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  1. Public Bookmark 6

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    The Archivist begins looking into a small town in Colorado and the large number of cases that seem to come out of it.

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    17 Nov 2024

  2. Public Bookmark 20

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    Jon used to have a drug habit, but it’s fine, he kicked it. Jon may be dabbling again, but it’s fine, he can control it. Jon may be getting worse, but it’s fine, he can bounce back. He breaks promises to himself and others, he grows more liberal with his doses, and his access to safe refuge gets more and more precarious, but it’s fine. He can handle it. He’s not heading for disaster.

    (Alternate title: "I don't want to stop")

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    26 Oct 2024

  3. Public Bookmark 22

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    Dear Mr. the Relentless:

    This letter serves as your final notice. You have an appointment scheduled on Thursday, November 14, at 11:15 pm.

    Failure to respond will result in the destruction of your case file and a formal complaint with your local chapter of the Vampiric Council. Due to your repeated negligence, you are required to attend your mandatory Soulmate Sentencing in person. You are not eligible at this time for an Ether Appointment.

    Thank you,
    Aurelia the Amorous
    The Department of Eternal Affairs
    Setting hearts ablaze since time immemorial.

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    20 May 2024

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    “You can’t let me die,” Guillermo says, loudly, his gaze heavy with fear. He lifts his hand, and presses it over Nandor’s where it rests on his cheek. “Nandor. Master. Don’t let me die. Please.” His voice breaks on the last word, and he lets out a shivering sob.

    Tears start to prick at Nandor’s eyes, and he turns over his hand to take Guillermo’s fingers in his grasp. He pulls them away from Guillermo’s cheek, and lifts it to his mouth, bowing his head and pressing his lips into the warm skin.

    “Nandor,” Guillermo repeats, voice fading, crackling with tears. “Please.”

    -

    Vampirism is a curse, and Nandor cares for Guillermo too much to burden him with that.

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    17 May 2024

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    Looking into those shocked eyes, Nandor forgot about the two dead vampires. He didn’t care that he had just failed in his mission, didn’t feel the sting of the crucifix, didn’t give a second thought to the stake pointed at his heart. Crumpled on the floor, trapped, vulnerable, all he felt was safe.

    He took in a breath, trying to voice the feeling before reality could catch up to him. “You-”

    That unfroze the slayer. He pulled the stake back, sprang to his feet and disappeared through the doorway, and once again, Nandor was alone.

    ***

    Desperate for a distraction from his emptiness, Nandor agrees to help the Vampiric Council track down a slayer who’s been targeting esteemed council members. As the hunt goes on and Nandor comes face-to-face with his past, he has to decide where his loyalties lie - and how far he's willing to go to fight for them.

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    01 May 2024

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    Guillermo decides not to become a vampire, which would be fine, were it not for the fact that Nandor has just learned about how short the human lifespan is.

    about things taken for granted, mostly.

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    26 Apr 2024

  7. Public Bookmark 35

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    After leaving to get himself turned, Guillermo returns to the house...as a ghost! Where is his vampire self? What is his unfinished business? And why is he still cleaning the house?? All these questions and more Guillermo is trying to uncover, while also helping his housemates through issues of their own and avoiding the one truth that may finally set his soul to rest.

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    05 Mar 2024

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    Guillermo emerges from nine days of forced confinement at sea, only to find that Nandor has gone missing somewhere in Europe. Unknown dangers lurk around every corner, and now, Guillermo will have to rely on his wits, his slayer skills, and help from his dumbass roommates to track Nandor down. What could go wrong?

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    29 Feb 2024

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    After Guillermo comes home with another vampire's bite on his neck, a poorly planned wish gets Nandor's dumb ass stuck in a time loop.

    And Nandor's never handled eternity well.

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    28 Feb 2024

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    Guillermo finally, finally gets turned into a vampire, but it doesn't really go the way he expected. Now that he's a vampire everyone is treating him differently, but not in a good way. Everyone seems tense and angry, and Nandor will barely look at him. He's not sure what he did wrong, or if he's the one who did something wrong.

    What does everyone else know that he doesn't?

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    25 Feb 2024

  11. Public Bookmark 24

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    The one where Nandor's wives do not consent to be on this episode of The Bachelor.

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    23 Feb 2024

  12. Public Bookmark 43

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    Guillermo de la Cruz didn't ask to inherit his grandfather's ranch. He didn't ask to suddenly be responsible for ten horses and ten acres. And he certainly didn't ask for a kind stranger to show up on his porch one morning, looking for work.

