7 Works by astridsdream
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Every Song in Hamilton in Six Lines of Dialogue or Less (Except for Nonstop) by astridsdream
Fandoms: Hamilton - Miranda
24 Jun 2022
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This is every song in Hamilton (the Broadway musical) summarized in six lines of dialogue or less, except for Nonstop, which is secretly four songs in a trench coat so it gets ten lines of dialogue.
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This is a story about how Mike and Jaylen became best friends. It does not have a happy ending.
“You look rough around the edges,” she said. “Maybe in need of a bit of training. But I’ve met the other pitchers, and…” she smiled, kind and honest. “I think you’ll fit right in.”
Mike looked away, rubbed the back of his neck, looked anywhere but at her. “Yeah, I bet you say that to all the rookies.”
She laughed. Thank god, she laughed at his dumbass joke. “Come on, baker, let’s get to warmups.”
She thumped him on the back and started walking in. Mike hurried to grab his duffel and follow her. “Hey, what’s your name?”
“I’m Jaylen Hotdogfingers,” she said, still walking away.
Mike nearly dropped his bag. “MAYOR Hotdogfingers??”
“That’s right,” she said. “Try to keep up.”
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The Big Garage is awake and does not like consumers.
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At the end of Season 10, Jaylen is yanked away from her friends on the Shoe Thieves and dumped back in the Hall of Flame. The Microphone tells her the Monitor wants her to pitch for the Hall Stars, and Jaylen is furious at being yanked around by the gods yet again.
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- Part 2 of The Ballad of Jaylen Hotdogfingers
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Tillman is a jerk and Esme does not get to punch him.
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A Thousand Miles Down And A Thousand To Go by astridsdream
Fandoms: Blaseball (Video Game)
16 Oct 2020
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When everyone else is too shocked to move, Jaylen Hotdogfingers shoves everyone onto the field and takes the mound.
CW: descriptions of pain, mild swears
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- Part 1 of The Ballad of Jaylen Hotdogfingers
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NaN is Flickering and the weather is Feedback. The combination is painful.