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    To be loved is to be known.

    And there is nothing more alluring to Hermione Granger than the unknown.

    A reintroduction beginning in eighth year and continuing into adulthood, told through a series of standout moments, stemming from the most unlikely of bonds.

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    Several years after the war, as rumors swirl of a Death Eaters' resurgence, something or someone is harming Muggles and wizards in Yorkshire. Hermione Granger, Harry Potter, and Ginny Weasley leave the comfort of their Ministry offices to locate and stop it. They trace it to a cavern on the lands of an unknown owner, where they find themselves caught. But not alone.

    A vicious attack leaves Hermione dissociated, suffering from horrifying visions of the world's pain. Research indicates her soul and body have been cleaved — and there's only one suggested cure to bring them back together.

    Draco Malfoy, furious and reluctant, must help her — must coax her pleasure — to keep her alive.

    This is a story about lies and love, dark paths, and the healing magic of touch.

    ::second half revised as of May 2024, highly recommend downloading the updated version::

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    06 Dec 2024

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    If there’s one thing Hermione Granger is good at, it’s using magic to fix her problems. And this time, her problem is sex.

    Luckily, she has the perfect solution: a locket enchanted with the Patented Daydream Charm. Whenever she opens it, she’ll find herself in Dreamland, where she can live out all her filthiest fantasies risk-free.

    The magic is a bit tricky, though. For some reason, Malfoy keeps showing up there with her. Thank goodness it’s only an illusion—if that was really him, she would never live it down.

    Meanwhile, Draco is determined to figure out who the fuck is cursing him to suffer through highly realistic, erotic hallucinations of his secret childhood crush. When he finds the culprit, there will be hell to pay.

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    06 Dec 2024

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    In a world where war has just passed, tensions remain as Draco Malfoy tries to get through his Eight Year as Head Boy. Surprisingly, he manages to successfully get in Hermione Granger's good graces until she goes missing near their winter break.

    Attached and desperate, he takes it upon himself to find out what happened to Wizarding World's 'Golden Girl'.

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    06 Dec 2024

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    A journalist sits down with Draco Malfoy, who vanished eight years ago, for his story on why he disappeared and what happened.

    Told from the perspective of Hermione, the journalist follows the story of Draco and Hermione on an expedition to look for a mythical cave and the aftermath of returning home.

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    06 Dec 2024

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