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    Tubbo snorted. “Fit MC, one of the best mercenaries in the wastes, was kidnapped? I find that hard to believe.”

    “You can imagine my surprise when I found him tied up in a gas station, being guarded by three idiots who didn’t know how to fight,” Phil said, folding his arms over his chest.

    “Good thing they didn’t kill you. Could you imagine how embarrassing that’d be?” Tubbo shook his head. “For shame, Fit. Your reputation is in shambles.”

    “My reputation is fine, thank you very much.”

    “You sure? Because I have a job for you both that could make you some of the most feared men in the entire fucking wasteland.” There was a challenging glint in Tubbo’s eyes that hadn’t been there before.

    or, as a mercenary in the nuclear wasteland, Phil has taken a lot of dangerous jobs over the years. This latest one puts all of those to shame.

    or or, a morning crew phil heist fic set in the apocalypse

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    24 Sep 2024

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    Truthfully, Orpheus knew this was stupid, even for him.

    But he really wanted some of those muffins that Siren had brought to their last meeting, and he couldn’t be bothered to change for one measly child.

    I mean, the kid in front of him couldn’t have been more than seventeen.

    So he watched, waiting for a reaction that never came, and Tommy tilted his head with furrowed brows.

    “Are you going to order, or just stare at me until we close?”

    ~

    Tommy is complacent in his life. He's got a job with people he trusts, a sort-of-brother, and enough money to manage on his own when they age out of the system. He's doing perfectly fine for himself, thank you very much, and he doesn't need the sort of family that this Phil guy keeps trying to offer him.

    Or, Tommy heals a villain and has to deal with the consequences of his actions.

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    14 Jul 2024

  3. Public Bookmark 86

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    Tubbo was a normal 18 year old boy in a super hero and villain dominated world. That is to say he was broke and unemployed. Everytime he tried to get a job he was rejected because he “doesn’t have enough education to be qualified” or “doesn’t legally exist” but luckily, on a walk towards the middle of no where he finds work where he least expects it.
    Good news: it pays more then minimum wage and has generous hours
    Bad news: His employer is a villain and he is pretty sure he will die if he says no
    Or
    Tubbo gets a job with villains

    Fic contains no swearing but does contain subjects such as suicide, addiction, abuse and the aftermath of abuse
    Read with caution and joyous wimsy
    This fic does NOT contain Wilbur Soot. He has been replaced with Grian Hermitcraft

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    05 Jul 2024

  4. Public Bookmark 64

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    Technoblade was smart. A lot of borrowers weren't and perhaps that was why there weren't many of them left. Techno hadn't seen another like him in almost a decade. His parents were long gone. He did well on his own. And he would like to keep it that way.

    So when humans decided to move into his house, he was pissed.

    OR: Technoblade is a borrower and the rest of SBI are the humans moving into the abandoned house he calls a home. Family somehow is the end result of this.

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    25 Mar 2024

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    "It's not that bad, right? Three weeks in a cabin in a nice forest, it could be fun."

    "Three weeks in a cabin," Tommy confirmed, stuffing his favorite t-shirt into a duffel bag, "With my mortal enemies. There's only a few rooms! I won't be able to avoid them!"

    "I think that's the point," Techno said, "If you're forced to stay together for three weeks, you're bound to walk out either hating each other more than before or with an understanding of the others. They're hoping that it's the second one."

    "I'm gonna walk out and their bodies will be at the bottom of the lake," Tommy mumbled.

    "Please don't murder them."

    Or,

    Tommy, Tubbo, and Ranboo have hated each other for their entire lives. When this decade long rivalship comes to a head on the last day of their sophomore year, resulting in a three way fist fight in the middle of the cafeteria, they aren't shocked when their parents decide that something needs to put a stop to the insanity.

    They're all pretty sure that getting exiled to an isolated cabin together in the middle of the woods for the first three weeks of summer wasn't a normal punishment, though.

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    20 Mar 2024