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Isn't Life So Fucking Inconsistent by XylstGlitch
Fandoms: Minecraft (Video Game), Video Blogging RPF
28 Feb 2024
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A collection of what happened and happens in the ‘Wild Birds Cannot be Tamed’ universe; the past, the present, and the future. AKA a further expansion of sequels and prequels I have yet the chance to write or insert in the main storyline in time, just a jumble of drabbles and me rambling :]
I. The aftermath 3 years after the ‘Factory Incident’, and how two brothers cope with the past.
II. How the Syndicate came to be, starting with a particular blond and a teen with flowy hibiscus hair.
III. Two strangers imprisoned in the same cage opened each other's hearts slowly but steadily.
IV. The daily life of two professionally trained doctors, cleaning up after their family who all have no self-perseverance.
V. “How the fuck did you adopt so many children (and adults)?” -Wilbur
VI. A little bonding between a former mafia member and a mafia boss.
VII. “No, I’m not Phil’s secret biological son so shut the fuck up.” -Tommy
VIII. The daily shenanigans of Benchtrio with an occasional Fundy visiting.
IX. “Necromancy is poggers.” -Tommy again, probably
IX.2. The SBI chapter that should have existed but doesn’t until now.
(To be updated if I have more ideas!)
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- Part 3 of Xylias’s TWB MCC 2023 Fics
- Part 3 of Wild Birds Cannot be Tamed
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Hold Your Breath, I'll Make It, Worth the Wait by XylstGlitch
Fandoms: Minecraft (Video Game), Video Blogging RPF
28 Oct 2023
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There is a secret that Prince Theseus Craft of the Great Antarctic Empire holds, which may be too embarrassing for him to admit out loud in public, only known to those he loves most.
He has a fear of knee injuries.
It may sound ridiculous initially, but it is assured that it is no casual tale to be told.
At the ripe age of merely 9, the small bright prince had been kidnapped into a land so dark compared to his usual demeanor, a neighboring kingdom so sickening that the thought of holding a small prince as ransom for the Empire to abandon more power would be a sensible idea.
It should be known that no one, and absolutely no one, stands in the way of the Antarctic Empire.
(Or, a 3 1 where Tommy has a phobia that makes his life a bit(?) harder than others. Literally, there are a lot of things you need your kneecaps for.)
(Or, 3 times Tommy struggles with his phobia, and once he has to ignore it for the moment, for something much more important than his own feelings.)
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I Thought I Were No More Than a Bystander Till I Felt A Touch So Real by XylstGlitch for sherashalala
Fandoms: Minecraft (Video Game), Video Blogging RPF, QSMP | Quackity SMP, 전지적 독자 시점 - 싱숑 | Omniscient Reader - Sing-Shong
01 Sep 2023
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Wilbur Soot, a pathetic 25-year-old with pathetic hobbies. That’s who he is, and he had accepted that fact long ago.
Three Ways To Survive The Apocalypse- that was the name of the web novel he was hopelessly obsessed with. With a total average view count of 1.9, and an average comment count of 1.08, for the whole of 3149 episodes.
The man, however, didn’t know how the world laughed maniacally at those words.
Back then, I had no idea.
How dragons, sea serpents, werewolves, zombies, the grim reaper, wild feral bears, and more mythically dangerous creatures animated themselves to life.
How a scaled serpent with a long snake-like tongue, spikes able to impale 10 men in its back, bathed in a sea of tangerine flames, faced a brunet man with a white trench coat, hazel curls flipping in the searing wind, thin-rimmed glasses stood firmly in his nose bridge, stood up against the monsters fearlessly, with a razor-sharp sword in hand.
On the day, I finished the web novel…
The story I alone had been reading for the past ten years turned into reality…
And I became the only person who knew the world was going to end.
(Or, an ORV AU!! where the man is trapped in a novel situation)
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- Part 3 of Xylias's Fic Fight S2
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I Can't Breathe Anymore by XylstGlitch for kai_cannot
Fandoms: Minecraft (Video Game), Video Blogging RPF
30 Aug 2023
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“TOMMY-” That was the last thing his eardrums thundered to his brain before the avalanche hit, tumbling his feet off balance, burying him in the pile of snow.
Fortunately, the blond teen had kept a hand to his mouth before the solidified water struck his body, preventing any precious air or heat from leaking out from his insides. Words were on the tip of his tongue before everything took him away by storm at once, eyes wide from fear as he turned to look at his brother, before he could see in full what the brunet’s expression was, he was swept away, before he could say the things that were on his mind.
