WasteOfBreath



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    In Rowling’s world, it’s implied that Tom Riddle goes to the orphanage in London every summer. Everyone in that world takes that for granted. But on September 1, 1939, all of London’s children, including the orphans, were sent out of the city. The London orphanages were closed. Where, then, did Tom Riddle go? How might those circumstances have affected his later choices? This story speculates on things might have gone, and what choices Tom could have made that would completely derail Rowling’s universe. (Incidentally, the fact that Rowling apparently didn’t know this historical fact topples her entire plot like a house of cards knocked over by a particularly rambunctious golden retriever puppy.)

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    23 Oct 2024

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    Harry and Hagrid shack up the summer after the Battle of Hogwarts

    Sure to some their relationship may come as a surprise, but if you know where to look, there is a distinct path that led them to where they are now. This is the story of them, packed to the brim, of course, with all the delicious size kink you would expect from such an indulgent pairing.

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    20 Aug 2024

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    Sorted into Slytherin with the whisper of prophecy around her, Hermione refuses to bow down to the blood prejudices that poison the wizarding world. Carving her own path forward, Hermione chooses to make her own destiny, not as a Muggleborn, a halfblood, or as a pureblood... but as a New Blood, and everything the mysterious term means.

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    New Blood is a canon AU rewrite with Hermione sorted into Slytherin. Featuring: covens, ritual magic, world building, goblin culture, excessive amounts of science and logic and math attempting to be applied to magical concepts to make them make sense, teenage girls growing up and all that entails, a badass Hermione Granger, and far too many words and plotlines

     

    Book 1:
    Hermione Granger and the Obstacle Course

    Book 2:
    Hermione Granger and the Heir of Slytherin
    Hermione Granger and the Chamber of Secrets

    Book 3:
    Hermione Granger and the Summer of Awesome
    Hermione Granger and the Prisoner of Azkaban
    Hermione Granger and the Magic of Rituals
    Hermione Granger and the Trial of Sirius Black

    Book 4:
    Hermione Granger and the Summer of Shadows
    Hermione Granger and the Goblet of Fire

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    31 Mar 2024

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    At four years old, Harry decides that he would like to be a snake when he grows up.

    A story following Harry as he wills himself to become more and more serpentine - to the discomfort, bafflement, and horror of everyone around him.

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    31 Jan 2024

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    Guillermo de la Cruz is an angel heavenbent on infiltrating a houseful of demons on Staten Island. Nothing could possibly go wrong, such as, e.g., starting to actually like his demonic housemates.

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    09 Jan 2024

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