20 Works by alistaircousland
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James and Lily were getting married tomorrow, so they arranged a dress rehearsal tonight to ensure everything would go smoothly. Unbeknownst to James, someone else was going to walk the aisle, pretending to be Lily. Unbeknownst to Remus, he was going to have the hardest time not to cut the dress rehearsal short before throwing that person on his shoulders and bring them home.
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or, otherwise, a drabble where remus couldn't help it that sirius is too hot in a dress.
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i like you, sorry i never meant to by alistaircousland
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
23 Apr 2022
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Sirius Black - one half of The Marauders, a rising British duo with James Potter, childhood best friend and brother.
Remus Lupin - BAFTA nominated actor.
There was no reason for them to cross paths, other than commenting on each other's Instagram. Until Sirius' past creeps back to him, and he needs help. Or, his PR team thinks he needs help.
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In other words, this is a shameless fake relationship AU. Enjoy!
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Remus Lupin is the proprietor of The Howling Moon, a cafe in London, where Lily works as a manager and James is visiting for the first time with Sirius. Lily may or may not have wanted to introduce the two for the longest time.
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TL;DR cafe AU with Remus the occasional model and Sirius the photographer and they fall in love like teenagers uwu
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JAMES POTTER
Lily Evans: hey james
Lily Evans: this is remus
Lily Evans: and lily will absolutely kill me if she found this but i’ll bother with it later
Lily Evans: but long story short she’s feeling not well the whole day so me and her will have to call raincheck on our double date
Lily Evans: i swear we’re not ghosting u guys, if she wasn’t unwell we’ll already be picking out clothes i promise u
Lily Evans: anyway please tell sirius i’m sorry i couldn’t tell him myself, idk where’s my phone
Lily Evans: i’m ok but i can’t leave the house knowing she’s sick so yeah
Lily Evans: BUT DON’T PANIC THIS IS NOT A DEATH OR ALIVE SITUATION I KNOW YOU’RE PANICKING
Lily Evans: so anyway. raincheck pls and we’re so sorry
Lily Evans: if u or sirius don’t hear anything from me rest assured lily will have me strangled tonight for using her phone to text u
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Sirius knew he was the one who asked no-commitments, but just like what people say, karma is a bitch. He fell for Remus.
(Although, unbeknownst to him, Remus was also head over heels for Sirius already.)
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french braids and silly crushes by alistaircousland
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
18 Oct 2020
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Remus wanted to know how to braid Sirius' hair, so he asked Lily to teach him.
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a little drabble i had in mind where Remus and Lily bond over their crushes on Sirius and James respectively on their seventh year. -
the heart wants what it wants by alistaircousland
Fandoms: Glee, Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
15 Oct 2020
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a story of sebastian smythe and kurt hummel, students of hogwarts school of witchcraft and wizardry, from when they were sorted to their houses until their last year.
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Even the New York power couple gets trouble in paradise. Question is, were they strong enough to go back being KurtandSebastian?
Or, in other words, Kurt and Sebastian fought six months before their marriage.
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Sebastian getting drunk because his date stood him up, a woman walked up to flirt with him, and Kurt came out as the hero of the night.
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Sebastian might have told Kurt he liked him in a cab in the middle of the night. And didn't regret it. Also, Kurt smells nice. -
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Most of the times, Hunter left Sebastian to wars without saying goodbye. But that night in 2043, he decided to do so.
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In his fortieth birthday, Sebastian wrote a heartfelt letter to his husband. / T-rated: slight mention of sex. slightly not blaine-friendly. implied kadam.
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“Sebastian? What is this?” Sebastian was on his knees on the floor, still using his work shirt, although the first two buttons were undone and his legs were only covered by his boxer briefs.
Usually, Kurt would be the one in that position. Kneeling on the floor, hands splayed over his thighs, head bowed. Although both men agreed that they’re switches, more often than not Kurt would be in Sebastian’s mercy.
Apparently, not this time.
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- Part 3 of Don't I Always?
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A venture to the beginning of Kurt and Sebastian's relationship, from a friends with benefit to dating. In other words, a fluff short fic for all Kurtbastian romantics out there.
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- Part 1 of Don't I Always?
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A drabble in which Kurt and Sebastian debates their choices of baby names that turns into a marriage proposal. Happens a few years after "Don't I Always?" but can be read separately, it's just set in the same universe.
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- Part 4 of Don't I Always?
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Blaine left a gaping scar that not even Sebastian's compassion can cure. Kurt, not wanting to get hurt all over again, chose to push Sebastian away, but Sebastian has made himself a seat in Kurt's heart, whether he knows it or not.
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- Part 2 of Don't I Always?
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The club's light were dim, Kurt was having a glass of scotch at the bar, until a familiar voice chirps in... and changes his life.
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Dorian wants his drinks, but apparently there is a certain assassin that doesn't want that to happen.
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(Not necessarily as simple as summary suggests, though.)
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 1,485
- Chapters:
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- Kudos:
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Kurt only realized the scars after a couple of years into their relationships, and he can't help but press for information.
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One day, Inquisitor Lavellan went to the barracks and sparred with a soldier, then he fell unconscious. Cassandra, Dorian and Cullen were adamant in knowing why would Lavellan do such thing.
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Written for Kurtbastian Week 2014, Day 1: Dalton!Kurtbastian:
Future!Fic: Kurt came home earlier and spotted Sebastian’s old journal while he was in Dalton. He found out things he never thought he’d find, and Sebastian got mad.