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    Percy didn’t realize at the time that when his boyfriend came up to him one Friday afternoon with his coffee order in hand and a nervous grin on his face it was the beginning of the end.

    After six months of dating, Apollo brings Percy to meet his family. This proves to be a mistake.

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    All human/meet the family AU. Crack taken too seriously/ attempt at humor.

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    14 Dec 2024

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    what if Percy learned to suddenly shapeshift? chaos, that’s what

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    13 Dec 2024

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    Nothing goes the way the Fates intended. When Percy gets expelled (again), he doesn’t go to Yancy Academy. Instead he ends up at Privet Drive, England, where he meets a boy with a lightning bolt scar, broken glasses, and the curious ability to talk to snakes:

    “I know. I’m a freak,” the boy muttered.

    Percy stood there, not understanding the problem. Yeah talking to a snake was kinda freaky, but on the spectrum from cool to freaky it was definitely more on the cool side.

    “If it helps, I can talk to fish.”

    The boy frowned skeptically. “No you can’t.”

    “What, you can talk to snakes but I can’t talk to fish?”

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    07 Dec 2024

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    Percy was at least happy that this wasn't a prophecy. Stealing back some demigod weapons from a mortal? Sure, Iron Man was a superhero and a genius, but after dealing with Gaea, that was nothing. They just had to steer clear of anyone who might recognize them, and they were positive that they could pull it off easier than most of their quests. And potentially land Leo a job, while they're at it.

    But Percy should have known better. Nothing is ever that simple for a demigod.

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    05 Dec 2024

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    Somehow Percy ended up in a modern, political intrigue movie full of war crimes. Also known as Disney’s Descendants (2015).

    “Prince Ben invited some of the children of villains off of the isle to attend school here, with us.”

    “The isle?”

    “The Isle of the Lost. It functions as a prison for the villains. King Beast sent them there twenty-ish years ago. They can’t get in or out. Not that anyone wants to go in. It keeps us all safe.”

    “And the kids are stuck on this isle, too?” Astern nodded, looking like he was about to say something else, but Percy stopped him before he could, “isn’t that, like, a war crime?”

    Percy wasn’t actually that familiar with what constituted a war crime, but it certainly sounded like one. Although, fuck, this place apparently didn’t have a Long Island. What made him think they had a Geneva? Or a World War II? Though the gods did still exist here so—

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    04 Dec 2024