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“I am afraid,” Sarutobi’s voice is solemn but unwavering, “that any and all requests to take over Uzumaki Naruto’s care will be denied. No matter the circumstances or the source.”
There’s a pause, a heavy and cutting sort of silence.
“She is jinchūriki now,” Sarutobi murmurs, one part explanation and one part decree. Sorrowful but unyielding. “The girl’s life is no longer what it once would have been. There will be no adoptions, no fostering, no contact. Uzumaki Naruto is just another orphan and she will live as such. Now, dismissed.”
And that, much to Mikoto’s ire, seems to be that.
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“Yeah, sensei, do we pass?” Sasuke dangled the bells from the tip of his finger, a smug grin on his face. He was a bastard, Kakashi decided.
Actually, all of them were. Little shit bastards. Feral goblins. Hellspawn. If it wasn’t Sakura literally changing the landscape of the field underneath Kakashi’s feet, it was Sasuke swinging a sword crackling with lightning, both of them subtly herding him towards Naruto’s hundred shadow-clones, all of which were so fast he could barely track them even with the sharingan.
Kakashi was starting to think his team definitely didn’t have the same problems as the others.
***5 times Team 7 confused/terrified the shit out of everyone 1 time they explained why (ft. Time Traveling Team 7)***
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17 Dec 2024
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Naruto and Sakura have gone insane.
Or: Just after becoming Team 7 Naruto and Sakura go through a massive shift in personality, leaving Sasuke out of the loop and wondering what in the name of sanity could have happened to them. His only consolation is that Kakashi is just as weirded out as he is.
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French Kissing, the End of the World, and Other Impossible Ordeals by Tsume_Yuki
Fandoms: Naruto
03 Mar 2020
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This is it, centuries of excellent genetics, of carefully selected marriages to maximise the potential of future generations and it’s going to be Sasuke who introduces idiocy to the Uchiha bloodline.
The ancestors must be rolling in their graves.
In which Sasuke is smitten, Naruto is a badass, and timetravel happens.
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- Part 1 of - by Uchiha Sasuke
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17 Dec 2024
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"How can you not know who the father is?" Gwen finally managed to say.
"Because I maybe kinda sorta slept with three guys two months ago." Merlin cringed at his words.
"Maybe kinda sorta?" Gwen raised her brow.
"Merlin you slut." Morgana teased with a smirk.Merlin is 22 and doing his Masters degree at uni. After three drunken nights and sex with three men he ends up pregnant. The only question left to ask who is the father?
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16 Dec 2024