armyoftoads
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The study of dying by armyoftoads
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
18 Dec 2024
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He was halfway through his task when something pulled at his thoughts. Something familiar - something that called to him in a mocking whisper.
Look up.
Hand still drawing the scalpel across the connective tissue holding the mass in place, Tianlang Jun looked up into the audience for a fleeting second. Drawn to the back row, his eyes alighted on a familiar face.
Shen Jiu's gaze bored into him from behind a delicate pair of lenses Tianlang Jun knew the man didn't need. Sucking in a sharp breath, Tianlang Jun twitched his wrist to the side before his hand continued its downward trajectory.
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- Part 3 of Time and Memory
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PREMIUM LIMITED EDITION, HIDDEN FEATURES INCLUDED!! by armyoftoads
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
02 Dec 2024
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Hmm.
This was not the SHA HUALING DELUXE POCKET PUSSY!! This was, in fact, not a pocket pussy at all.
No, what was inside the box was something ominously labeled the PREMIUM LIMITED EDITION LUONA BINGHOLE SEX DOLL!! In little subscript under this heinous comic sans pronouncement it read OFFICIAL AUTHORIZED MERCHANDISE OF PROUD IMMORTAL DICKDOWN WAY BASED ON THE BEST SELLING WEB NOVEL PROUD IMMORTAL DEMON WAY!! Then, in even smaller subscript it said TESTED BY PROUD IMMORTAL DEMON WAY AUTHOR AIRPLANE SHOOTING TOWARDS THE SKY!!
Shen Yuan closed the box. He turned around, walked into his kitchen, poured himself a large glass of water, and chugged it. He then turned back around, marched back over to the box, and opened it again.
PREMIUM LIMITED EDITION LUONA BINGHOLE SEX DOLL!!
Ah, so it is real.
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Shen Yuan "accidentally" orders a sex doll.
Meanwhile, Luo Binghe is not amused by the new curse he has been afflicted with and tries to find a solution.
For Bottom Luo Binghe Week '24, Day 2 - onahole
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Speak by armyoftoads for Ghost_AfterDark
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
28 Nov 2024
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Luo Binghe spends some time with his faithful right-hand man.
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Hold It by armyoftoads
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
28 Nov 2024
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Mobei-Jun comes up with a solution to one of Shang Qinghua's problems.
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Yan Wushi endures a test of patience at Shen Qiao's hands.
Recent series
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Time and Memory by armyoftoads
Fandom: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
18 Dec 2024
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A series of works about TianJiu set in a Victorian era vampire AU
- Words:
- 10,873
- Works:
- 3
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Won't Say by armyoftoads
Fandom: 天官赐福 - 墨香铜臭 | Tiān Guān Cì Fú - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 天官赐福 | Heaven Official's Blessing (Cartoon)
04 Feb 2024
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- 2
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Take Your Throne by armyoftoads
Fandom: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
06 Jan 2024
- Words:
- 35,092
- Works:
- 2
- Bookmarks:
- 36