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    20 Feb 2024

  13. Public Bookmark 22

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    In a flash, Nandor is right in front of him, and Guillermo is looking right into his face, with eyes that now see much more clearly in the dark. What he sees makes his skin creep with dread. Nandor’s eyes are wide and black, his lip pulled up over his fangs, brows twisted in fury and pain. He’s going to do it, Guillermo thinks. He’s actually going to kill me.
    He doesn’t know why he does what he does next, only knows that his brain keeps screaming at him to distract and take control and DO something. And so he does. Against all logic that would tell him to get as far away from those fangs as he can, he grabs Nandor by the hair and wrenches his face down – and shoves his tongue into his mouth.

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    Guillermo grapples with his slow and agonizing transformation into a vampire. Nandor hunts him. AU exploring the sexy, sexy potential of the end of season 5.

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    17 Feb 2024

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    Nandor is leaning against the curtained doorway, bumping his head back against the jamb over and over again as he listens to Guillermo just bitch.

    “Memo, why have you not gotten a wife yet?” Guillermo imitates. “Memo, you should try the same diet Alexia is on. Memo, I saw Jeremiah in the supermercado yesterday, you two used to be such good friends—”

    “Yeesh, alright, I get it,” Nandor finally snaps out, holding his hands over his ears. “You can stop with the voices now. It sounds insufferable.”

    “It is insufferable!” Guillermo shoves another sweater into his overnight bag. “But Victor had to go and get engaged and plan the wedding for the same fucking weekend so here I am! Guilt-tripped into helping for a cousin I don’t even really know!”

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    03 Feb 2024

  15. Public Bookmark 41

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    “They say that light has been here longer than this theater has.”
    Guillermo is an actor, yanked back into the spotlight after a long absence. Nadja and Laszlo are getting divorced, and no one knows why. There is a shy ghost named Nandor that rattles chains and bleeds everywhere he walks.

    This is a story about what happens under the glow of a ghost light.

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    31 Jan 2024

  16. Public Bookmark 98

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    There are two Nandors in the house: it seems that Nandor has been split into his "good half" and his "bad half" for reasons yet unknown. Guillermo is now familiar to an extra vampire. How can he put his master back together, when he can barely keep up with the demands of two petty and demanding Nandors?

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    17 Jan 2024

  17. Public Bookmark 26

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    “Can I make anyone a cuppa?” Martin tries.

    “I do not drink tea,” Nandor sniffs imperiously.

    “What do you drink?” Jon asks, staring intently at Nandor.

    “Tea sounds lovely, Martin,” Guillermo replies.

    “The blood of humans I hunt and kill,” Nandor replies. “Hey! How did you do that?”

    “It’s a gift,” Jon says.

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    On the run from the Archives, Jonathan Sims and Martin Blackwood fall through a door into the Vampiric Council Library. It goes about as well as you'd expect.

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    15 Jan 2024

  18. Public Bookmark 28

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    Nandor has been unlucky in love for years, seeking solace in his friends and coworkers at the occult apothecary he's been working at since his divorce nearly a decade ago. He feels his luck change, however, when he begins falling hard for his anonymous romantic pen pal - lovingly referred to as his "Dear Friend".

    That is, until he finds out that his Dear Friend is actually the stubborn, frustrating, brilliant, beautiful new employee, Guillermo de la Cruz - and Nandor has no idea what to do about it. Good thing he's got his coworkers to help him figure it all out.

    She Loves Me/WWDITS AU!

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    14 Jan 2024

  19. Public Bookmark 34

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    Guillermo De La Cruz and Nandor “The Relentless” are two intense hobbyist bakers, facing off against each other and five other (not quite as) passionate and culinarily-inclined locals in a fierce competition (aired on local cable TV, no less). After a full week of baking challenges, they’ll see who among them can make the most crave-able confectioneries themed around the spookiest season.

    Will the heat of the kitchen prove too much for our competitors? Will affection bloom between bakers as they hash out rivalries in between rounds of baking cookies? Will our hosts manage to stop flirting long enough to interview even a single contender? All this and more, in The Big Bloody Bake Off!

    COMPLETE!

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    09 Jan 2024

  20. Public Bookmark 25

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    Nandor the Relentless has been trapped serving as ward to Lilith and Simon the Devious since the death of his friend and mentor, The Baron, years ago. Long gone are the nights of leading the Vampiric Council and peaceful meetings with friends - his time is now spent accomplishing whatever excruciating tasks have been given to him by his captors.

    Years of cruelty and unjust punishment have left Nandor feeling hopeless, doomed to live a tortured and lonely existence for all eternity. Could a chance meeting in the woods with a handsome stranger be just the push he needs to finally escape their clutches for good?

    Could all of his wishes for a better life finally come true?

    CINDERELLA AU!

    (NOTE: On hiatus but is only missing the epilogue! I plan to return eventually)

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    08 Jan 2024

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