XylstGlitch
Fandoms
- Minecraft (Video Game) (40)
- Video Blogging RPF (37)
- Dream SMP (5)
- QSMP | Quackity SMP (1)
- Vocaloid (1)
Recent works
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Isn't Life So Fucking Inconsistent by XylstGlitch
Fandoms: Minecraft (Video Game), Video Blogging RPF
28 Feb 2024
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A collection of what happened and happens in the ‘Wild Birds Cannot be Tamed’ universe; the past, the present, and the future. AKA a further expansion of sequels and prequels I have yet the chance to write or insert in the main storyline in time, just a jumble of drabbles and me rambling :]
I. The aftermath 3 years after the ‘Factory Incident’, and how two brothers cope with the past.
II. How the Syndicate came to be, starting with a particular blond and a teen with flowy hibiscus hair.
III. Two strangers imprisoned in the same cage opened each other's hearts slowly but steadily.
IV. The daily life of two professionally trained doctors, cleaning up after their family who all have no self-perseverance.
V. “How the fuck did you adopt so many children (and adults)?” -Wilbur
VI. A little bonding between a former mafia member and a mafia boss.
VII. “No, I’m not Phil’s secret biological son so shut the fuck up.” -Tommy
VIII. The daily shenanigans of Benchtrio with an occasional Fundy visiting.
IX. “Necromancy is poggers.” -Tommy again, probably
IX.2. The SBI chapter that should have existed but doesn’t until now.
(To be updated if I have more ideas!)
Series
- Part 3 of Xylias’s TWB MCC 2023 Fics
- Part 3 of Wild Birds Cannot be Tamed
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Hold Your Breath, I'll Make It, Worth the Wait by XylstGlitch
Fandoms: Minecraft (Video Game), Video Blogging RPF
28 Oct 2023
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There is a secret that Prince Theseus Craft of the Great Antarctic Empire holds, which may be too embarrassing for him to admit out loud in public, only known to those he loves most.
He has a fear of knee injuries.
It may sound ridiculous initially, but it is assured that it is no casual tale to be told.
At the ripe age of merely 9, the small bright prince had been kidnapped into a land so dark compared to his usual demeanor, a neighboring kingdom so sickening that the thought of holding a small prince as ransom for the Empire to abandon more power would be a sensible idea.
It should be known that no one, and absolutely no one, stands in the way of the Antarctic Empire.
(Or, a 3 1 where Tommy has a phobia that makes his life a bit(?) harder than others. Literally, there are a lot of things you need your kneecaps for.)
(Or, 3 times Tommy struggles with his phobia, and once he has to ignore it for the moment, for something much more important than his own feelings.)
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I Thought I Were No More Than a Bystander Till I Felt A Touch So Real by XylstGlitch for sherashalala
Fandoms: Minecraft (Video Game), Video Blogging RPF, QSMP | Quackity SMP, 전지적 독자 시점 - 싱숑 | Omniscient Reader - Sing-Shong
01 Sep 2023
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Wilbur Soot, a pathetic 25-year-old with pathetic hobbies. That’s who he is, and he had accepted that fact long ago.
Three Ways To Survive The Apocalypse- that was the name of the web novel he was hopelessly obsessed with. With a total average view count of 1.9, and an average comment count of 1.08, for the whole of 3149 episodes.
The man, however, didn’t know how the world laughed maniacally at those words.
Back then, I had no idea.
How dragons, sea serpents, werewolves, zombies, the grim reaper, wild feral bears, and more mythically dangerous creatures animated themselves to life.
How a scaled serpent with a long snake-like tongue, spikes able to impale 10 men in its back, bathed in a sea of tangerine flames, faced a brunet man with a white trench coat, hazel curls flipping in the searing wind, thin-rimmed glasses stood firmly in his nose bridge, stood up against the monsters fearlessly, with a razor-sharp sword in hand.
On the day, I finished the web novel…
The story I alone had been reading for the past ten years turned into reality…
And I became the only person who knew the world was going to end.
