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    MISSING: Kei Kantarou, VCD officer

    Last seen: leaving work at the VCD; occasional brief sightings in the larger Shin-Yokohama area

    The general public is advised not to approach the officer, as he may be armed and act unpredictably. Instead, inform the VCD or Hunter’s Guild of his location, and keep a safe distance.

    Tsujita-san - please get in contact with us.

    -

    [A birthday gift for Anju, with amazing illustrations by Nuusku (nuusqart on Twitter)!!!]

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    "It will be best for us both, going our separate ways," James finished - decisive nod, now, the Captain making his call - and briefly touched Francis' shoulder with his hand. "I only wish you happiness, Francis. You must understand."

    My happiness is at your side, James Fitzjames, Francis thought, and said "of course, James. I'm sure you have the right of it."

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    The story goes like this:
    In 1973, Armand met a beautiful boy and chased him around the world, until the boy finally stopped running and started loving him back.
    In 1985, Armand erased all of the boy's memories, and let him go to live a normal human life.
    In 2022, Armand was desperate and heartbroken enough to bind them together forever.

    That's the story... according to Armand, who can't string three words together without sneaking a gaslighting attempt in.
    So yeah.
    No.

     

    Or: Armand tells Daniel the "truth" about their relationship after '73. Daniel calls bullshit.

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    “You want the favourite that doesn’t make sense. The one that’s a surprise, the one no sane person should prefer, but here we are anyway. You want to know which of these guys is the sort I know I would be better off without, but can’t stay away from. The one who pulls me in, who horrifies me as much as he fascinates me, who’s a mess but goddamnit, he’s my mess, and that’s why I’d pick him anyway. Is that the favourite you want to know?”
    “Yes,” breathes the talk show host, leaning forward, the spark of true interest lighting up her eyes. Daniel knows his own must glow orange-red under his shades. “Yes!”

    “Armand,” says Daniel, simply. “That’s Armand.”

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    Only, she felt loved, under his gaze. Like she was at home, or maybe running away from it to a new life, and he would take her by the hand to lead her there.

    “I’m sorry, have we…” she reached out to him, “have we met before…?”

     

    A woman receives an unfamiliar visitor, and the Doctor visits family.

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    "The Lady Door is… very resilient."
    "You are very resilient!” Richard snapped, the fury of helplessness welling up inside him. “You came back from death!”
    “I have.” The Marquis agreed darkly. “And now, death is coming back for me.”

     

    Or: A tale about a diplomatic mission to a German Undercity; a new beast; an old wound; and, above all, love.

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    TONIGHT ONLY
    The Cornley Polytechnic Drama Society Stars in a Gripping Tale of:
    Hubris, Demon Pacts, Passion, Duels, God, The Folly of Man, Catastrophic Escalations, Clandestine Affairs, Lost Innocence, God Again, and A Poodle That Walks On Its Hind Legs

    ...or: Goethe's Faust Goes Wrong

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    “You’re here on-” Aziraphale lowered his voice, though not his outraged high pitch, leading to the sort of tone that gave nearby bats a headache, but required Crowley to lean in quite closely. “Demon business?”

    “I’m a demon. By definition, all my business is demon business.” Crowley smiled quite infuriatingly, though also handsomely, which just made it worse. “But also, yeah. Destroy all the good in the world. Erode humanity’s faith in the Almighty. Sow a bit of dissent and treachery and blasphemy and…” Crowley tried to think of more nouns. “...stuff.”

    “Here!? At a monastery?”

    Crowley shrugged. “Go big or go home.”

     

    (Written for the Good Omens Minisode Minibang, with lovely art by wortvermis!)

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    Faust wants a girl - let him have one! Yes, let him have one!
    Let him have an angel, a sweet, pious little thing. Let him have a creature all of earnest faith and gentle trust. Let him have the Virgin Mary still unspoiled by Him Above, as pure as a lily growing from unbroken snow.

     

    And let her be a lie.

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    “What is this ritual?”
    "You would wish to know?” Mephistopheles blinked in mock-surprise. “Ah! Of course you would. The scholar’s creaking back and greying beard I have taken from you, but never his curiosity. Attend me, then, Faust. Permit me to take on the role of schoolmaster, and I shall teach you gladly of love potions.”

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    When Edmund Blackadder, bloodied from shrapnel and ears ringing from the shelling, stumbled over Captain Darling's body caught in a tangle of barbed wire, he did not, despite many assurances towards it over the years, laugh, clap, and dance.
    Instead, Blackadder took in the dark-wet definitely-not-mud stain spread all over Darling's uniformed chest, the pistol lax in his grip, his unseeing eyes turned up towards the overcast sky, and said, "oh, bloody buggering hell."

