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    If Floo calls are similar to Muggle phone calls, then can I suggest you all to ruminate on the equivalent of a Muggle dick pic? Perhaps you are sitting by your fire. You hear the whoosh of a Floo call, and you look over to find AN UNWELCOMED TURGID MEMBER IN YOUR FIREPLACE.

    The audacity of these wizards, am I right?

    Hermione Granger keeps a pail of freezing water next to the fireplace.

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    23 Feb 2019

  2. Public Bookmark 6

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    All tales of true love have a beginning. This is how it happened for Dorian Pavus and Kai Trevelyan.

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    30 Sep 2018

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    Draco Malfoy is dying. He's part-Veela and needs his mate to survive. Post-war, Hermione Granger is a workaholic, up to her eyeballs in legal activism on behalf of Magical Beings, and hasn't yet noticed that Malfoy is the Magical Being who needs her most.

    “Because I don’t want to be saved by you just because you feel like you have to.” He was properly furious now. “I’m in love with you."

    Hermione stared at him. She knew but somehow hearing him say it made the air shimmer with magic.

    "I’m in love with you,” he said again, despairingly. “And that means I want you to be as happy as you possibly can. And you won’t be, not with me.”

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    08 Sep 2018

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    He watched her. Often. Watched over her, he’d like to think. Though he spent too much time eyeing her curves to convince himself that his attention was purely altruistic. And she was all curve. Wide, and womanly. Broad shoulders, and even broader hips and thighs. Sturdy, and capable. There was a rawness to her beauty. Like a diamond pulled from the earth, rare and glorious, but roughly-hewn. He could touch her and not leave fingerprints. He could send her to war and not worry she’d break.

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    A smutty one-shot with Cullen and a plus-sized Inquisitor.

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    03 Aug 2017

  5. Public Bookmark 7

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    Artemis Trevelyan finally discovered that Commander Cullen reciprocates her feelings and is making a move for it! As everyone watches with bated breath, how will the Inquisitor overcome her own awkwardness and Scout Jim to kiss the leader of the Inquisition's forces?

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    22 Jul 2017

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