WestFunction
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“I’d like you to try not to speak from now on, unless I ask for it explicitly,” he said, rubbing her back. “With the exception of one thing, which you will say if you simply can’t take any more and you want me to stop.”
“What thing,” she murmured.
He leaned down beside her ear. She stopped her struggling.
“Magic underwear."
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Sister Paxton decides not to stab Mr. Reed in the cellar.
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That's the Way Nature Made It by WestFunction for HeartOfTheCountry
Fandoms: Lolita (1962), Lolita - Vladimir Nabokov
19 Jul 2024
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“—Vivian, what a swell name. Vivian, that’s a lovely little rising-and-falling, teeth-on-the-lips sort of name. Serpents and Venus. It’s evocative. Masculine. I know, I’ve seen your stories in the papers. Tremendous stuff. You like to straddle the edge, don’t you? Have you ever acted? No? Pity, pity…”
Clare Quilty meets his future business partner Vivian Darkbloom for the first time in a hotel.
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Mille e quattro by WestFunction
Fandoms: Don Giovanni - Mozart/Da Ponte, Dom Juan - Molière
26 May 2024
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“Sometimes,” the Don continued, “when I was with a woman, you know, I thought I heard you outside the window, making noises. I let you think I didn’t hear you, to spare what little dignity you still had. But when I was with men, I still heard you sighing. And that gave me some very interesting ideas… Oh, don’t turn away and be coy with me. I know you’ve had such thoughts, Leporello – haven’t you?”
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Or, Leporello corrects an error in his catalogue.
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Greenmote, If You Please, Haskill by WestFunction
Fandoms: Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion, Elder Scrolls
03 Dec 2023
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"Come again?"
"...Self-gratification, my Lord."
"Flaying the worm, you mean?" they asked. "Peeling the carrot? Spearing the bearded clam?"
Haskill closed his eyes and breathed in through his nose.
"If that is how You wish to phrase it, my Lord," he relented, looking pained.
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The Hero of Kvatch has been having a few growing pains as they evolve into the Mad God.
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“Finally!” Mellori said. “That ‘Essence recharging’ took a long time. I was starting to think you two would never come back.”
She paused, raising an eyebrow.
“Wait a minute… Wizard, why are you wearing Bat’s clothes?”
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Malfunctions, glitches, faulty programming. Though they vehemently deny it, the Clockworks of Kane's Elite Court are far from impeccable. And be it through a disguise gone wrong or a capture gone horribly right, that pesky pirate has a way of getting into each member's faults - while also getting into their trousers.
A collection of one- or two-shots featuring Kane's Elite/The Pirate. Can be read chronologically or out-of-order. The Pirate is always 18 .
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