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    Threatened with the loss of her trust fund allowance, wild child Pansy Parkinson takes her mother up on an offer she can't refuse: a job at the Ministry of Magic as personal secretary to tightly wound bureaucrat Percy Weasley.

    The job is demanding, and so is her boss, in ways that Pansy never could have imagined.

    When their mutual desires begin to spin out of control, how will Pansy convince her boss that sometimes, the only rules you need to follow are your own?

    A loving tribute to the pure and criminally underappreciated magic that is the ParkWeasel ship, and the 2002 film Secretary.

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    17 Dec 2024

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    I'M NOT EVEN DONE WITH THIS YET BUT OH MY GOD WHAT

    update: i've finished it and oh my god muah chefs kiss like what was i doing reading this in public i must've been bright mf red like holy damn i love the secretary already but i'm downright obsessive with how percy and pansy just slot together like this. no lie this is one of my fics of the year ty again

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    If not for the cat, Jaime wouldn’t have loped back to Maegor’s Holdfast. If not for the cat, he would have been too far to hear the screams.

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    25 Nov 2024

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    After dying on the Death Star, Obi-Wan Kenobi expects to; well, die. Instead, he wakes up in the initiate dorms at the Coruscant Temple. The Force has sent him back in time, given him a second chance, and he knows what he needs to do. At twelve years old, his life is at a crossroads. Does he apprentice to Qui-Gon Jinn or does he join the AgriCorps. He knows the fate of the galaxy if he chooses the former and so he dedicates himself to the latter.

    Only, the Force works in mysterious ways. When a third option is presented, becoming Yan Dooku's Padawan, Obi-Wan has to make a decision.

    With a new master and a new chance, Obi-Wan is determined to save the galaxy from Sidious's plans for it.

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    16 Nov 2024

    Bookmarker's Notes

    you've spoiled me rotten

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    12 Nov 2024

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    fkn hell

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    Instead of being raised on songs like Florian and Jonquil, Sansa Stark is raised on the story of her Aunt Lyanna. It prepares her for going south to wed a Baratheon prince and allows her to withstand everything that comes after.

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    10 Nov 2024

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    delicious

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    “Tom Riddle,” the boy says, finally, after a moment of churning silence.

    The first thought in Ansel’s head is a reference to the Harry Potter books, but Tom and Riddle are both common first and last names respectively, so he shrugs it off and tries to pester the boy into further conversation. Turns out, Tom is nine years old, disliked by everyone at Wool’s, and nobody’s lasted in the same room with him for more than a few days.

    Wow. Challenge accepted.

     

    your typical Slytherin/Hufflepuff romance, except with politics, homophobia, and wizarding slurs. Male OC.

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    10 Aug 2024

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    Don’t think too hard about the military dictatorship trying to single handedly lower the average life expectancy in Amestris. It won’t bode well for anyone’s mental health.

    A how-to guide on surviving a brand new country, a new set of scientific rules, and no therapy. Semi-SI/OC.

     

    (a fairly quickly paced story, bite-sized one shot)

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    06 Aug 2024

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    BRILKIANT on my god kisses so many kisses

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    Satoru Gojo's life was cut short, as was fitting for a jujutsu sorcerer. He was ready to move on.

    Ready to join the ranks of the dead and leave the world to the students he hoped would surpass him.

    He found as much peace as the circumstances allowed.

    Then he woke up.

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    21 Jul 2024

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    muah

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    It starts with the second-worst day of Edward Elric's life.

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    10 Jul 2024

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    hell to the yeah azremodehar i can always trust you to nail it on a crossover

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    The one where the protagonist accidentally becomes the plumber on speed dial for the elite shinobi of Konoha.

    It's really not his fault. Really.

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    10 Jul 2024

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    wonderful little thing <3 yukiya is such a perfectly awkward and stilted character and the space given to his voice captures him as just A Guy™ just sooo well ! comedic ngl just watching him stumble through situations and always coming out likable either end of it :) a lovely return to reading for me

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    He takes a long, slow breath. Ignores the glares from the other students. “Superboy,” he murmurs. “It’s me. If you’re listening, I could use some help.”

    Or: 5 times Superboy saves Tim Drake, and one time Tim Drake saves Superboy.

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    05 Jul 2024

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    gorgeous had me in the feels the entire time

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    The boy shifts on his feet. “The year is two thousand and eighteen? Common Era?”

    Slowly, smile still plastic on his face, Suguru faces Satoru. This fucking dumbass. “Satoru,” he says, dangerous edge to his voice, “what did you do?

    Satoru makes some bastardization of a sound, half between a laugh and a cough. “...Whoops?”

