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"Stay down, the fog still hasn't cleared."
"Well, it looks like I won't be going anywhere for a while. I think I might pass out..."
Chuuya, in fact, did not pass out. Really, he almost wishes he did.
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“Welcome home.” Alhaitham stands in the foyer, arms uncrossing to help Kaveh bring his mother’s bag onto the floor.
She looks to her son, then back at Alhaitham, then back to Kaveh again, brows knit in confusion.
“I, er… I suppose I should explain. Mother, this is my—” He pauses, hiding the way he falters behind an awkward cough.
“Alhaitham.”
Due to an unexpected visit from his mother, Kaveh asks Alhaitham to pretend to be more than his roommate. The week ends up being more than either of them bargained for.
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- Part 1 of safe and stranded epilogue
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29 Jun 2024
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When Kaveh discovers that Alhaitham has been reading a book about human sexuality and kinks, he generously offers to assist Alhaitham with some sexual exploration. It’s a risky proposal, and one that could end very badly—thanks to their falling-out years ago, the two of them have trust issues galore.
But it turns out that Kaveh and Alhaitham are surprisingly good at trust and communication when it comes to sex…which raises some questions about the nature of their relationship, and where exactly this whole experiment is leading them.
“Look,” Kaveh says, “if you’re going to approach sexual pleasure like an experiment, most potential partners won’t take too kindly to the idea of you having sex with them for science. Therefore, to spare all the poor people you’d inevitably insult in your quest for data, I am willing to be that person.”
“How charitable of you,” Alhaitham says.
“And I assume that you’re somewhat comfortable with the idea of having sex with me,” Kaveh adds, “or else you wouldn’t have been so willing to have my fingers in your mouth just now.”
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07 Apr 2023
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Zhongli is a professor struggling to make ends meet, and so he turns to some alternatives in an attempt to make some extra cash.
Tartaglia is a marketing executive with too much money on his hands. Also, he thinks Zhongli is very pretty.
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27 Mar 2023
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“How unfortunate for you to have someone that cares about your wellbeing.”
Kaveh laughed. “Is that what it is now? I wasn’t just disturbing your sleep?”
“Believe what you like.” It was both. Unfortunately for Alhaitham, he did care about Kaveh’s wellbeing, which is why he chose to do things like this. But it seemed no matter how often Alhaitham explicitly stated this, Kaveh would brush it off. It was a dance they had done for years, and Alhaitham didn’t make any more effort to make Kaveh understand he was serious. Kaveh wouldn’t believe him, or he would choose not to. It wouldn’t change anything if Kaveh believed it. Alhaitham would still be going through the motions of getting him to sleep in his bed on nights like this. They would still be having the same arguments. This was just another thing that had become a fact for Alhaitham about his life. Alhaitham cared about Kaveh. He would continue to care about him and for him, and Kaveh would continue to dismiss it. This was a fact that Alhaitham had learned to accept, ignoring the annoying twinge of pain that came with it.
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03 Mar 2023
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What a beautiful human male: tall, brown hair, warm golden eyes, lashes that could make a woman jealous and flawless skin that Tartaglia instantly wanted to kiss and lick. And he just looked dapper in his brown striped suit – Tartaglia knew in his heart this man must be sullied.
As Azhdaha was able to access the minds of anyone actively touching him, he could clearly sense Tartaglia mentally stumbling over the human. While he was keenly aware that Tartaglia was a lustful creature who loved bedding pretty males, the redhead seemed uniquely spellbound by the audience member who just challenged him.
Azhdaha telepathically called out: “That human just stole the focus of the crowd and questioned your credibility; do something.”
“ … That human is beauty incarnate. I must have him. Repeatedly. Until my genitals can no longer function.”
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Or: In the year 1910, Zhongli -- an accountant living in New York City who hides incredible power -- falls for the charms of a enigmatic magician that hosts a freak show.
Is their love fated?
ALSO: Crazy Haiveh subplot with mermaid Kaveh.Series
- Part 1 of Of Fate
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