absolute_nightmare
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when you get a taste, can you tell me what's my flavor? by absolute_nightmare
Fandoms: Deadpool (Movieverse)
06 Sep 2024
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It’s getting harder to tell where he ends and Wade begins, Logan thinks. Since the Time Ripper incident, it’s all sort of — mushed together.
There’s trauma bonding. And then there’s whatever the fuck they have going on.
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a dumb screenshot of youth by absolute_nightmare
Fandoms: IT (Movies - Muschietti), IT - Stephen King
24 Aug 2020
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“There you are, dipshit,” comes an annoyed voice from below.
Somewhere in the back of his floaty, shitfaced brain, he registers the familiarity of the voice, but it doesn’t fully click until he lurches unsteadily over the edge of the roof to blink confusedly at the figure standing on the pavement.
And Eddie’s there, face scrunched into an expression of long-suffering amusement, moonlight reflecting off of his cheekbones, wearing those trademark red shorts (they’ll be the death of him, Richie thinks) and that stupid fucking fanny pack, and Richie kind of wishes God would just hurry up and kill him already, the way this night is going.
or, richie tozier is having sort of a bad night. eddie manages to make it...not quite as bad.
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every breath we drew by absolute_nightmare
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
24 Jul 2019
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popular opinion tells us that hell is a raging inferno. this is incorrect. hell, at its very core, is cold, a damp, dark, freezing place, which makes more sense anyways because hell is the opposite of heaven, and heaven is built on the idea of love, and love, as we all know, is the warmest thing that exists on this earth.
or, crowley decides that some things are worth burning up for.
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only you can make me (scream and beg for more) by yellow_crayon
Fandoms: Deadpool (Movieverse), Deadpool - All Media Types, Marvel Cinematic Universe, Wolverine (Movies), The Avengers (Marvel Movies)
14 Sep 2024
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“Oh, hello there, Johnny,” Deadpool waved a katana at Rogers, “see, sweetums, I told you he’d live. T'was but a flesh wound.”
“Let me handle this,” Logan said to Captain America as he weaved his way through the pileup of taxis and cracked pavement. People shoved and screamed, running past him in the opposite direction.
“That’s right, yeah, my babygirl’s an Avenger,” Wade yelled at a headless corpse, pausing to blow a few kisses Logan’s way. “Hi, pookums. So proud, look at him go. Light of my life and fire of my loins. Tightest fucking pussy in all of the multiver–”
Logan lobbed a sizable chunk of concrete at his head.
Post Movie. They move in together. Logan joins the Avengers for rent money. There's a pregnancy scare and an inter-dimensional kidnapping.
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09 Sep 2024
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where soul meets body by Edgebug
Fandoms: Deadpool - All Media Types, Deadpool (Movieverse)
05 Sep 2024
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"I'll probably see you around?"
"Probably not," Logan says, something in his spine still shaking even now, and Wade looks at him with those huge dark eyes that look--hurt, maybe, heartbroken, and Logan knows he has to get up and leave before he can't.
Each step is agony increasing, the thing in his spine trembling ever-harder and then Wade calls his name and he stops, turns, sees those eyes again; pleading, desperate.
A rush of emotion slams into his hindbrain, it feels half foreign and half his own; don't do this can't do this without you please stay please stay stay stay stay let me stay stay stay
"Come home with me," Wade blurts out, and Logan finds that he's taken steps toward Wade without realizing it, closing the yawning gap between them, and the thing in his spine relaxes just a little.
"Okay," he says.
(In which something very interesting happens underneath the Time Ripper, and Wade and Logan deal with the aftermath.)
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- Part 1 of where soul meets body
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03 Sep 2024
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“Not gonna listen if I tell you to stop talking,” Logan says in a voice that’s–resigned? No. Nope. Risky undercurrent of something else there, that has Wade nearly preening like a peacock. “And after maybe an entire fucking hour of slicing you open, all we’ve really got to show for it is a shitty excuse for a car.”
“Big Bad Wolvy’s at a crossroads with no arrows to point him toward Grandma’s house,” Wade manages, even with the yellow-clad, well-built asshole’s thumbs driving through the hollows in his cheeks.
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02 Sep 2024
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“You’re a little freeloader, aren’t you?”
“Pass me the fucking syrup, Wade.”
“Hey, woah. Didn’t say it out of judgement. Just…you’re really leaning into the domesticated wolf vibe.”
“Tamed or not, wolves need to eat.”
“Do they also have any, uh, fun little tricks up their coats? Play dead, high five, bend over–
“Roll over, asshole.”
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02 Sep 2024
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Obedience by Sohotthateveryonedied
Fandoms: Batman (Comics), Batman - All Media Types, Detective Comics (Comics), Red Robin (Comics)
18 Jul 2019
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Something is seriously wrong with Tim—Jason just knows it. Ever since the Mad Hatter incident, Tim has been acting completely different, and the worst part is that no one believes Jason when he tells them so.
But when the truth is eventually revealed, the whole family comes to realize that the situation is far worse than anyone could have ever predicted.
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19 Apr 2024