    “I,” Suguru grits, pinching two fingers together, “am this close to mass murder.” He’s joking. Probably.

     

    ///OR: Shortly before Getō would have massacred a village, he and Gojō are thrust eleven years forward into a would-have-been future that Getō is conspicuously absent from.

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    26 Jun 2024

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    wonderful

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    “Now go and seduce him, we can’t have the world ending because of his emo brooding.” Lumine gives her a rough push forward before diving headfirst into a nearby bush. A single hand showing her a thumbs-up sticks out of the shrubbery. “I will support you from here.”

    “Wait a minute,” Mona looks back at her in disdain, “I thought you said I was responsible for the end of the world? What—”

    “That’s a different route, first, we have to prevent him from experiencing any more angst!”

    One day, Mona finds herself in the world of an otome game she had played previously, with one glaring caveat: She only downloaded the game for its obscure astrology minigames, and never paid any attention to the plot. What even are ‘capture targets’…?

    And who is this random blonde girl who insists she must 'prevent Mona from becoming a calamitous witch who will destroy the world'...?

    [reincarnated into a dating sim au cuz i am unoriginal™]

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    09 Apr 2024

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    muah

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    At this point, most of Mustang’s squad are listening with one ear into the conversation. Ed decides it’s about time to wrap this up.

    “So fuckin’ what?” Ed snarls, bristling.

    If anything, his heat makes Mustang smirk even deeper. As if his visage could get any closer to the devil that he truly was.

    “I should have imagined you’d have a soul with claws, Fullmetal. Just wish I could have been there to see it myself.”

    Aka an FMA AU in which every character has a soul animal. Shenanigans ensue.

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    03 Apr 2024

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    Jon Arryn, revered and respected Hand of the King, is dead. Though many assume his death to be of natural age, others have suspicions... including his widow, Lady Lysa, who is determined to make up for her strange grief-induced amnesia by being the best damn detective King's Landing has ever seen. With her flair for dramatics, regrettable habit of jumping to wild conclusions, and questionable disregard for law enforcement, what could go wrong? Anything and everything, as it turns out.

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    07 Feb 2024

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    detective gadget dooddoododo detective gadget 🎶

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    After the conquest of Redania, Aleksander of Velen comes to Kaer Morhen. He's not sure what his place is there - or even if he truly has a place - and the culture of the keep comes as a great shock. But he has nowhere else to go, and with luck, friends, and the help of a very handsome Cat, maybe he will be able to make himself at home. He hopes. All he needs to do is not offend anyone or reveal his shameful weakness, right?

    Aiden of the Cats has no idea why the keep's new nobleman is so fascinating, but he's definitely not going to pass up any opportunity to find out. If only Aleksander would trust him enough to share his burdens.

    And Aren of the Manticores and his four Mantikittens are slowly adjusting to the idea of being in a place of safety at last.

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    19 Jan 2024

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    most warm and adorable and wholesome thing i have read <3

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    AU. Daemon shares a strange, hateful bond with his brother's second wife. Daemon/Alicent

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    06 Jan 2024

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    "She spends a lot of time watching birds these days."

    Or, several months after the war is over, Tenten runs into someone unexpected.

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    20 Dec 2023

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    hell yeah

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    “Omi, was it?” And there’s the voice that Sakusa so desperately wishes he could ignore. He turns to meet the catcher’s gaze anyway.

    “Kiyoomi. I prefer Sakusa.”

    “Right, Omi. Ya pitch?”

    “According to my contract.”

    “Listen,” Atsumu adjusts himself once more so he’s relaxed along the chair rather than sitting on the cushion properly—legs again propped onto the armrest, “I’m gonna be yer catcher nine times outta ten and I love this game. We can both at least agree that a workin’ relationship would be beneficial for the both of us.”

    ***

    finally called up to the majors, kiyoomi is thrilled to be playing baseball just as he always dreamed. until he realizes that playing at this level includes playing nice with miya atsumu—baseball's walking media circus. surely the media couldn't be that wrong about the hot-head catcher, right?

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    11 Dec 2023

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    forgot to bookmark this months ago whoops but this is UP there

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    She could tell Riven wanted to say something else, but she beat him to it. “If you tell me I fight like a girl—“

    “You do fight like a girl,” he cut her off, leaning forwards, like he was daring her to try to slice him with the wooden sword. The tip nearly brushed his chin. “One who doesn’t know what the fuck she’s doing.”

    Musa lowered the sword, just an inch. It wasn’t as fun when he didn’t quiver. “Funny. I don’t remember asking for your opinion, do I?”
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    OR Musa wants to learn how to fight. Riven obliges.

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    09 Dec 2023

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    honestly... yeah they get it

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