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“Any ideas?”
“I absolutely do have ideas, I’m so glad you asked.” Seokjin uses his free hand to fish in his pocket, drawing out his phone.
“Did you make a list?”
“Of course I made a list,” Seokjin snaps.
“A list of gifts for me to get for my boyfriend?” Yoongi questions.
“When you say it like that it sounds weird.”
“It is weird,” Yoongi huffs.
“No one likes a drama queen, Min Yoongi.” Seokjin sips his wine and taps at something on his phone screen. “Okay.” He looks up, meeting Yoongi’s eyes. “A flannel training bra.”
“Get out.”
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Yoongi and Seokjin spend Christmas at the Big Gay Farm. Yoongi’s nervous about finding the perfect present, while Namjoon has a surprise of his own in store.
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- Part 2 of Big Gay Farm
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13 Feb 2024
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Ring My (door)Bell by deepslowpanic for raspberrydoll
Fandoms: 방탄소년단 | Bangtan Boys | BTS
24 Jul 2021
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“You’ve been living next door to this guy for what, six months now?”
“Thereabouts,” Jimin mutters.
“Thereabouts,” Hoseok echoes with a snort. “It shouldn’t be this hard for you to talk to him, you’re never like this. He must be really hot.”
Jimin sighs. “You have no idea.”
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Living next to Namjoon is great, definitely ideal. Namjoon is a kind and respectful neighbor, never making noise at odd hours, no loud parties, no weird smells. So why can’t Jimin string together two words to even greet him normally? (The answer, of course, is that Namjoon is hot, and Jimin is head over heels.)
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11 Feb 2024
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"I'm sorry, by the way," Yoongi says suddenly. Seokjin looks at him in confusion and Yoongi continues. "For just running away from you."
Seokjin laughs softly. "It's alright, I mean, I get it, obviously. I really wanted to ask for your number or something. Maybe share a cab. I wish you hadn't fled the scene like some kind of deviant."
Yoongi grimaces. "I wouldn't have, I mean if...you know."
"Right." Seokjin nods. "If your giant dildo hadn't fallen out of your bag."
Yoongi scoffs, crossing his arms over his chest. "It's not that big."
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Yoonjin as: We talked on a plane for hours and I was going to ask for your number but then your suitcase exploded and you left me at baggage claim holding your Bad Dragon dildo and I only know your first name. I'd really like to take you to dinner and maybe give back your aggressively vibrating sex toy.
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11 Feb 2024
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Kim Namjoon breaks down and installs Grindr after his friends complain he is "terminally single," despite never really being into hook ups. Jeon Jungkook is an old pro at the hookup app.
Their connection is instant.
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03 Jul 2023
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you, me, and the pretty boy makes three by jooniesyoonie (hufflebee)
Fandoms: 방탄소년단 | Bangtan Boys | BTS
15 May 2023
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“Because Namjoon and I are in the middle of something, something I would love for you to stay on the line for, if that’s okay with you.”
The question was primarily for Jungkook, but Namjoon also nods, and after a moment of silence, Jungkook answers.
“Oh my g— did you answer the phone in the middle of sex?”
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28 Jun 2023