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sorry for the cannibalism, i succumbed to cuteness aggression by yamscooper
Fandoms: Alien Stage (Web Series)
09 Nov 2024
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“Stop trying to calculate genetic probabilities in your head.”
“I was doing no such thing.”
“Uh-huh,” Sua says. The sound of Till's shrieking laughter gets their attention. Ivan’s mouth waters; his joints hurt. He’s shaking, he realizes distantly. Sua says, “Down, dog.”
Till gets turned into a toddler. Ivan has a very normal and well-adjusted reaction.
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10 Nov 2024
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While it's not like Dean hasn't had a couple of truly regrettable hit-and-runs in his sexual history, this is probably the saddest fucking thing that has ever happened to him.
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02 Aug 2024
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More Than Money by live_write_edit_sleep
Fandoms: Ouran High School Host Club - All Media Types
11 May 2018
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Three men kidnap Kyoya from the school with the intention to demand a 5,000,000 Yen ransom from Yoshio Ootori. However, things don't go to plan...
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28 May 2024
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how to fall in love with a catfish: a guide by wei wuxian (disaster rat) by bwyn, Yuisaki
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
05 May 2020
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A new plan hatches in Wei Wuxian’s head. If this nocturnal, bottom-feeding, slimy, invasive mudcat posing as a beautiful actor thinks he can sway Wei Wuxian with animal pictures and a sob story and an unbelievably stilted way of texting with still no dick pictures in the first five minutes of conversation, he has another thing coming. Wei Wuxian’s got it, alright, he has this in the fucking bag.
Wei Wuxian plots to expose a catfish using strategic memes and turtle pictures while wiggling his way out of family dinner. Lan Wangji just wants companions.
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23 Apr 2024
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i’ll be your girl by plonk
Fandoms: 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV), 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
31 May 2020
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At Nie Huaisang’s Halloween party, Wei Ying hits on noted heterosexual Lan Zhan. Successfully.
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23 Apr 2024