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    Based off of this Tumblr post: https://www.tumblr.com/nyxshadowhawk/745803901786275840/which-lord-of-the-rings-characters-say-fuck

    Bilbo is swearing. Dwalin doesn't exactly know why, and Thorin isn't telling, but Dwalin certainly isn't going to find himself in the way of the Hobbit's wrath.

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    25 Jun 2024

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    Sure, Thorin wasn’t the prettiest dwarf in sight, but nothing that warranted the disgust Bilbo seemed to harbor towards their King. Dwalin will be damned if he let this hobbit disrespect Thorin like that, his dear friend and King. That’s no way to integrate into their already closed off group, Dwalin thought, however much he knew some of the dwarrow were eager to make Bilbo’s acquaintance.

     

    Based on the lovely headcanon that Thorin is ugly by dwarven standards, and Bilbo couldn't disagree more. His Gay Yearning (TM) is mistaken for utter repulsion by the rest of the company, which causes some problems.

    Edit: 10/9-21, slight rewordings and overall improvements! No storyline changes, but hopefully a couple months' experience makes for a less cringey read and fewer spelling/grammar/punctuation errors. Shout at me in the comments if I missed anything!

     

    Previously titled "Of a Love-struck Hobbit and Protective Dwarves".

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    04 Jun 2024

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    dwarves beauty standards and miscommunication

  3. Rec 28

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    After a confession of their feelings, Bilbo returns to Erebor with Thorin. The great city is in the process of rebuilding, and Thorin is settling into his role as his king. Word is getting around that their king has asked an outsider - a hobbit! - to be his consort. Can their burgeoning relationship survive the pressures of kingship and cultural misunderstandings?

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    This fic carries on in continuty from my one-shot The King and the Hobbit. It's part of a series of one-shots or short pieces that exist within the same continuity and in the same timeline. Check the previous fic in this collection for the story of how the two of them got together.

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    26 May 2024

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    oh no! gender!

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    They're two broken, no good, down bad losers who are learning to eat shit together. Maybe learning to love along the way, if it doesn't kill them first.

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    Angel Dust/Husk emotional smut and tooth rotting fluff oneshots telling one big story

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  5. Public Bookmark 67

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    Loki could appreciate the fine arts. Poetry, theater, and yes, even a novel here and there.

    There was a difference, however, between delicately crafted words forming metaphors and symbols, compared to a queer romance novel set in space, revolving around a shapeshifting alien and an astronaut.

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    Or, O.B. writes a romance novel and the characters seem oddly familiar.

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    29 Dec 2023

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    tyler has to read this