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    Peter had a problem.

    Well, okay. Not a problem, exactly. More like a huge, scary, life-changing realization.

    He, Peter Benjamin Parker, was in love with one Wade Winston Wilson.

    And he had NO idea what to do about it.

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    23 Dec 2024

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    In his mid 20s, Peter Parker has hit rock bottom – lonely, broke and exhausted. Spiderman is old news these days, and despite eight years of constant service as the “friendly neighbourhood Spiderman”, all he has to show for it is the loss of everyone he’s ever loved (either through death or moving across the country to get away from him), a shitty apartment that pisses water through the ceiling every time it rains, and a paycheck-to-paycheck job at The Daily Bugle that covers less and less every month.

    Teaming up with Deadpool seems like a terrible idea on paper. His reputation precedes him – and it's not exactly one that aligns with Uncle Ben’s whole ‘responsibility’ spiel. But at this point, Peter figures ‘what the hell’. It's not like Deadpool could make his life worse at this point. And if Peter finds himself getting a crush on the guy – who is probably straight, and most certainly too old for him to an extent that would have Aunt May turning in her grave – then, well, it’s not really his fault, is it?

    Alternatively: 7 times Spiderman and Deadpool kissed, 1 time Peter Parker kissed Wade Wilson

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    22 Dec 2024

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    “I noticed you.”

    “I know.” Peter responds easily with a shrug, camera bumping his sternum where it’s hanging around his neck. He’s under no illusion Wade hasn’t spotted him, he’s not been trying to hide.

    “Hard not to notice a pretty thing like you.” Deadpool’s boots crunch the floor as he takes a step, testing the water, closing another inch at the lack of protest or sign of bolting. “You like to eat, baby boy?”
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    In which Deadpool and Peter start dating, but Wade doesn’t know his boyfriend is Spiderman.

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    21 Dec 2024

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    “…like two kittens, curled up in a pillow case…”
    “What? Did you say something to me or are you talking to the boxes again?”
    “I was just saying, you ass is delightful, like two- wait, don’t swing off! You know it takes me ages to catch up to you, your legs are so much longer than mine, all the better to hold up that pert, beautiful- Spidey!!”

    Deadpool's an annoying reoccurrence in Peter's life. Peter is sexually frustrated, and can’t go a week without having wet dreams. He decides to go out on a limb and do something risky in order to get his rocks off.
    Deadpool has to ruin that, too.

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    20 Dec 2024

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    Peter decides to take his mind off of his dumb crush by getting drunk and watching some vines.

    Which obviously leads to him sexting his crush.

    Task failed successfully, etc.

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    18 Dec 2024

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