Whiskey_With_Patron
Fandoms
- Sanders Sides (Web Series) (15)
- QSMP | Quackity SMP (13)
- Hollywood Undead (Band) (13)
- Dream SMP (12)
- Just Roll With It (Podcast) (10)
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The Greats weren't great when they started. In fact, they'd been little more than a ragtag group of heroes, banded together with the sole purpose of making Fauna a safer city, all of them inexperienced, but all of them determined.
Their journey to becoming The Greats began with Strider sitting outside an office building in the rain.
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i have been tasked with writing the backstories for the greats in my friends' pd parahumans au, so i'm writing a fic about them because these guys are living in my head rent free <3 there'll be a chapter for each one of the greats, plus an extra chapter just for fun. you can probably read this without the context of having read any of the parahumans stuff, but i would highly recommend you do anyway because worm is such a good webserial <3
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The Trickster kicks his feet where they're propped up on his table. “My muuuuuuuuuse?” he calls out in a sing-song voice, looking up to the counter of the café.
His toy stands behind the cash register, slowly chewing on a croissant from the display case of pastries. Very good thing they came across a place with food before leaving this wretched city. He kept forgetting to feed it! Maybe they should take some of those sweets with them, just so he doesn't have to go out of his way to find anything himself.
Not his fault he kept forgetting! Ugh. Food. Such a hassle.
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The Trickster and his best friend Muse wind down after a fun romp through Freedom City!!! ^_^
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dying on your lips is how i wanna go by pacbite (Whiskey_With_Patron)
Fandoms: Just Roll With It (Podcast)
21 Nov 2024
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Mark isn’t really sure how he got here.
He parses through the events of the night in his head, trying to figure out exactly where things took a turn down this road. They weren’t even really doing anything, they were just cleaning the kitchen and Mark was wiping down the table and Tide leaned across him to grab something, and now—
Now Tide Lambert has his tongue down Mark’s throat.
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or: mark and tide make out and kinda have sex weirdstyle on tide’s kitchen table that used to be an operating table from overlord’s experiments. mark is incredibly normal about it.
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A young man stands in his bedroom. It just so happens that today, the 23rd of December, is this young man's thirteenth birthday.
Your name is TUBBO UNDERSCORE. As previously mentioned it is your BIRTHDAY. And unbeknownst to you, this is going to be both the best and worst BIRTHDAY you've ever had. Buckle up, kid, because SHIT'S ABOUT TO GO DOWN.
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Four human kids, twelve trolls, a few reincarnated teenagers, and three sessions of one dangerous, dangerous game.
This is Homestuck. Except it's not.
Welcome to Dreamstuck! Yes, it is cringe. No, I do not care. Updates kinda whenever I feel like it at this point. (I FINALLY MADE THE WORK SKIN COMPATIBLE WITH MOBILE SCREENS, YOU CAN READ THIS ON YOUR PHONE NOW!!!)
Series
- Part 1 of SMPstuck
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don't let the dead bite by Whiskey_With_Patron for ghostieZone
Fandoms: Just Roll With It (Podcast)
11 Nov 2024
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Tide leads him into a room and Mark feels like he’s about to have a fucking aneurysm.
It’s one of the old operating rooms. It’s clearly been cleaned out and renovated, the old surgery equipment discarded and replaced with pots and pans, an oven and stove in the corner with cupboards and a fridge, a spice cabinet, everything a kitchen could need.
The old operating table has chairs around it. It’s been repurposed into a dining table.
“Here.” Tide passes him something—a tomato, great, awesome, cool, that’s. Fucking great actually. He’s fine with there being so much red stuff in this meal. Awesome. “If you can cut that into thin pieces? Dakota doesn’t like them too big.”
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Mark visits Tide on Harttawa Island. He's totally fine and normal about it. (jrwi freak week experimentation prompt :3 sniles sneetly)
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animal impulses (celltw) by pacbite (Whiskey_With_Patron), Whiskey_With_Patron
Fandom: QSMP | Quackity SMP
25 Jun 2024
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nsfw celltw series (with lots of fitpac and spiderbit)
- Words:
- 101,967
- Works:
- 4
- Bookmarks:
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DSMP Oneshots by pacbite (Whiskey_With_Patron), Whiskey_With_Patron
Fandom: 30 Day SMP | Free Trial SMP, Dream SMP
09 Sep 2023
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All my DSMP/MCYT oneshots in one place!
- Words:
- 46,166
- Works:
- 9
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If Nico Flores had his own sides, what might they be like?
- Words:
- 75,641
- Works:
- 10
- Bookmarks:
- 85
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DSMP Homestuck AU (with a little bit of QSMP inspiration thrown in later, not enough to justify tagging it as QSMP but just know it will be there :3)
- Words:
- 236,308
- Works:
- 2
- Bookmarks:
- 2
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Gays, Gangs, and Accidental Adoption by Whiskey_With_Patron
Fandom: Sanders Sides (Web Series)
29 Nov 2022
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Everyone's gay, everyone's neck deep in crime, and Janus accidentally adopts three kids that Patton accidentally adopted years ago.
- Words:
- 229,807
- Works:
- 3
- Bookmarks:
- 16
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your name is wavelength.
you've loved maybe twice in your life.Bookmarked by Whiskey_With_Patron
21 Dec 2024
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The bug in Rolan wants to come out, but he just wants to relax.
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- Part 1 of JUST ROLL WITH IT💥💥💥
Bookmarked by Whiskey_With_Patron
26 Nov 2024
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“Hi, uh, I’d like to rent a room for the night?” Out of the corner of his eye, he sees Gabriel take a seat on one of the two chairs in the room, pulling his hood further down.
“Would you like the special deluxe prison room or a normal room? See, the benefits of the prison room—”
He quickly cuts her off. “—Just a normal room, please.”
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Emizel and Gabriel escape the fight pit and run away to the Worm Prison Themed Sex Motel.
Bookmarked by Whiskey_With_Patron
16 Aug 2024
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he wants to scratch his skin off in ribbons and snap those awful fucking horns at the base and slam the bones of these heavy, ungainly, dragging wings against the edge of a doorframe until they splinter and crunch and he can pull them off, get rid of them. go back to normal. it's fine. it's fine. he's just– um. tired and being stupid and emotional. it's barely even been a day since he– yeah. it's whatever.
the trickster's home renovation work doesn't disappear after he leaves. ashe kind of hates it.
Bookmarked by Whiskey_With_Patron
29 Jul 2024
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Cellbit licks his lips again, just a single taste, before wiping his face with his shirt. He looks up to see Roier staring. Not with distaste, now that what he initiated got even dirtier. No, he looks interested, delighted. There's flecks of blood on his face, too, and Cellbit ignores how pretty they look on him, how his eyes feel as he looks him over. He thinks he might just have found someone crazier than him.
“Roier,” he says, standing up out of his crouch and wiping the blood on the knife off onto his pants. “Do you have a way to get the fuck out of here?”
Bookmarked by Whiskey_With_Patron
22 Jun 2024