His nose bled a streak of crimson from how cold the snow was above him, combined with how hard he sealed his mouth with his palm, fingers accidentally poking at his nose. He shuddered slightly at the freezing substance squashing him under layers and layers of snow.
The two were just heading out from their mountain cabin minutes ago to find a pond to fish for their dinner, and now, Tommy was struck by an unexpected avalanche, heavily clothed body sitting right under mounds of deep sparkling snow.
(Or, Tommy is unfortunately swept away by an avalanche, and his brother Wilbur has to see that in horror)
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- Part 2 of Xylias's Fic Fight S2
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The Way You Move Is Like a Full-on Rainstorm by XylstGlitch for Lunar_Supernova12
Fandoms: Minecraft (Video Game), Video Blogging RPF
28 Aug 2023
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“How about me?” Ranboo popped his head from behind a bookcase, heterochromatic eyes narrowed in faux distaste. “I’m a prince of Snowchester too, man.”
“You too, you too, Ranbus, you’re the only sane one in here.”
“I can literally sleep with my mask on, and in your words, ‘has the flexibility of a pretzel.’”
“I take it back.” The blond teen threw up his hands in mock surrender, earning a flurry of sharp giggles from the trio.
“Anyway, we don’t have anything to play outside either, since the swings and slides are all wet now.” The boy with split-dyed hair added, very obviously overhearing Tubbo and Tommy’s conversation. On the contrary, the shorter brunet merely beamed at the return of the topic.
“Oh, I have an idea! Have you guys ever heard of a thing called a ‘dance battle’?”
(Or, some princely fun and games after the rain, fashionably named 'a dance battle'.)
(We include dancing in puddles, it is a must. :D)Series
- Part 1 of Xylias's Fic Fight S2
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Theseus never knew exactly what his parents were doing half the time, for the short time when he was alive.
He never got used to the foul-smelling white power his mother smothered on her face to make her face paler, the stick of crimson red she took to color her lips brighter and shinier, the excessive amount of time she spent curling her golden locks into intricate buns that could be called pieces of art, the elegant and pretty gowns she wore every day.
He didn’t like whenever his father scowled angrily while slicking his hair back while wearing lavish suits, or when he shouted at Theseus for getting his clothes dirty while playing in the royal gardens.
The boy hated banquets as well. His shirts were always too stuffy for his small stature, so clean to a horrifying degree, miniature leather shoes too tight for his small toes. It was a miracle that his legs still hadn’t cramped yet so far into this party.
(Or, Prince Tommy and Prince Wilbur meet, even though their environment wants to tear them apart. The red string of fate can and will never be defied, even after death.)
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- Part 9 of Xylias’s TWB MCC 2023 Fics
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All he could see was darkness. An inky black void of pure nothingness filled his vision, his weightless body floating endlessly across pitch black, consciousness barely keeping itself together.
And then, everything hit him all at once, a bone-piercing chill sent shivers all over his hunched form, mouth wide open as he inhaled gasps of desperate oxygen. Except, no sound was made out of his vocal cords when he did so. Something is horribly wrong.
As he flicked his gaze up, he found his vision purely fixated on one position only, unable to move his pupils anywhere, no matter how hard he tried and tried. Nothing moved. What confused him even more was the view that he could only see; a really pixelated 480p sight of an elevator with vaguely fake-marble walls and floors, elevator doors made wholly out of mirrors directly placed in front of the claustrophobic space.
(Or, AU where Wilbur is a ghost stuck in an elevator, and he couldn't remember anything. Yet fluff and crack still ensue.)
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- Part 8 of Xylias’s TWB MCC 2023 Fics
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I’m not sure If the Stuff I Want is Even Worth the Price it Costs by XylstGlitch for Deshamay
Fandoms: Minecraft (Video Game), Video Blogging RPF
15 Jul 2023
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Phil brought a fucking human to their ship. A fucking human from Terra. One of the most violent and mysterious species by every universe’s standards. The human looks so tiny in Techno’s paws, dwarfing itself in the Lepus-Piglin hybrid’s figure. When Wilbur spotted puffy golden strands of fur sprouting out of the human’s head, he knew precisely why Technoblade was the one who brought it here. Piglins were infamous for their undying love for anything gold-colored after all, he didn’t blame him, even though Technoblade was technically still half Piglin.
Judging by the human’s small body size, Wilbur hypothesized that it was still just a hatchling, Terrans couldn’t be this small, right? The small thing seemed to be about 1.7 space acres tall in estimation, but he couldn’t tell since the being was in Techno’s arms.