(Or, an ORV AU!! where the man is trapped in a novel situation)
Series
- Part 3 of Xylias's Fic Fight S2
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I Can't Breathe Anymore by XylstGlitch for kai_cannot
Fandoms: Minecraft (Video Game), Video Blogging RPF
30 Aug 2023
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“TOMMY-” That was the last thing his eardrums thundered to his brain before the avalanche hit, tumbling his feet off balance, burying him in the pile of snow.
Fortunately, the blond teen had kept a hand to his mouth before the solidified water struck his body, preventing any precious air or heat from leaking out from his insides. Words were on the tip of his tongue before everything took him away by storm at once, eyes wide from fear as he turned to look at his brother, before he could see in full what the brunet’s expression was, he was swept away, before he could say the things that were on his mind.
His nose bled a streak of crimson from how cold the snow was above him, combined with how hard he sealed his mouth with his palm, fingers accidentally poking at his nose. He shuddered slightly at the freezing substance squashing him under layers and layers of snow.
The two were just heading out from their mountain cabin minutes ago to find a pond to fish for their dinner, and now, Tommy was struck by an unexpected avalanche, heavily clothed body sitting right under mounds of deep sparkling snow.
(Or, Tommy is unfortunately swept away by an avalanche, and his brother Wilbur has to see that in horror)
Series
- Part 2 of Xylias's Fic Fight S2
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The Way You Move Is Like a Full-on Rainstorm by XylstGlitch for Lunar_Supernova12
Fandoms: Minecraft (Video Game), Video Blogging RPF
28 Aug 2023
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“How about me?” Ranboo popped his head from behind a bookcase, heterochromatic eyes narrowed in faux distaste. “I’m a prince of Snowchester too, man.”
“You too, you too, Ranbus, you’re the only sane one in here.”
“I can literally sleep with my mask on, and in your words, ‘has the flexibility of a pretzel.’”
“I take it back.” The blond teen threw up his hands in mock surrender, earning a flurry of sharp giggles from the trio.
“Anyway, we don’t have anything to play outside either, since the swings and slides are all wet now.” The boy with split-dyed hair added, very obviously overhearing Tubbo and Tommy’s conversation. On the contrary, the shorter brunet merely beamed at the return of the topic.
“Oh, I have an idea! Have you guys ever heard of a thing called a ‘dance battle’?”
(Or, some princely fun and games after the rain, fashionably named 'a dance battle'.)
(We include dancing in puddles, it is a must. :D)Series
- Part 1 of Xylias's Fic Fight S2
Recent series
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Xylias's Fic Fight S1 by Cotterell (orphan_account), orphan_account, XylstGlitch
Fandom: Minecraft (Video Game), OMORI (Video Game), Video Blogging RPF
28 Feb 2023
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2022 MCYT Fic Fight submissions- lord these all took so much work hshauhiudb
- Words:
- 72,610
- Works:
- 5
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Fic Fight Shrooms by Cotterell (orphan_account), orphan_account, XylstGlitch
Fandom: Dream SMP, Minecraft (Video Game), Video Blogging RPF
10 Sep 2022
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me when i s h r o o m
- Words:
- 43,703
- Works:
- 2
- Bookmarks:
- 2
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Wild Birds Cannot be Tamed by sherashalala, XylstGlitch
Fandom: Minecraft (Video Game), Video Blogging RPF
28 Feb 2024
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Mafia au continued series!
3/3
- Words:
- 46,942
- Works:
- 3
- Bookmarks:
- 48
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Xylias's Fic Fight S2 by XylstGlitch
Fandom: Minecraft (Video Game), QSMP | Quackity SMP, Video Blogging RPF, 전지적 독자 시점 - 싱숑 | Omniscient Reader - Sing-Shong
01 Sep 2023
- Words:
- 17,446
- Works:
- 3
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Xylias’s TWB MCC 2023 Fics by XYL (XylstGlitch), XylstGlitch
Fandom: Evillious Chronicles, Minecraft (Video Game), Original Work, Video Blogging RPF, Vocaloid
28 Feb 2024
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the writers block mcc event fics hbhbhbushshs idk what i’m writing about
- Words:
- 25,338
- Works:
- 9
- Bookmarks:
- 1
Recent bookmarks
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The Weight of Words by akan0yams, ggGladius, kai_ros, sherashalala, Soomeone, visualsnow, youphoriaot7 for Whispering_rose
Fandoms: QSMP | Quackity SMP
31 Aug 2023
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Every night, she gives a little bit of her time to write one, special letter. Prior to tonight, those letters have always been addressed to her papa. For the past three days, however, he seemed to have missed the opportunity to send her back some letters.
