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heartbreak is one thing, my ego's another by artemisadore
Fandoms: Dead Boy Detectives (TV)
17 Dec 2024
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“What in the world do you think you're doing?” Edwin asks, hands on his hips in the way Crystal says makes him look like a ‘cunty British Karen.’
This startles the man into dropping the shard of glass onto the pavement with a clink. “Fuck! Can't a guy trash his fucking ex's car ‘n peace?”
Edwin, for some reason, is startled by the man's appearance. The first thing he sees are black-lined eyes the color of honey, the golden hue almost glowing in the streetlight. Edwin’s love of mysteries, unfortunately for him, is only rivaled by his love of pretty boys. And while his plan to confront the vulgar vandal was not exactly fool-proof from the start, Edwin realizes he has severely miscalculated how the rest of this interaction would go, because the vandal is fucking gorgeous.
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Edwin is a grad student who is sick of his friends trying to help him get over his crush on Charles by setting him up on dates. Thomas is hellbent on destroying his cheating ex's car right outside Edwin's window. And Edwin is having none of it...until he learns that Thomas' ex is actually Simon, his first-boyfriend-turned-bully.
Edwin needs a fake boyfriend. Thomas needs an alibi. What could possibly go wrong?
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if your body matches what your eyes can do by artemisadore
Fandoms: Dead Boy Detectives (TV)
11 Dec 2024
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The Cat King doesn't stop when he reaches Charles, instead circling him lazily, surveying him from each angle. “Which begs the question — why are you here? Afraid they're comparing notes?”
Charles jumps, startled by the monarch's proximity. “What? No!”
The Cat King hums, considering. “Need to borrow a cup of sugar for your tea?”
Charles can’t help but feel distinctly like a plaything, as if he came here to personally entertain his boyfriend’s boyfriend. “Oh, bugger off.”
Undeterred, the Cat King continues, “In need of someone to warm your bed while Edwin is away?”
Charles' mouth opens to object again, but his heart leaping into his throat stops him cold.
The Cat King sashays back into his field of vision, eyes full of a feral delight. “Oh my, I guess third time really is the charm.”
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Charles' boyfriend, Edwin, is out of town with Charles' ex, Crystal, on an investigation, leaving Charles to handle a difficult case on his own. In search of a quick release, he seeks out the one person with the correct skill set for the job -- who just so happens to be his boyfriend's boyfriend, the Cat King.
Things get more complicated from there.
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call me when you want, call me when you need by artemisadore
Fandoms: Dead Boy Detectives (TV)
22 Nov 2024
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Edwin: I'm sorry to be the one to inform you, but it looks like they gave you the wrong number.
Edwin: Suffice to say you must not have been that good with YOUR mouth.Unknown Number: ouch
Unknown Number: well sweetheart
Unknown Number: do you believe in fate?
Unknown Number: because u sound exactly like my type 😜Edwin: I highly doubt that. I'm a 23 year old MAN, so I'm probably not exactly the type of person you were hoping to message.
Unknown Number: actually that's EXACTLY what i was hoping to hear 😉
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Edwin mistakenly receives a "u up?" text in the middle of the night and decides to mess with the person on the other side of the phone -- at least until the man sends him a selfie and Edwin realizes that he has been insulting the most attractive man he has ever seen.
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- Part 2 of Tumblr Smut Prompts
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my cats call me a loser by artemisadore for Melly_Softic
Fandoms: Dead Boy Detectives (TV)
15 Nov 2024
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And this must be some kind of catnip-induced fever dream, because Edwin actually growls, somewhere low in his throat. He pushes up with his deceivingly muscular arms to prop himself onto his elbows until he is nose-to-nose with the Cat King.
"Stop your incessant blathering and put your damned mouth to better use,” he spits, and oh, isn't that a revelation?
Because in their tenuous arrangement, Edwin has taken pleasure, and he has given it, and he has tasted it and asked for it and explored it and analyzed it and cultivated it.
But he has never demanded it.
And in this moment, the Cat King knows he could never deny this man anything, not even if he wanted to.
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The Cat King finds himself in a fragile, sex-filled entanglement with the ghost of his dreams. He's willing to take anything Edwin gives him, for as long as he keeps coming back to his bed.
But Edwin always manages to surprise him, because somewhere along the lines, Edwin feels comfortable enough to start making demands.
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- Part 1 of Tumblr Smut Prompts
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