks. Lan Zhan proves the rumor true.
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19 Mar 2024
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I’m pretty low on funds and need to make ends meet this month, Barnes types slowly into a new post three days later. I’m taking commissions for hits in the New York City area.
Will Not Kill: Captain America or other Avengers.
Will partially refund payment if target turns out to be HYDRA.
Will not go to Jersey. No dismemberment or killing children.
Message for negotiations and payment details.- Language:
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09 Jan 2024
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Out of the Cold by osprey_archer for Lies_Unfurl
Fandoms: Captain America (Movies), Marvel Cinematic Universe
16 Aug 2020
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Before the war, Bucky runs into a half-frozen Steve on the wrong side of town. Cuddling ensues.
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09 Jan 2024
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AITA for being "obsessed" with my childhood nemesis? by RainstormRadish for beta_vulgaris
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
14 Nov 2023
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Alrakis • I [24M] attended a small boarding school in the UK. There was a boy in my year, a couple of months younger than me, and he became my nemesis after we developed an intense rivalry. My friend [25F] told me recently that our dynamic was "weird back then" and that "it’s even weirder" that I still think about him today. She argued that I talk about him all the time, but I believe the amount I talk about him is reasonable. AITA?
prongymcprongface • i completely get what you mean. i had a nemesis (like a school one, separate to my other nemesis) and we had a dynamic super similar to what you are describing. having a nemesis is a very cool and normal thing dw about it. NTA
In which Draco asks the internet if he's being reasonable. Only one commenter is sympathetic. They start talking.
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20 Dec 2023
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They fought spectacularly. Worse, even, than before they started having sex, as prior to Harry being used as Draco Malfoy’s personal adult novelty item, they were rarely in very close proximity to each other. Now, if Harry wanted to get his dick wet on someone who consented to being physically assaulted, he had to contend with Malfoy’s personality.
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20 Dec 2023
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tell me i'm your national anthem by lanyon
Fandoms: The Avengers (2012), Captain America (2011)
25 Aug 2012
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Alternate Universe: Steve Rogers falls from a speeding train and Bucky Barnes is left to carry the mantle and the shield. In the twenty-first century, the Winter Soldier is brought in from the cold and there can be no redemption.
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05 Nov 2023
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Due to magic or whatever, Steve is transformed back into his small self while pursuing the Winter Soldier on New Year's Eve. Bucky, seemingly acting on instinct, chooses to protect him despite his mistrust.
Also, Steve is a bit of a tiny powerbottom.
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25 Oct 2023
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"Are you going for the course?" Lovegood asked. "You have the NEWTs.”
“What course?” Draco said, then, “No, don’t be ridiculous,” when he realized she meant the notice pinned up on the board he’d been staring at: Applicants To The Introductory Mediwizard Course For The Coming Term Shall Present Themselves In The Chief Mediwizard’s Office By August 24th.
“Oh, I thought you might,” she said. “Well, goodbye.” And off she wandered again in her addled way.
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- Part 12 of Harry Potter works
- Part 3 of Astolat Sampler
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27 Jul 2023
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To Do List by Black_Betty
Fandoms: X-Men: First Class (2011) - Fandom, X-Men: Days of Future Past (2014) - Fandom
18 Nov 2014
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Somehow, Charles and Erik have become one of those couples who rarely see each other because of their busy schedules. They're SO busy, they haven't had sex in weeks. Erik has had enough, and forms a coordinated plan of attack. Charles is less than helpful.
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18 Jun 2023
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A Wedding Planner Walks Into a Bar by 1sttimefeeling
Fandoms: X-Men (Alternate Timeline Movies)
24 Aug 2019
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When Raven hires Erik to be the bartender at her wedding, he becomes quickly infatuated with the wedding planner, Charles Xavier, who he thinks is her fiancé.
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15 Jun 2023
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Co-created with art by the marvelous Kyon / majorangecat / jamesorangecat
Erik Lehnsherr, AKA Magneto, is a supervillain without equal... except maybe one: Charles Xavier, AKA Professor X, AKA Erik's next door neighbor. When their competition heats up, Erik decides the only way to get ahead is to adopt four mutant orphans to infiltrate Charles's mansion.
Things don't go as planned.
This is a fusion of X-Men: First Class with the adorable animated film Despicable Me, but should comfortably stand alone!
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08 Jun 2023
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Emissary Requiring Interplanetary Cooperation by Butterynutjob
Fandoms: X-Men: First Class (2011) - Fandom, X-Men (Movies), X-Men (Comicverse), X-Men (Movieverse)
27 Oct 2014
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Charles is drunkenly wandering home one night when he sees a bright light in a field. To his delight, the cause of the light is a gorgeous alien in the form of a man with the biggest dick he's ever seen.
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31 May 2023
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the sea, the sea, it calls to me by ikeracity for InsertSthMeaningful
Fandoms: X-Men (Alternate Timeline Movies)
14 Feb 2021
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When lighthouse keeper Erik finds an injured boy washed up on the shore of his isolated island, the last thing he expects is for the boy to harbor a fantastical secret that blows open all his preconceived notions of the world — and of love.
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30 May 2023
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The hardest part about shagging an Unspeakable is that they’re not allowed to speak of anything. All Draco knows is that Harry works in Time. Harry works in Time, and while he’s out there in all of that time, it is as unforgiving to him as it is to anyone.
Somewhere along the way, Draco realizes he's been thinking in lines, when he should have been thinking in circles.
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22 May 2023
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Pretty Fond of Not Very Good Ideas by lq_traintracks (lumosed_quill) for birdsofshore, capitu
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
12 Feb 2017
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Harry Peterson, Orderer Extraordinaire, and his trusty sidekick, Ray. Or: Harry's been hit with a memory charm, but it's okay because he realises he's bent
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20 May 2023