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Two teams must work towards a common goal, to stop the rise of an evil god. Nine will answer the call. Chaos and decimation spread along spider threads consuming all. Scorned, only the faceless will stand when Titans fall.
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Ecological Revitilizations: Lesson Plan Australian Crocountry Predators and Plants by Your_fifth_shot_of_tequila
Fandoms: Team Fortress 2
13 May 2024
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Spy is teaching at Edinburgh University for a full school year, and gets an unexpected visitor before class.
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Learning More About Handplants by Your_fifth_shot_of_tequila
Fandoms: Tales From the Gas Station - Jack Townsend
12 Aug 2023
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Jerry walks out to the gas station he's recently been working at. He plans to bother Jack for the rest of his shift, since he can't sleep and neither does Jack. When Jack isn't at the register, Jerry goes looking for him. The predicament that Jack is stuck in might be more than Jerry can handle.
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An ending to Thing I Wish I Could Say. Raoul is on a mission, far off from the Rocky Mountains in the dusty city of Pueblo. He has one mission, assassinate one of the Smaldone brothers, and get out. When his mission leads him to a bar he sees a familiar face, and they can't help but catch up. Where could their night take them?
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The Red Team is high on a winning streak, a generous reward from the higher up's gives the team Sniper something curious. A little plush doll of the man's rival, the Blu Spy. Thinking it's harmless fun the Sniper begins interacting with the dolls in ways he wishes he could with the Blu Spy. Unbeknownst to him whatever he does to the doll the Blu Spy feels and hears. How long can the Spy put up with interventions to his work? Will the Sniper figure out the truth? Can I finish this project? All those questions and no answers, in Things I Wish I Could Say
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two dudes sittin in a space ship five feet apart cause its a slowburn
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28 Nov 2023
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In which Sniper is a little tied up and Spy has a thing for showing off.
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17 Oct 2023
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All is Fair in Love, Sex, and War! by TheoForman for AndeliaMaddock
Fandoms: Team Fortress 2
27 Oct 2023
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Spy forgets to cook dinner ONE time and suddenly the entire team thinks he owes the men on RED a blowjob! Sure, he wouldn't mind giving one, or eight, under the right circumstances, but starting with Scout is definitely not the right circumstances for Spy, especially when the man is so arrogant and entitled and delicious-no! He is stronger than this! He will not give in!
Spy is not stronger than this, he does give in. So does everyone else though, so he can't really be blamed.
Dub-con is listed and relevant for the entire story, due to drugging (that doesn't force sex, just lowers inhibitions) being a major plot point. If that squicks you, this entire story will, but if it does not, you may well be my target audience if you like filthy, increasingly raunchy and debauched sex starting with a train of men in Spy and ending only I know where. Think sex pollen, because that's about what is happening. I won't say who or how initially, but that's what you're looking at in this story.
This story starts with Spy, but it does roam POV to every one of the RED mercenaries.
STORY COMPLETE, subscribe to the series if you want to be alerted for the next stories and Series Two: All Is Fair in Love, Sex, and War.
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- Part 2 of All is Fair in Love, Sex, and War!
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07 Oct 2023
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6H0ST Air by ÉcrivainFantôme (EcrivainFantome)
Fandoms: Watcher Entertainment RPF, Buzzfeed Unsolved (Web Series)
25 May 2023
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The year is 1993 and Ryan Bergara runs a semi-popular underground radio show for "6H0ST Air" under the pseudonym 'The Revenant'. Each week, he regales his listeners with unsolved crime stories and supernatural disturbances, asking them for their own theories and stories that they can post on his forum.
Soon, another poster starts populating his forum - a person by the name of $K3PT1C who enjoys poking holes in everyone's theories.
The show will be forever changed when the two decide to team up to discuss and research, using a more... hands-on approach.
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- Part 1 of Dead Air
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10 Apr 2023
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The BLU Spy gets too confident in his abilities to catch the RED Sniper off guard, and instead of using his Kukri like usual, he decides to teach the Spy a memorable lesson.
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31 Mar 2023