His elytran instincts screamed bloody murder when the hybrid set the human on a padding, yelling that harm might come to his flock and that he should get rid of this unknown variable as quickly as he could.
But Wilbur trusts Phil’s judgment in bringing the human to their ship, temporarily, at least.
(Or, space AU where SBI picks up a human, and someone isn't very happy about their decision.)
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Son of Evil by XylstGlitch
Fandoms: Minecraft (Video Game), Video Blogging RPF, Vocaloid, Evillious Chronicles
20 Jun 2023
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At the start of time, two twins were born. Both were jaded with luscious curls the color of tree bark at the peak of spring, irises shaded with a luxurious shade of champagne, born in a golden palace with diamond tears streaking down cherry cheeks.
Church bells struck the height of noon as the babies wailed out of their mother’s womb, an invisible weight of pressure and expectations was also born as soon as they began to breathe the fresh outside air.
As the years went on, the adults beside them soon discovered one thing. One of the twins did not fit their unjust expectations. He was not skilled in politics unlike his twin, the talent replaced by swordsmanship far beyond his age.
Their lives were not charted by their own small fingers, hands far larger than they could fight pulling at the translucent strings behind their backs.
One was then torn away from the other’s side with more conscious streaks of moisture trailing down sparkling eyes.
(Or, royals twinsduo AU, whom fate wasn't exactly the kindest to them.)
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- Part 7 of Xylias’s TWB MCC 2023 Fics
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Tommy hates the cities and towns. Not because the people of such places had wronged him in any way, no. Yet they were all so boring and dull.
Every day, the same few guards walked down his windowsill, with the same polished shiny armor, with the same razor-sharp spears, with the same pace and speed, never sparing a glance at the child above. Not that Tommy wanted to talk with those stone-faced men anyway, nor was he allowed to.
It wasn’t his fault all of the townspeople never even dared to trespass nearby either. Who would want to wander around the mayor’s mansion, with the horrid dangers of being arrested?
In the end, he was just a small sparrow trapped inside a glided golden birdcage, the false skin of a phoenix draped onto his ratty dull feathers as a convincing mirage. That didn’t mean no one didn’t try to dye his feathers into more flashy colors to make that mirage real.
(Or, Tommy has had enough of his suffocating life, so he runs.)
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- Part 4 of Xylias’s TWB MCC 2023 Fics
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To See the Hidden Folders Tool Tipping Out the Dirt by XylstGlitch
Fandoms: Minecraft (Video Game), Video Blogging RPF
09 Jun 2023
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"Have you ever heard of Pandora’s Box Database ?”
“What’s that? I don’t think I’ve heard of it.”
“It’s the code name for an info website on the dark web. They say the guy’s information range is so broad, it’s just like they know every rumor and secret info from everywhere and anyone!”
“Are there like lots of people managing the whole database thing for them to be that knowledgeable?”
“No one knows, I heard people say that it’s handled by a group of people, and some even say it’s just one person behind all that.”
“It would be really funny if there’s only one person as its’ administrator. Just imagine! There is one singular person in this country that has the brain capacity to contain that much information.”
Tommy huffs in amusement secretly as he turned around to put a battle of bourbon back on the shelf, trying to pool his expression back to something more customer worthy as he stood back at the bar while listening intently to the conversation.
This was one of the reasons why he liked to be a bartender in high-class pubs and nightclubs. Call it an ordinary hobby if you will, but this was for his secret part-time job too.
(Or, college student Tommy has a secret part-time job.)
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- Part 2 of Xylias’s TWB MCC 2023 Fics
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You Gave Me More Than I Could Ask For by XylstGlitch
Fandoms: Minecraft (Video Game), Video Blogging RPF
08 Jun 2023
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The declaration that the Third World War has officially ended was declared approximately one week, two days, 11 hours, 27 minutes, and 43 seconds ago. The hands of two rulers of two countries shook as the peace treaty was signed, invisible pools of blood upon their hands mixing, yet nobody cared.
B14D3s- Those were the codenames of those models of titanium androids, created for the only purpose to aid human feuds and major bloodshed. They were created by a mysterious engineer of a famous technology company named Redstone Corps from one of the main countries associated with the World War. Introduced 7 years ago, the start of when the global war started and started to spread along the frontlines.
