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  1. Public Bookmark 8

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    When a fateful encounter reunites newly-widowed Bard with the stripper from his best friend's bachelorette party - also a single father - an impulse offer begins a decade of friendship neither would have anticipated. But when Thranduil's past comes back to haunt him in the form of an unexpected visitor, he and Bard begin a farce that might become more complicated than they originally thought.

    Written by bishkebab for THAUC 2024. Includes art by pseudohades.

    Prompts:
    1.) Thranduil is a stripper in another country and Bard gets a dance from him when there for a Bachelor's party. Years later they end up in the same place.
    2.) Thranduil's partner left him and baby Legolas. When she tries to get back in their life years later, Thranduil says he is in a relationship with his best friend Bard. They are both in love but think it's unrequited.

    Note: contains themes of prostitution, drug abuse, and homophobia. See author's notes for more detailed content warnings.

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    16 Dec 2024

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    It wasn’t Feren’s fault of course. How was he supposed to know that the very apples that made this juice came from the farm of the man who had a death grip on Thranduil’s limbic system?

    ~ or: Thranduil visits Bard's farm to get him out of his head. It doesn't work.

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    07 Dec 2024

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    The body on the bed is not his brother’s.

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    04 Dec 2024

  4. Public Bookmark 31

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    After Minas Tirith archeologists discover an unusual artifact -- the skeletal remains of a severed hand fastened by a chain to the mountain side-- an odd visitor comes to reclaim the bones.

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    04 Dec 2024

  5. Public Bookmark 18

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    Every Tuesday and Thursday after school, Pinel heads over to Mr. Goldsmith's music academy to learn harp. Her teacher is a little bit strange, but she likes him fine.

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    04 Dec 2024

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