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    Without any more assignments coming from Downstairs, Crowley is struck with a bad case of the doldrums.

    It takes a bit of trial and error, but eventually a solution is found.

    (Or: the one where Crowley becomes an Uber driver.)

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    15 Dec 2024

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    CROWLEY: I try not to make a habit of gratitude, but I must give our appreciation to everyone out there who’s been listening and subscribing to The Ineffable Plan.
    AZIRAPHALE: Ooh, yes, we’ve become quite popular, haven’t we?
    CROWLEY: Yeah, just hit number eight on the advice charts … No advertising at all.
    AZIRAPHALE: Mm. How … miraculous.
    CROWLEY: … Aziraphale. You did not.

     

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    Crowley and Aziraphale are very possibly the people least qualified, on the entire planet, to start up an advice podcast.

    But what else is there to do when the world isn’t ending anytime soon, you’re technically on indefinite sabbatical from your lifelong careers, and you need a plausible excuse to spend more time with your best friend who you’re definitely not, absolutely not, maybe just a little, actually maybe overwhelmingly in love with?

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    13 Dec 2024

  3. Public Bookmark 17

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    Rumors of humans appearing in Pride were met with two reactions: intrigue and curiosity, and amused derision. With no concrete evidence to support the claims, the idea itself seemed impossible—an absurdity without rhyme or reason. Did these humans fall into Hell as they were? How could they possibly survive the treacherous realm and its array of ruthless demons? What would the implications be if such anomalies truly existed, and how would Hell respond to their presence? Questions swirled, yet no one sought answers.

    Until Vox woke up as one of them.

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    12 Dec 2024

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    What if when Adam broke Alastor's staff he did more than just temporarily lose his powers?

    (Previously called "Radio Silence")

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    12 Dec 2024

  5. Public Bookmark 31

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    It's time for Secret Santa at the new and improved Hazbin Hotel, and Lucifer has the misfortune of drawing the one person he despises the most: Alastor.
    He dreads the task, but his daughter is counting on him. Hopefully, Lucifer can learn just enough about the insufferable man to get him a decent gift, then everything can go back to normal after the holidays.

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    10 Dec 2024

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