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    Batman's heartbeat keeps speeding up whenever Clark is around. For instance: when Clark greets him, half-naked, on a Gotham rooftop. Or when he uses his superstrength to save a busload of schoolchildren. Or sometimes even just when he smiles.

    Clearly the poor man is terrified of him.

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    08 Jan 2025

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      Batman finds out about a possible weakness in the Man of Steel's defenses and investigates, with interesting results.

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    08 Jan 2025

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    Bruce and Clark swap costumes, share a room, deal with #alienbiologyproblems, face a crisis, visit Martha, get thrown into an alternate universe, and, finally—talk to each other about it.

    Or: six times Bruce and Clark saved each other, in big ways and small ways, plus one time they didn't need to. (Written for Superbat Week 2024.)

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    08 Jan 2025

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    It takes a while for Batman and Superman to work things out, once Clark comes back from the dead. Pretending to date each other in order to explain why Bruce Wayne and Clark Kent are in the same place so often? Doesn't help as much as you might think.

    Written as a fill for the dceu_kinkmeme prompt, summarized: Bruce/Clark, fake dating. (Full prompt in author's notes.)

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    07 Jan 2025

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    Kaveh used to think that Alhaitham had mastered the art of ignoring him. The man would remain unflappable as he continued to read his worn copy of The Origins of Enkanomiyan Language, even when Kaveh was a hair’s breadth away from shattering the windows of their house with his severity of pitch.

    No amount of screaming, threats to throw things, or violently waving in front of him could get Alhaitham to pause in his thirst for knowledge. As it turns out, Alhaitham literally just turns his hearing aids off so he doesn’t have to listen to Kaveh.

    It’s for this exact reason that Kaveh has decided to learn Sumerian Sign Language.

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    Kaveh learns sign language just to continue bickering with Alhaitham.

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    28 Apr 2024