T3CHN0-B14D3 wasn’t programmed to think outside given orders, nor was it ordered to do unreasonable missions. It just did its job dutifully, too well, as a matter of fact. The Blood God- many soldiers called it, though it wasn’t human, per se. Yet infamous enough for it to leave a small rosy mark in history, of the most deadly B14D3 model ever set on the battleground.
And yet, someone came up with the idea to repurpose them back to good.
(Or, Former war android Techno needs a new job now.)
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- Part 1 of Xylias’s TWB MCC 2023 Fics
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Chlorine Solution (to all your problems) by XylstGlitch
Fandoms: Minecraft (Video Game), Video Blogging RPF
28 Feb 2023
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Las Nevadas City Swimming Pool was a place for tourists, not quite for 17 to 16-year-old teenagers to attend swimming training much, having a miniature water park at the west wing while a sizable regular 100-meter pool was at the east wing. It didn’t help that he had to pass the west wing before sprint-walking towards the pools, the excited screeches of children with their parents humming by his ears.
The aqua and white tiles of the pool met his eyes soon enough, a slightly tanned man with hair so blond to the point of being golden, with a regular A-shaped paddle board by his arms stood by the spectatory. The man must have heard Tommy pacing forward, as he looked up from the pool, emerald eyes meeting thrumming teal.
“Oh, are you Thomas Watson? I have heard from Bad that a student of his is transferring to this venue.” Their man’s surprising nasal voice chirped, a tone of patience and kindness, unlike Bad’s usual stern voice, Tommy leaning over his knee to catch his breath.
(Or, Tommy finds himself with a new quirky swimming team.
or, SWIMMING SPORTS TEAM AU BIG DUBSSS)
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- Part 5 of Xylias's Fic Fight S1
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You Can't Stay Awake Forever by XylstGlitch
Fandoms: Minecraft (Video Game), Video Blogging RPF
11 Feb 2023
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Technoblade would be the very person who would guide these ‘rooks’ and ‘knights’ into battle filled with an endless massacre. He knew from the bottom of his heart, that his soldiers were strong and independent, still, it gave him no urge to relax that his troops did not vary in numbers. According to an observer, their enemy troops had way more men, doubling, even nearly tripling their numbers in both human strength and combat abilities. It wouldn’t be short of a miracle if they won this round.
However, the crimson-eyed man was determined to make this happen no matter the chances of their survivability, win the battle, and they would have a chance to win the war. The enemy went all out in their preparation within their borders, even if they won this time, it would their last strong ripple across the rushing seas.
He was the general of the Antarctic Empire, the rumored Blood God across battlefields, the man who struck fear into his enemies with a slash of an ax, shall lead their men into victory, no matter if he survives this war or not.
(Or, BAMF general Techno is ready for BLOODSHED.)
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Arson in Your (Our) Blood by XylstGlitch
Fandoms: Minecraft (Video Game), Video Blogging RPF
04 Feb 2023
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A bottle of kerosene weighed down his bloody bones. They say what can be used to aid humanity, could be also used for their downfall. More accurately, only one person in his hazy mind said that to him. Paraffin, or so-called lighter fluid from the ancient 1900s to the gasoline-smelling moisture tainted by wads of cotton inside speedy lighters. Just a click of flint and a blaze of tangerine would spread all over the area, licks of fiery hot heat kissing the corpse on the ground, as soon as Tommy splattered the crystal clear liquid over his handkerchief, setting the silver cloth ablaze with a cheap cigarette lighter.
The blond turned 18 a few weeks ago, cut him some slack.
He wonders how fast the police would find traces of him, the recently-turned-adult wasn’t exactly subtle after all, burning a whole body on a hillside cemetery. Wilbur would have scolded him to do a better job of this, but he isn’t here, right?
No matter, Tommy can meet him soon enough when the police detectives find traces of Thomas Soot in the remains of this unknown stranger.
(Or, crimeboys are batshit insane and arsonists, and Tommy would do anything, and I mean ANYTHING, for them to reunite.)
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Terrors Don't Prey on Innocent Victims by XylstGlitch
Fandoms: Video Blogging RPF, Minecraft (Video Game)
31 Dec 2022
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“Take out the trash.” The gender-fluid-like voice on the other end startled him, sirens wired in his brain going off in full blast from the stranger’s voice that was very much not Wilbur’s, assuming the worst.
“WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU?” He yelled, even surprising himself that he was that emotional about the mystery voice, only for a thunk! to sound out the other end, the dial tone being the only sound left after a moment of silence.
