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    Band AU - Glam metal band Victoria Punk is set for a comeback, but they run into some old rivals backstage.

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    That didn’t seem right. The sun was out and the clouds were few and fluffy white. It seemed like a perfectly fine afternoon. But there was a pungent taste of iron in his mouth, and the sting of salt in his wounds, and the bone-crushing pressure was still stealing his goddamn air and Killer was still laughing-weeping-bleeding—

    If you’re going to aim a gun at someone’s home, don’t be surprised when they shoot back at you.

    God damn it. And they took his home from right under his feet.

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    Identity and presentation are not the same thing, but the relationship between them is unique to every individual.

    or,

    Nathan and Pao-Lin hang out and talk about clothes.

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    "If you wear something just ‘acceptable’ to the Gala again, I swear to god, Yuri..."

    It's a beautiful day to be blackmailed into a shopping trip.

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    Somewhere deep in the Alps lives an old Tzimisce who clings to the last of his humanity, receiving occasional visits from a love that can never be and from a Neonate he came to think of as his own son. In hiding from the Sabbat for the crimes of his late Sire, he finally finds a way to reverse the curse that has bound him for centuries - written on the back of the Rite of Endless Night, coveted by the Sabbat for millenia.

    (Can be read independently from previous installments if you don't need a glimpse into Salem's work, in part 3.)

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    Before Jango got to him, Kuro saw a fire in this man’s eyes that reminded him of himself. The Marines were never where he belonged.

    Inspired by this SBS and the comment https://www.tumblr.com/umbrace-ramble/736529114821967872/wheres-my-enemies-to-lovers-morgan-x-kuro-fics

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    Kid still doesn't know the full story of what happened to Killer in Wano, but whatever it was, it was making his new condition worse.

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    "You'll be hanged today, you know."

    "Oh yes."

    "How are you so calm, then?"

    "It's not my first execution," said the pirate, a hint of teeth flashing with that easy smile. "And besides," he leaned forward, forehead touching the cell bars, "you're not here just to rub it in, are ya, Bunny?"

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    Written for the 2023 Kotetsu T. Kaburagi Pin-Up Calendar, to go with art by @xxviiswans (twitter)

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    Then, from outside the store came the rumbling of an engine. He turned around to see a motorcycle pull up in front of the shop; a custom Harley-Davidson if he was not mistaken. The driver had a button-up with the sleeves rolled up, showing off tan skin covered in tattoos, and he turned off the engine. Not bad, not bad at all. Barnaby hadn't had much time to think about anything other than academia and sports in— well, his whole life. But he knew he had a type, and this man fit right in it. Well, the man hadn't taken his helmet off yet, but Barnaby was allowed a harmless little daydream about a stranger in the street, wasn't he?

    At least, until the man got off his bike and approached the store, raised his hands to take off his helmet and revealed... nothing, because he entered the store and Barnaby lost sight of him. Well, maybe he'd catch a glimpse on his way out. Unless—

    "Hey, you must be Bunny!"

    ***

    Written for the 2023 Kotetsu T. Kaburagi Pin-Up Calendar, to go with art by @Marose_art (twitter)

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    There exists a club in Monaco that could very well be its own neutral zone between the factions. Vampires of all kind are welcome as long as they follow a code of conduct, enforced by a powerful but young ringleader. Every night, it hosts evenings of debauchery and lust so well-hidden in plain sight that any unsuspecting human could walk in and out and be none the wiser.

    Such is the stage for a young couple and a star-crossed one-night-stand.

    (Can be read independently from previous installments if you don't need introductions for Gavius, Victor, and Judesca.)

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    The Central European Camarilla has seen a string of targeted attacks to its most important figures, resulting in their permanent deaths. Out of options, and fearing an inside job, the Prince takes it into his own hands to visit a famous oracle, the Mourner of the Sahara, to seek the answers to his plight. But as it happens with oracles, he receives answers he did not know he'd been searching for, starting with the Mourner's face; a man he loved in life and thought long dead.

    (Same universe as One Late Night, independent story.)

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    A hedonistic vampire becomes infatuated with a shut-in human who takes him in when he had nowhere to spend the daylight hours. Red flags go ignored, on both sides. The only person with an ounce of common sense in this story joins them for a threesome. They live happily ever after.

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    Before Yuri had the chance to think, he screamed.

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    As they're starting to date, Yuri and Keith get kidnapped. Yuri tries to keep cool but something triggers him and he burns the place to the ground. Keith, to his surprise, keeps the secret.

    Tags will be added as the story unfolds, rating may change.

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    "You'll burn," Yuri heard himself say, feeling his breathing ready to give out on him for good.

    "I'd rather have a few blisters than let you throw away your life."

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    Kuya found that the clink of chains, as symbolic as they may be, was a whimsical addition to the ambient noise of the forest at night.

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    Kuya has always redirected the effect of the moons, getting it out of his system. Quincy, being more headstrong, always tries to outright fight it. Kuya proposes a better method.

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    "But darling," and she'd turned back to him, held his face with her lily-white hands, "No god should treat us like food, for our very existence is more divine than any deity."

    There had been a devotion in her weary eyes that simply compelled him to trust her, and so he'd squeezed her hand gently and followed her, to the ends of the Earth if it was necessary.

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    Drabble based on my HC that Red Velvet Cookie IS the Red Velvet Dragon, with DE's help who is also like his mother figure

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    Prompt: Achilles/Ares, something with them being angry with each other

    Achilles is Ares' favorite little killing machine.

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    It’d been almost two decades since he’d gotten the parasite under control when Fawkes felt it pull at his consciousness again.

    He was sitting at a tavern with Raine and Mirael after a long day’s work and earning enough to have a smooth couple of months without a problem. The air was one of celebration, camaraderie, and cheerful music that everyone in the tavern seemed to know the lyrics of. Fawkes himself preferred quieter spaces, but he didn’t mind indulging his travel partners’ extroversion once in a while. He even found himself humming to the melody of the song, when he felt it.

    It was an indistinct whisper that he knew no one could hear but himself, as it came from within him. He’d always located it at the back of his head, near the base of his skull. His eyes darted from his whiskey to his left hand; he had his gloves on and his sleeves rolled back, as usual, and his hand didn’t make any movement without his command. But he could swear he could feel it pulse.

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    Hector reflects on the present and future after Lenore saw the sun.

    ———

    “Their relationship became like a pair of old friends who held a knife at each other’s throats while exchanging pleasantries. Granted, his was a butter knife and hers was a cleaver, but they had the same drive—or lack thereof—to actually strike.

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    Had Hector ever had a period in his life where he didn’t look to someone for instructions?”

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    Aelius and Vinicius have been close for decades, since before becoming General and Senator. Through career differences, the birth of a child, and the death of a spouse, it has always been clear to them that they will always be by each other's side. But unbeknownst to each other, friendship is not all they feel.

    An unfortunate incident during a campaign to the insurgent countryside might change that.

    (Transcription of a prose RP.)

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