abusedtrademarkemoji
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first they kiss (then they bite soft) by abusedtrademarkemoji
Fandoms: Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies), Marvel Cinematic Universe, Spider-Man - All Media Types
25 Nov 2019
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ned and betty might just be the nastiest kissers in the known public. peter and mj feel obligated to prove their hypothesis that a first kiss should look way better, conveniently they are the only willing participants for their own little experiment.
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but it's better if you do by abusedtrademarkemoji
Fandoms: Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies), Marvel Cinematic Universe, Spider-Man - All Media Types
29 Oct 2019
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“Michelle and I got married last night.” He prepares himself for the worst.
“You and MJ, huh?” Tony observes without any incredulity to spare. Peter looks over to where Michelle is blowing on her too-hot tea. “Took a long while with that one.”
“Are you-you aren’t surprised?”
“Not even a little bit,” he answers, his sound lightening from its post-waking growl into his regular voice through the phone receiver. “Tax purposes—also, you’re in love with her.”
[in which peter wakes up married to his big fat stinkin' crush, michelle, who doesn't see what the problem is. he has a lot of questions and everyone else thinks they have the answer.]
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everybody talks by abusedtrademarkemoji
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, Spider-Man - All Media Types, Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies)
10 Jul 2019
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midtown has a lot of free time to spend on gossiping, and rumour has it that peter and michelle hooked up over the weekend.
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i'll say the only words i know by abusedtrademarkemoji
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, Spider-Man - All Media Types, Spider-Man: Homecoming (2017), Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies)
16 Oct 2018
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“Don’t you have a tick?”
“A what now?”
“A tick.” Cindy says it so blatantly, in a way that means she thinks the question is obvious. That everyone in the world but Michelle knows what it means. “Something that makes your body go ‘unf’ and your mind go to static.”
Michelle pauses, deliberates. “Nope.”
“Yes, you do. Everyone has one.”
“Nah, I really don’t.”
[michelle very much does have a tick but you wouldn't know it until she has an affair with the new kid who speaks even less english than a dog.]
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they think loving is money in the hand by abusedtrademarkemoji
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Spider-Man: Homecoming (2017), Marvel Cinematic Universe
09 Oct 2018
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peter knows a lot of things in his life to be true. the sun rises in the east, molasses is slow in january, michelle jones is the love of his life. what he doesn’t know is that michelle spends her free time costuming as mj watson, a hideously talented outlaw who ransacks the living daylights out of an arizona town. this is how he ends up a hundred miles deep in the apache pass with the devil herself, and how he learns that perhaps the things he thought were true are not at all what they seem.
[in which peter falls for the same girl twice, in wildly different circumstances.]