    "Quite," agreed Darling, squinting down at his own corpse; and, despite the unfortunate circumstances, took great pleasure in hearing Blackadder scream like a little girl.

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    "So. Part of the whole Phantom shtick is unhealthily fixating on a beautiful young ingénue." The Serpent pulled a grimace, or at least appeared to. Again, that blasted mask. "Very important, the League of Phantoms* has rules on it and everything. Demands at least an abduction or two within the first fiscal year, and I was rather behind, so-"

    *Yes, they unionise. The healthcare package is frankly breathtaking.

    "Well, then you've made a dreadful mistake! It surely can't have escaped your attention that I am NOT an ingénue!" Aziraphale flustered. "I'm sorry to inform you, dear boy, but you've kidnapped a forty-something bookkeeper who occasionally understudies the understudy of the third tree on the left!"

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    Mina laughed sharply. “Don’t they call him The Impaler? The Dragon? They say he's the devil himself.”
    “...that they do.” The huntsman inclined his head. “There are even some who say he is an undead monster who drinks the blood of innocents.”
    A twitch of that magnificent moustache, concealing the perhaps-smiling mouth beneath it.

    “You mustn’t believe everything the gossipmongers say about the Count, my lady. They’re hardly a reliable source.”

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    "Oh, you have such nice wrists that fit perfectly into my hands," Kantarou beamed, "I wish I could drag you around by them forever. On that note, but also totally unrelated ha ha, what is your stance on gay marriage?"
    "It comes before gay divorce." Nagiri gruntled. "Let go."

    Or: an average night in the life of a very unfortunate ex-slasher.

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    "Go to alpha centauri, for all I care! Go now, this very instant, and never return, do you hear me, Crowley? Never!"
     

    Due to Crowley's firm conviction that "he need never know", Aziraphale has, for all the time they've known each other, been blissfully unaware of the obedience curse Crowley's been looping holes around since 4004 BC.

    You can't really blame him, is the point. Aziraphale had no idea what his unthinking words might do, and is already planning to apologise profusely at dinner...

    ...which might get a little tricky, seeing as Crowley has just been sighted in the vicinity of Pluto, and has concrete orders to never show his face on earth.
    Ever.
    Again.

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    "You mean…" The wicked grin of insurance fraud stretched Wolfwood's lips around the cigarette. "There might be a way for you to finally get some well-deserved cash back outta those Bernadelli bastards, and for me to resolve my current predicament without havin' to sell a kidney or two?"
    "Entirely mutually beneficial." Vash smiled angelically. "And really, I think Bernardelli will still turn a profit on me. It's very pricey insurance."
    "Ya should really cancel that package."
    "And make Milly cry!?" Vash gasped dramatically. "Oh, you monster."

     

    Or: a story about contracts (of insurance and of marriage), about jokes (that are perhaps not funny at all), and - of course - about love.

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    The operating theatre was empty but for the naked body ready for display, barely covered by a thin sheet speckled with old blood, and Mr. Dalrymple, arranging his tools in advance.
    Elspeth stood silent among the rows of benches.
    It was not so different, to go to church or to go to the clinic, in its particulars. The congregation and the students, the black-clothed priest and the white-clothed surgeon, Christ on the cross and Morag on the table.

    (All her life, Elspeth had been told to love one of the two - but her heart only ever made space for the other.)

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    “Schneider’s calculations as to the most effective way to pack the furniture and boxes into the carriage proved absolutely impossible to dismantle again when we arrived!” Azz ranted on. “I caught Jazz trying to steal some of the jewellery from my mother - I let him have that ugly necklace she gifted me last Deviller, actually - and Clara! CLARA! NEED I EVEN START ON CLARA!!!”
    Iruma winced. Not even he could argue that Clara had been anything but a force of total chaos during the moving process.
    “...I’m forgetting someone.” Azz frowned, counting on his fingers. “Who am I forgetting?”
    “Purson-kun.” Iruma offered helpfully.
    “WHO WASN’T EVEN HERE!”

     

    Or: a story about the future. [Which is also an entry for the Iruma Discord server's AUgust challenge, with lovely art by Sam!]

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    A pause.
    A blink, fine golden lashes fluttering.
    "Ah," said the Man of Malice -
    - and "Oh," said Yorma -
    - and "...you're not Northdin," said Officer Ydan.

     

    Or: The Story of A Homeward Journey.

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    “I just. I can’t wrap my head around it!” Kantarou shook said body part with the look of a confused puppy in his eyes. “Not even once? Not even a bit?”
    “Don’t,” Nagiri whined, and tugged his hood down over his face.

     

    Or: Nagiri has never in his life experienced an orgasm. Kantarou is determined to change that.

    [EDIT: now with beautiful art by Nuusku (nuusquart on Twitter) in ch.3!!!]

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