Tallulah doesn’t hold it against him. She loves him unconditionally.
For tonight, though, she thinks that she could spend the night writing to someone else.
OR: You get to choose who tallulah writes to every night.
OR OR: A choose your own adventure Tallulah-centric fic where you screw with Tallulah's life through letters. Good luck 👍- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 62,656
- Chapters:
- 2/2
- Collections:
- 1
- Comments:
- 23
- Kudos:
- 77
- Bookmarks:
- 9
- Hits:
- 961
Bookmarked by XylstGlitch
31 Aug 2023
Bookmarker's Notes
ofc i gotta publically bookmark this cool ass piece of fiction mcyt writers are MOTIVATED.
tallulah my beloved i shall protect you with all my being <33
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Could the universe be kind enough, so that Tommy could get a damn break from the mess that is his life?
Please? Just for one day.
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Okay, so maybe coming to the interview with a few broken ribs was a bad idea, but what choice did he have? Just not come and keep on being unemployed?
Several bad things could happen during his interview, given the circumstances. There was an AI in the building designed by Vulcan which not only kept unwanted people from getting in, it scanned people for any unauthorized weapons or injuries. There was also the problem with his illegal documents since he wasn't an actual adult. But the biggest risk is that the job is at a hero organization.
And he's a vigilante. Which are highly illegal.
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or, yet another vigilante tommy au... except this time, there is at least one brain cell (you can figure out who has it)
Series
- Part 1 of Acts of Spite
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 528,516
- Chapters:
- 46/46
- Collections:
- 66
- Comments:
- 7,471
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- 25,615
- Bookmarks:
- 4,104
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Bookmarked by XylstGlitch
29 Jul 2022
Bookmarker's Notes
chap 33 is forever ingrained in my memory as the best chapter
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Frozen Tales Don't Burn by phantom_star739
Fandoms: Dream SMP, Origins SMP, Minecraft (Video Game), Video Blogging RPF
02 Sep 2023
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Siren hums. “You should. You should also take me to your home since I’m homeless.”
Tommy stares at him. “I am not doing that. Can’t you just get out of my face?”
“Oh, but Theseus,” Siren grins. “You are the only one who knows I exist.”
Tommy sighs. “You can make new friends, you’re not a ghost.”
Siren shakes his head. “Too much work. And what if someone I know will see me? I must stay hidden.”
“It’s a big city,” Tommy deadpans.
“I won’t be able to go to my favorite cafe,” Siren bemoans, dragging his hands over his face. “I know the owner.”
“For fuck’s sake— coffee isn’t a big deal."
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OR: enemies to family— because of some less than ideal circumstances, Theseus and Siren strike a deal. the more time they spend with each other, however, the less they hate each other (and a family(sbi) is gained)
ft. wilbur making tommy realizing that maybe he's been wrong about himself by being the first person to actually care for him
Series
- Part 1 of Burning Fables
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 185,021
- Chapters:
- 38/38
- Comments:
- 2,393
- Kudos:
- 4,244
- Bookmarks:
- 702
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- 112,796
Bookmarked by XylstGlitch
22 Aug 2023
Bookmarker's Notes
ingrain chap 37 into my mind pls and thank you, and no i won’t refund this nor will i accept the offer to
crimeboys. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA <3 i’m so normal about them
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Take Us With You - A Tribute to Technoblade by ReadingRizzo
Fandoms: Minecraft (Video Game), Video Blogging RPF
02 Jul 2022
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Please watch Technoblade's most recent video.
This is my gift to him.