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“Yeah, I know how it is. I had a coworker like that once. It’s the sex you can’t have.”
Wilson’s eyes widened, heat creeping up his neck. He felt like leaving the room, but that would be ridiculous, so he held his ground and kept staring wide-eyed at the patient.
“Good try, but I could totally have it if I wanted it,” House deflected, not looking over at Wilson.
But Wilson was looking at House now. House was looking at the patient, his neck was red, and his Adam’s apple bobbed with a hard swallow.
Insanely, the thought bouncing around in Wilson’s head was, How was this the first time this had happened to them?
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16 Aug 2024
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When their meeting is unexpectedly interrupted by angels, Aziraphale and Crowley have very little time to do damage control.
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12 Apr 2024
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Ricochet by NaroMoreau
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
11 Apr 2024
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Crowley's tired of living with the pain of Aziraphale's departure and tries something extreme to forget.
But when another version of Aziraphale shows up at his doorstep, he thinks he might've... complicated things further.
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03 Apr 2024
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20 Mar 2024
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Aziraphale sat up slowly and took Crowley’s hand. He turned it over, looked at the light coming from his wrist and arm from every angle. Then he brought it to his lips and kissed Crowley’s palm.
“This is what you meant,” he said, lips still against Crowley’s skin. “In 1832. You meant it literally. You glow.”
“You glow,” Crowley said. “You burn. You just sometimes also burn through me. It’s a reaction, I think. Because your holiness doesn’t belong in me.”
“Dearest,” Aziraphale said. “Heat cannot start a fire if there is nothing to burn.”
(Or, the one where Crowley is drawn to Aziraphale's holy flame like a moth ready to catch fire.)
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16 Mar 2024
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A Better Idea by copperbadge
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
14 Aug 2019
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Crowley sleeps for five days, eats pancakes, and is brave enough for both of them.
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04 Mar 2024
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"Really," Crowley says, and laughs, sharp and mean. "They gave you the job and not the authority to run it? Well, isn’t that a surprise. If only someone had told you."
"That's not how these things work! It's just—slow going, is all. Change takes time, Crowley."
"Sure, yeah. Climb your way up, but not too much, ey?"
"It's not about me," Aziraphale says, snappy, in that holier-than-thou voice. Crowley smiles mirthlessly, bares his teeth.
"No, you're just a tool for the greater Good, are you. How's that working out, d'you think?"
"Swimmingly, actually. The Metatron really appreciates my suggestions." He smiles—soft, wondrous, almost disbelieving. Crowley wants to scratch it out of his face. Wants to shake him until he comes to his senses and drops to his knees and begs him—
"I always knew you were naive, but not this much," he hisses. "They're going to chew you up and put you through the grinder until you can't take it anymore and then, when you finally, finally snap, they'll cast you down like they did the rest of us."
Aziraphale's eyes flick down once—to his mouth, Crowley realizes, and abruptly steps back, face prickling with shame. Shame, him. Imagine that.
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04 Mar 2024
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affection and other cravings by JustStandingHere
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
24 Sep 2023
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“But you admit it! You did tempt me!”
“I offered you warm food during a storm,” Crowley argues. “If you call that temptation, I’d hate to see you talk to an innkeeper.” Aziraphale scowls some more. Crowley shrugs. “Besides, no harm done. You seem to be enjoying yourself.”
He has Aziraphale there. “Still,” he says, spreading his hands wide. “It has to be said—” He glances up to the sky. “—for anyone listening, that I am not at fault for my appetite.”
“Never said you were,” Crowley says. “Just said you liked the oysters.”
or, an examination vis-à-vis food and forgiveness
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23 Feb 2024
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Mixed Blessings by rfsmiley for Princip1914
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
26 Mar 2023
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Crowley catfishes Aziraphale. It goes about as well for him as you might think.
Or: area demon experiments with different methods of seduction and in so doing invents the Nigerian prince fraud.
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20 Feb 2024
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True names have power. It’s a pity that Aziraphale no longer knows his.
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After the not-pocalypse, Crowley and Aziraphale face another obstacle: a mysterious illness affecting them both. Is it a curse from Heaven or Hell, or is it something more?
This is a bonding fic.
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06 Feb 2024
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We Can't Keep Meeting Like This by Ginger_Cat
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
28 Sep 2023
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Once a year, Aziraphale and Crowley meet on Earth to discuss the development of the reincarnated Christ child.
The problem is, they can't stop having sex instead.
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11 Jan 2024
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did you open up your heart there? by weatheredlaw
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
21 Jul 2019
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or were you quiet and afraid? — Aziraphale and Crowley meet over and over and over again. Aziraphale doesn't know what Crowley is, or why their souls can't seem to be parted, but he is a creature of love, and he's not going to argue with that.
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04 Jan 2024
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First Bloom by writeonclara
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
12 Sep 2019
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“I’ve heard all about you, of course,” Aziraphale chattered. “The fearsome god of the underworld.” He shot a grin over his shoulder. “You don’t seem all that fearsome to me.”
Crowley glared. He could be fearsome if he wanted to. He was just choosing not to be fearsome right now, since it required rather more effort than he preferred to exert.
“Actually, you seem rather sweet,” continued Aziraphale.
Crowley jerked up, scowling. “Sweet? Sweet? I am not sweet. What on earth makes you think I’m sweet?”
Aziraphale nodded towards Cerberus, who had flopped over onto his back, wriggling on his massive pillow, all four legs waving in the air. “Your dog has a pillow finer than your own throne,” he pointed out.
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29 Dec 2023
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Aziraphale and Ashke visit the stars, and Aziraphale reveals that he's been experimenting with some of the sensory systems they've designed for the creatures that will populate the Earth. Touch and taste, to be specific.
Nothing wrong with taking them for a little spin, just to see what it's like.Series
- Part 1 of Before the Beginning
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26 Dec 2023
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Lay me down in Eden by caricari
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
06 Jan 2021
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Two supernatural entities go for a walk and Crowley gets more than he bargained for.
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26 Dec 2023
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Winged Awakening by AJ_Constantine
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
20 Nov 2021
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Crowley offers to groom Aziraphale's neglected wings, which sparks off a new restlessness in the angel, a maddening itch that only another grooming session helps settle. Crowley also seems to behave oddly, but they struggle to speak openly about the unsettling change between them— until things spin out of their control.
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16 Dec 2023
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"Um", the angel cleared his throat. "Well, as we know, when humans like each other, sometimes, they, er, give each other a.. special hug."
"Are you asking me to sleep with you?"
Aziraphale wants to investigate what this whole sex malarkey is all about, but nothing goes according to plan.
(This started out as just a silly idea, so the first few chapters are on the humorous side, but there is the expected smut in later chapters, followed by less expected angst and drama, and a bittersweet happy ending eventually. If you are looking for a consistent tone across a story, you have come to the wrong place.. otherwise, enjoy the ride! :D)
My love of puns and awkwardness has resulted in some oocness – sorry!
THIS STORY IS NOW COMPLETE!
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22 Nov 2023
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The Last Temptation of Crowley by irisbleufic
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
19 Oct 2004
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The best method for clearing one's head, as far as Crowley knew, was feeding the ducks in St. James's Park. And if that failed, at least it was a jumping-off point for other pursuits. What Crowley failed to take into account was that Aziraphale wasn't going with him, and the former usually depended upon the presence of the latter.
"Hallo," Aziraphale said from a distance, already standing in their favorite spot.
Crowley took a crumpled paper bag from his jacket, where it had spent the past fifteen minutes as an unattractive lump. "We have to stop this," he said decisively, opening the bag. "People will talk."
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20 Nov 2023