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    He shoves himself up from his chair in a move that has me fighting not to flinch but he’s only holding out a big hand for me to shake.

    “I’m Wade. Welcome home, roomie.”

    My throat clicks as I reach out and watch my hand get engulfed in his. He’s warm and his callouses scrape over my palm and my spider sense feels like it’s on the verge of buzzing down my spine.

    “Peter,” I croak. “Peter Parker.”

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    Wade Wilson rents out his extra room to the kid that takes all those action shots of Spider-man. Peter something or other. He seems like he'll be an okay roommate and maybe an in with Spidey Cakes but why does everything about him seem so familiar?

    Peter Parker finds an unheard-of deal on a decent apartment. The only problem? He has to live with Meathead Jock, the kind of guy who looks like he's about to shove Peter's head in a toilet. But there's something about this particular jock that throws Peter's spider sense out of whack. What is this guy's deal?

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    The Avengers and Co. may be known for being superheroes, but they're even more notable on the internet. Nobody should have given them the right, yet here they are. It's just a miracle none have been deactivated with all the shit they post.

    𝗶𝗻𝘀𝘁𝗶𝗻𝗰𝘁𝘀 𝗯𝗮𝗱✓ @𝘀𝗽𝗶𝗱𝗲𝗿𝗺𝗮𝗻
    sometimes i forget i can walk on ceilings and wonder why everyone and everything is upside down. only then do i realize i've been upside down for 5 hours

    𝗗𝗘𝗔𝗙𝗶𝗻𝗶𝘁𝗲𝗹𝘆✓ @𝗰𝗹𝗶𝗻𝘁𝗯𝗮𝗿𝘁𝗼𝗻
    dammit my sandwich fell onto the floor. guess i'll die

    𝗼𝗥𝗯𝗦✓ @𝘃𝗶𝘀𝗶𝗼𝗻
    to paprika or not to paprika is the question

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    After Miya shows up sick to S and takes a nasty fall from his skateboard, some things come to light about Miya's home life. Kojiro and Kaoru know they can't sit back and do nothing, so they hatch a plan to get custody of Miya. The only problem is social services would never allow single man foster or adopt a child alone. The solution quickly becomes obvious: they fake being married. (Trigger warnings in authors note)

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    Kojiro went silent, shifting from foot to foot nervously. When he spoke, his voice shook ever so slightly. “We could adopt him together.”

    Kaoru’s eyes snapped back to Kojiro, something sharp in his gaze. “What?”

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    "The girl looked annoyed now. "Wha- You're the friend the others always talk about! Why do you keep getting in the way? This is a confession, idiot!" she cried, flushing deeper, this time due to exertion.

    And since Reki was Reki, when a brilliantly stupid idea popped into his mind, he didn't think before doing.

    Reki blinked innocently, raising his and Langa's conjoined hands so she noticed them. "Probably because he's my boyfriend."

    'Oh shit. Oh fuck. Wrong answer Wrong answer VERY WRONG ANSWER. Langa's gonna kill me-' "

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    Langa comes out to Reki, and he takes it upon himself to end all the confession he knows he can't stand. And in the worst way possible, obviously.

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    Bede pinches the bridge of his nose. “Are you suggesting what I think you are? You want us to pretend to be dating as a — as a publicity stunt? Hop, you realize I am not known for being nice to you, yes?”

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