Zemmiphobia
Fandoms
- Voltron: Legendary Defender (4)
- ワンパンマン | One-Punch Man (4)
- Ladyhawke (1985) (1)
- Bleach (Anime & Manga) (1)
- Up (2009) (1)
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Sometimes the final adventure is a little longer than expected but life is a cycle and things always come back around eventually.
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Drunk hitting on your teammates is nothing new, right? Its practically a right of passage! And if Lance was being honest, this was probably his third or fourth time. In any case, he's experienced enough to know that if you work hard enough, things don't have to dissolve into an awkward mess of avoiding eye contact and dodging people in the hallway. Of course, it turns out that when one of your teammates is half-alien the usual rules don't always apply.
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- Part 4 of To Raise a Child
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"The night we bonded we beat the shit out of a mugger, bought a pizza, and… well, you can probably imagine what the rest of the night was like."
Steven's a simple man trying to raise his kid on an alien space ship in the middle of a millennium old war. He's got a full plate already, so he'd really like to know why Thace keeps laughing at him and Antok keeps appearing around every damn corner.
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- Part 3 of To Raise a Child
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One decision by an injured soldier changes not only the fate of the universe, but the fate of her young son.
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- Part 1 of To Raise a Child
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There was a child went forth every day;
And the first object he look’d upon, that object he became;
And that object became part of him for the day, or a certain part of the day, or for many
years, or
stretching cycles of years.-Walt Whitman
Series
- Part 2 of To Raise a Child
Recent series
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It's a Big Multiverse by orphan_account, Zemmiphobia
Fandom: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling, Ladyhawke (1985)
08 Dec 2015
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A collection of unrelated AU stories.
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- 4,411
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Keith is raised with his mother's people and the universe adjusts accordingly.
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- 50,425
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- 351
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By Hook or By Crook by Gemi, Prim_the_Amazing
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
04 Jan 2025
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Transmigration is a dream come true. It’s only a shame he has this of all things come true. Him! As Ming Fan! The boy who grew up only to die of ants. It had been an almost well-deserved death, sure, but Shen Yuan is the one in the body now and he would rather fucking not.
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A humble transmigrator is assigned a role he does not find particularly flattering. Can he please get recast?
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- English
- Words:
- 31,325
- Chapters:
- 5/?
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Bookmarked by Zemmiphobia
16 Nov 2024
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Young newly-single mother Talia takes her three children home, only to find her parents missing and her teenage brother talking about strange monsters in the woods—and they’re werewolves themselves, after all, so this is worrying.
Meanwhile, Stiles, Scott, and Lydia touch down in yet another timeline. Obviously, they’re not here for the nostalgia.
Series
- Part 1 of The Time Travel Grammar Book
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 46,104
- Chapters:
- 9/9
- Comments:
- 159
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14 Nov 2024
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snowdrops on the mountainside by jezebel_rising
Fandoms: The Hobbit - All Media Types, The Hobbit (Jackson Movies), The Hobbit - J. R. R. Tolkien
29 May 2024
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Bilbo pressed his ear to the door but he could hear no sound of heavy boots on the ground nor the murmur of any voices. He was in between, which was always dangerous, all the more so because of his current designation with the inhabitants outside his hidden door.
Series
- Part 150 of 365 days of fic
- Part 29 of may flowers
- Part 1 of the passing of mysteries
Bookmarked by Zemmiphobia
02 Jun 2024
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The Waves are Rising and Rising by Eleanor_Fenyx, little-smartass (Linxcat)
Fandoms: 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV)
11 Mar 2024
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“My doctor thinks dual cultivation would help. Sexual dual cultivation.” Nie Mingjue puffs out his now reddened cheeks, “Specifically as the party being penetrated. It — it helps for the energy exchange to be closer to the golden core, apparently.” He clears his throat. “More efficient that way. Theoretically it would have better and faster results than Song of Cleansing.”
Jin Guangyao’s ears are ringing. He’s distantly aware that his mouth is hanging open. He stares at Nie Mingjue, trying to process if he really just said what he thought he said. Slowly, he turns his head to look at Lan Xichen who — yes, Nie Mingjue definitely just said that, because Lan Xichen’s ears are bright red and he’s blinking rapidly, his own jaw dropped.
Nie Mingjue is asking to be fucked in the ass. For medical reasons.
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Three virgins with communication issues attempt to do sex magic. It goes about as well as you might expect.
Series
- Part 1 of The Waves are Rising and Rising
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 131,779
- Chapters:
- 17/17
- Comments:
- 816
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- 1,528
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19 Jan 2024
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Tarnished Gold by Prim_the_Amazing
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
08 Dec 2023
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Becoming emperor of the cultivation world will start with a first step as small and basic as becoming Head Disciple of Huan Hua Palace. For that, he must steal the position away from the current Head Disciple. Luo Binghe will sabotage, upstage, and completely and utterly best him.
The road to destroying everything and everyone who has ever wronged him, to becoming the highest ruler so that no one will ever have the right to control him ever again - it will start as simply as ruining Gongyi Xiao’s life.
Compared to everything else he’s already done, this should be easy.
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Luo Binghe brings all his skills of cunning and brutality to bear on Gongyi Xiao, Head Disciple of Huan Hua Palace Sect. It… doesn’t go too well for him.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 118,837
- Chapters:
- 21/21
- Comments:
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Bookmarked by Zemmiphobia
02 Dec 2023