WonkyElk
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Everyone always banged on about the vastness of space. Too big for humanity to comprehend and all that crap.
And, yeah, sure, there was a lot of it. Technically speaking. But people had always been able to take something vast and intimidating and breathtaking and slowly crush it down and down and around themselves, until it snapped about them like a cage. They thought of it as progress. Daisy had her own ideas.
But it could be useful for some things. Tracking down murderous bastards, for example, across a galaxy.
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He was doing very well in keeping his voice calm and measured; right up until the point when his body folded up like plasticine and he was swirled and moulded in invisible fingers, unable even to scream, before suddenly finding himself … different. Very different.
A ‘vast floating eyeball and nothing else’ sort of different.
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But this is John; and Rodney’s heart is thudding like a teenager and his breath is hitching and his brain is exploding with poetry, racing by in snatches, the couplets tangling eagerly together. He’ll never breathe a word of them later, not to anyone - not even to John - but he’ll remember them.
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“You going to go over and say hi, then?”
“And what am I going to say, Tim? Hey there, you probably don’t remember me, but we exchanged three words in a library, once, and now my heart does backflips every time I see you?”
Tim shrugged. “I mean, it would work on me.”
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“I didn’t take a wrong turning and walk into a sitcom sketch about bureaucracy, did I?”
Her new supervisor - who had stiffly introduced himself as Jonathan Sims - allowed a small shift in his dour expression, which she only cautiously diagnosed as amusement. It was hard to tell, what with his general air of ‘neat’, ‘professional’ and ‘severe’ (with just a slight, not-quite-hidden, undertone of ‘help!’).
“Actually you took a correct turning and walked into a sitcom sketch about bureaucracy. Welcome to Central Classification.”
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Fandom: Stargate Atlantis, The Lord of the Rings - All Media Types
02 Feb 2024
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Just some comic strips, featuring John, Rodney and various others. You don’t need to read in order.
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[Podfic] it could've started like this, season 1 by A_Storm_of_Roses, audioletter, carsonsweebabyturtles (Erindors), cassiope25, cookiemom6067, Goddess47, Itstartedwithalex, juniperphoenix, librarychick_94, Lydia_Gastrell, Mas_Pebbles_Sharp, mific, puddlejumperpilot, QueenIshtar, scifi_dancer, squidgie, squidgiepdx (squidgie), Tazmy, Tipper, wanderinghawke, WonkyElk
Fandom: Stargate Atlantis
19 Feb 2024
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A McShep get-together per episode. Each fic is written as a missing scene and completely independent of the others.
To celebrate Romancing McShep 2024, we podficced all the episodes from season 1 of dedkake's marvelous McShep series, "it could've started like this".
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"My, My head hurts," he replied dumbly, "And I had a… A really terrible nightmare."
And god, did the last few years feel like a nightmare. A horrible, never-ending nightmare that twisted into shapes Jon never thought possible and took more from him than he knew he had to take.
"Must have been some nightmare," Tim hummed.
"It was," Jon laughed humorlessly.----------------
After the conclusion of the Watcher's Crown, Jon finds himself waking up in a much younger version of his own body, one that's still working with Tim and Sasha in research. Jon refuses to let this opportunity pass him by, refuses to let this world fall to the same fate as his. He'll do it better this time. He'll save everyone, no matter the cost.
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Martin couldn’t remember exactly when or why he’d joined the Knights of the Lonely. He supposed that was by design.
Knights of the Lonely weren’t meant to last long. They were built to take blows, and, if necessary, they were built to die. He supposed that suited him fine.
But upon an assignment to escort the Watcher’s betrothed to the Kingdom of Beholding, Martin began to realize that, perhaps, there was something he was missing. Perhaps it was in the shape of a person with bright, intelligent eyes and acerbic wit, with prickly edges and a gentle smile when he thought no one was looking.
There was only one problem. He wasn’t meant to let the Watcher’s betrothed reach the kingdom alive.
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