Turtle_ier
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In Which Logan Tries Not to Get Involved (and fails, because he's the worst) by Turtle_ier
Fandoms: Deadpool - All Media Types, Marvel Cinematic Universe
15 Dec 2024
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A direct sequel to my other work 'Help guys I think my sandwich artist is a wolverine', where Logan works in a bodega at night and all the local superheroes keep coming to pester him.
Only this time, there's a new drug on the streets, enhanced people are going missing, and when Logan's co-worker Pietro dissapears he feels the need to step in and see for himself what's going on.
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Soldier notices Medic's chest. Then everyone else does, too.
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Help guys I think my sandwich artist is a wolverine (legit) (not clickbait) by Turtle_ier
Fandoms: Deadpool - All Media Types, Marvel Cinematic Universe
08 Sep 2024
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In the new world, Logan gets a job at a bodega.
It's fine. It'd be even better if superheroes didn't keep showing up.Series
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There were two very simple rules at the Badwater base. The first of which was that mentioning Heavy and Medic's relationship was allowed, so long as whatever was said was polite. The second was that mentioning Spy and Sniper's would result in death.
Soldier wasn't stupid, or, he wasn't as stupid as everyone seemed to think. He knew that Merasmus's curse would be bad news for everyone, and when it hit Sniper and Heavy, it became much worse. Suddenly, Spy and Sniper's relationship wouldn't be able to remain a secret, and it was up to Soldier to force a confession out of Sniper before they tore Medic and Heavy's relationship to shreds.
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A direct sequel to my fic 'A Brawl in Someone Else's Shoes'.
Sniper and Spy did the whole body swapping thing, but it's taking a while for their minds to get out of each other's heads and for their touches to register on their own bodies. With the ceasefire ending, Sniper and Spy need to figure out how to work together... with a whole battlefield between them.
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- Part 2 of Minds and Bodies
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I ordered a sandwich from this bodega but all I got was a Wolverine by Turtle_ier
Fandom: Deadpool - All Media Types, Marvel Cinematic Universe
15 Dec 2024
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Part 2 out at some point soon-ish maybe. I'm working on it.
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12 Days of Ficmas 2018 by Turtle_ier
Fandom: Captain America (Movies), History Boys - All Media Types, Iron Man (Movies), James Bond (Craig Movies), James Bond (Movies), James Bond - All Media Types, Pocket Monsters | Pokemon (Anime), Pocket Monsters | Pokemon - All Media Types, Pocket Monsters: Red & Green & Blue & Yellow | Pokemon Red Green Blue Yellow Versions, Rogue One: A Star Wars Story (2016), Spider-Man - All Media Types, Spider-Man: Homecoming (2017), Star Wars - All Media Types, The Avengers (Marvel Movies), The Avengers (Marvel) - All Media Types, The Legend of Zelda & Related Fandoms, The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild, The Yogscast, Until Dawn (Video Game)
26 Dec 2018
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On the twelfth day of Christmas my true love gave to me...
Twelve cups of coffee,
Eleven Ugly jumpers,
Ten people watching,
Nine frozen rivers,
(Eight orphaned works),
Seven bags of icing,
Six broken baubles,
Five love confessions!
Four cups of mulled wine,
Three broken air vents,
Two people kissing,
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Counting is hard when you were raised by a tree by passthemocha
Fandoms: The Legend of Zelda & Related Fandoms
03 May 2022
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Time does a headcount and forgets to count his own head.
Math is hard when your father was a plant.
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11 Dec 2024
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Growing up, the Hero of Time felt lonely and out of place. Then, he heard the legends of the Hero of Men, and the world felt a little less lonely.
It's only natural he'd look up to him.
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08 Dec 2024
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But Link knows everyone who lives here. With all the political unrest from Agahnim's reign, tourists to Hyrule are scarce– and yet, here are one, two, three, four… nine strangers all walking together along the trail. Armed. He has to strain his ears, but he can just manage to catch their voices from this distance.
“...We don’t even know where it’ll be.”
“It seems like there’s going to be somewhere indoors we can stay this time, though."
“And with any luck, the Vet will get us in the castle.”
Link bristles. The castle? The one in the scarf is saying something about an audience with the princess, but Link’s not about to let this slide. The knights are in no state to be protecting her right now, and Link’s not half bad with a sword himself.
If there’s anyone who’s gonna stop them, it’s me!Without thinking past that he leaps out of his hiding place, squarely blocking their path and leveling his blade.
“What do you want with the princess?” he demands.
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03 Dec 2024
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The traveller frowned, tapping the toe of his boot on the carved stone. It flickered again, fainter this time.
“Maybe it’s broken?” he muttered, crouching down to get a better look. It definitely could move, that much was clear, but past that…
Suddenly, strands of bright blue light burst into existence just past the doorway, twisting around each other to form something on the circle design outside. Hyrule let out a strangled yelp as he automatically bolted upright and threw himself back - tripping over the raised edge and smacking his head against the wall in his haste.
The strands dissipated, as swiftly as they came, and startled brown met equally startled blue.
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02 Dec 2024
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Whereas most of the group dread second watch, Four takes every opportunity he can get to be on it. They have both night owls and early risers, but in second watch, everyone is asleep. Which is exactly what he wants.
Until he gets caught kissing Shadow during it, and everything goes downhill from there.
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- Part 8 of LU Shadow Fics & Ficlets
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29 Nov 2024