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Sigma has finally gotten used to his new life. His boyfriends, while absolutely maniacs, are well as sweet and caring as globaly wanted terrorists can be.
But now his life will be thrown off rhythm yet again, as now it is time to start the next stage of the DOA's plan.Series
- Part 2 of World Domination for Idiots
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I Eat Sticks and Rocks and Mud by arsenic_laced_tums
Fandoms: 文豪ストレイドッグス | Bungou Stray Dogs
05 Jun 2024
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ranpo life story that literally no one asked for
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Russian for Idiots by arsenic_laced_tums, soysauce09 (arsenic_laced_tums)
Fandoms: 文豪ストレイドッグス | Bungou Stray Dogs
17 Aug 2023
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sigma learns russian
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- Part 1 of World Domination for Idiots
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A Cataclysm of Stories by soysauce09 (arsenic_laced_tums)
Fandoms: 原神 | Genshin Impact (Video Game)
17 Feb 2023
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The Cataclysm but told in commonly known children's fairy tales because Rhinedottir reminds me of Goldilocks.
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World Domination for Idiots by arsenic_laced_tums, soysauce09 (arsenic_laced_tums)
Fandom: 文豪ストレイドッグス | Bungou Stray Dogs
04 Sep 2024
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Sigma's guide to joining a terrorist organization run by an attractive man and his lover, falling in love, attempting to take over the world, and much more. Created with to assist the average person with all the above.
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Chuuya meets Dazai at a party celebrating Mori Ougai’s ascension as master of the city, a move which every vampire in attendance is very politely pretending didn’t require the murder of the previous master in cold blood. One second Chuuya is tucked into a corner nursing a glass of AB positive and carefully avoiding eye contact with anyone else at the party, the next a human teenager is scaring his undead heart almost to beating again.
“You’re not like the other ones,” says Dazai.
“What the fuck?” Chuuya replies.
In which Nakahara Chuuya, a 97-year-old vampire, meets Dazai Osamu, a 14-year-old human, and their lives become irrevocably intertwined.
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- Part 1 of Essence of the Living
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03 Nov 2024
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Alhaitham's hearing aids break, so Kaveh comes along with him as an interpreter and ends up starting a few side quests along the way.
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- Part 1 of airpods man (deaf!Alhaitham)
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03 Nov 2024
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I adored you Madly, Extravagantly, Absurdly. by MiriamMT
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling, Marauders - Fandom
21 Jan 2024
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The Blacks want to marry off their youngest child. He begs Sirius for help and tells him a secret: He is a man and would rather die than be forced to be anyone's wife.
Panicked, Sirius arranges a marriage between his brother and his friend James Potter, knowing that Regulus can be the man he is in the English countryside on James' estate.James wants to ensure Regulus' happiness, even at the expense of putting his life on hold for a while.
Regulus wants to ensure James doesn't fall into societal ruin because of him.
Sirius wants to be loved.
Barty must decide whether he wants to keep causing destruction or choose redemption.
And Remus is just a very tired butler who watches James and Regulus dance around their actual feelings (literally).(Trans Reggie; set in the Victorian Age, 1890s. No horrible homophobia or transphobia depicted. Dysphoria is thematised.)
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28 Oct 2024
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All couples have fights. Not all couples have these fights.
After an explosive argument over mating bonds and eternity, Wriothesley flees to the Fortress. Adrift as he's never been before, Neuvillette's mind spirals, and his health is ignored in favour of distraction. When Wriothesley returns home, its to a husband he can barely recognize and the consequences to his actions.
(Written in response to Chapter 1 of Maleficar and Tanit's "Forever and Forever and Forever")
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17 Oct 2024
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“What do you want me to do?” Remus says, tiredly. All he wants is to curl up on his bed. Smoke a pack of cigarettes. Get drunk. He can’t stop looking at Harry.
“Remus...” Dumbledore is gentle. Remus hates when he has that tone. Hates that he knows it will hurt. “There is no one else left.”
A bitter laugh escapes him. “So you’ll curse the poor thing with a werewolf for a guardian?”
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- Part 1 of more than getting by
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- English
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18 Aug 2024