Philza’s limbs moved automatically from his office chair to the door, muscles slightly aching after sitting in the same place for too long, but he was used to working on paperwork till 3 am. He pushed open his office door as silently as he could to not alert his companions nearby, yet his boiling anger did not help at all in the action, feet storming towards the living room connected to the garage.
In another space, a teen sleeps soundly as a brunet man revives from their grave. To finish everything once and for all.
(Or, the mafia AU sequel with BAMF Med student Wilbur, BAMF crimeboys and SBI ensues.)
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- Part 2 of Wild Birds Cannot be Tamed
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A Room Containing All My Drear by XylstGlitch
Fandoms: Minecraft (Video Game), Video Blogging RPF
01 Dec 2022
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“Well, if you insist, dear Wraith. You see, we have heard from a little bird that a certain thing of ours is in the Hero’s custody, and we would appreciate it if they are returned. So here bears the question, where. Are. They.” Cruel hands gripped at his hair roots under his hood, jerking the Hero to look at the villain face to face even closer, to the point that he could hear Ethos’ breathing-
Panic trailed down his throat as Tommy searched his brain for whoever ‘they’ were, pieces of the unknown puzzle clicking in place as a particular person floated up the surface of the water. Syndicate noticed they had disappeared so quickly, it had been only two days since that happened- But it would be the last thing the blond would do to rat them out.
(Or, Tommy is a hero in training unfortunately captured by the world’s most dangerous villains. Who knows what will they do to him. :))
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Going Beyond Our Many Sins by XylstGlitch
Fandoms: Minecraft (Video Game), Video Blogging RPF, 七つの大罪 - 鈴木央 | Nanatsu no Taizai | The Seven Deadly Sins - Suzuki Nakaba (Anime & Manga)
07 Nov 2022
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“Who are you?” The blond questioned fearlessly with his arms crossed in front of his chest, very apparently waiting for an answer from the set of abnormal armor moving in front of his eyes.
The visor of the helmet tilted backward at that, the whole figure falling to the ground with so much force it would dent the stone, sending dust flying everywhere. The horned helmet fell off its head from the impact, revealing a young teen with a curly mass of brown hair, and golden-rimmed glasses sliding off his nose as his eyes stayed closed, yet still breathing.
(Or, SEVEN DEADLY SINS THE ANIME/ NANATSU NO TAIZAI THE MANGA AU WOOOO
Or, a mysterious young tavern owner is quite silly and interesting :)) especially with his journey with another peculiar stranger! )
SBI Bingo: Multichapter Prompt Fic!
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- Part 3 of Spooky SBI Bingo S2
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Life’s No Fun Without A Good Scare by XylstGlitch
Fandoms: Minecraft (Video Game), Video Blogging RPF
31 Oct 2022
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A crowd of children brushed by his navy blue coat suddenly, who all seemed to appear from nowhere, in particular, chittering loudly to their mates in the group, wearing an assortment of costumes varying from demons, witches, regular Heroes and Villains alike, a truly rare collaboration.
The ye’ ol’ tradition for Gravesfield was to wear a costume of a ‘beast’ who represents your current self the most on October 31st, sharing sweets and confectionery with each other to avoid sinful souls to possess them on this unsacred day.
How ironic it was that some children wore costumes of some top their Heroes as representatives of their ‘beasts’, details of myths and outdated traditions left to dust, now the festival was just an opportunity for everyone to cosplay as anyone of their choice, trick or treating around the nearest neighborhoods.
(Or, a small crack Villian/Hero AU taking in place in Halloween! Let’s see what both sides are doing shall we :))
(Or, author’s love for crimeboys is so showing rn)
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- Part 6 of Spooky SBI Bingo S2
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Heartbeats Have Never Sounded Louder by XylstGlitch
Fandoms: Among Us (Video Game), Video Blogging RPF, Minecraft (Video Game)
22 Oct 2022
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Name: [REDACTED.]
Position: Human.
Height: [REDACTED]
Weight: [REDACTED]THANK YOU FOR YOUR COOPERATION, PLEASE PREPARE TO BE TELEPORTED.
WELCOME [REDACTED.] TO THE SKELD, FACILITY FOR SPACE RESEARCH.
HOPE YOU HAVE A PLEASANT RIDE.TELEPORTING IN, 3
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1.INNERSLOTH COOPERATIONS OFFICIALLY WELCOMES YOU TO OUR FACILITY, PLEASE WAIT FOR YOUR FELLOW CREWMATES.
(Or, Among Us AU where shit goes down R E A L L Y quick)
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- Part 5 of Spooky SBI Bingo S2