TryHardChaosGoblin
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My Doors Unlock (For You) by TryHardChaosGoblin for Cometra
Fandoms: Baldur's Gate (Video Games)
14 Apr 2024
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Rolan was a little bitch.
A silly little bitch boy.
A truly ungrateful shitwit.
There was no, 'thank you for saving not just me, but my so-called 'family'. Again.'
No, 'wow, where would I be without you?' - The answer firmly being dead by horrible, terrible, very shadow-cursed means.
No, 'whatever can I do to repay you, oh blessed, intrepid hero?'
Tav took a drink. No. She was not 'fond' of Rolan. Far from it.
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(I’m Starving, Darling) Let Me Put My Lips to Something by TryHardChaosGoblin
Fandoms: Baldur’s Gate 3, Baldur's Gate (Video Games)
28 Aug 2023
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He was trouble the moment he tackled her to the ground…
Pip couldn’t help but remember what it had felt like to have his hands on her, his body against hers. Shame clouded her features. In the moments she lay gasping beneath him with a knife to her throat, she had wondered what his hair would feel like running through her fingers.
Pip shook herself. Maybe it was her current level of exhaustion fiddling with her mental clarity, but she knew that was the wrong reaction. When a rabbit is trapped in the jaws of a wolf, the rabbit isn’t supposed to consider how pretty the wolf’s coat is, or that maybe the grip of his fangs isn’t so bad.
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The Cost of Kindness by TryHardChaosGoblin
Fandoms: Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars Sequel Trilogy
02 Aug 2023
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Rey met Ben Solo when she was 12 years old and has loved him ever since.
Now, she sees him every day and he has no idea she exists, every glance from him a new bruise on her heart.
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With one hand, she clumsily signed, Is this guy bothering you?
“Angelface,” the drunk slurred, “he’s not deaf.” He waved his hand in front of Ben’s face. “HE CAN HEAR US,” he yelled. “He just thinks it’s funny to pretend he has a disability.”
I never said I was deaf, Ben signed to her, rolling his eyes. I’m mute.
She offered him the most brilliant smile he’d ever seen, her full mouth curving softly and her teeth sinking slightly into her lower lip before she spoke. “Hi mute,” she said. “I’m Rey.”
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How many ways can one author explore a breeding kink? Let's find out? Welcome to my depraved drabble collection. No continuous story line, just vibes.
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It’s not until she’s brought a basil and strawberry sponge cake to Neville Longbottom and his new girlfriend, Hannah Abbott, a dozen rhubarb hand-pies to Luna and Xenophilius Lovegood, and another basket of ganache-covered muffins to Dean and Seamus, that Hermione admits to herself what she’s actually doing: she’s making a thing of this. It’s a veritable PTSD tour. With pastries. And hand-skimmed clotted cream. And she has no idea why she’s doing it, but it’s becoming very apparent that she is.
Sometimes you're sad. Sometimes you need dessert. And sometimes, it's a little of both.
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- Part 1 of Apple Pies and Other Amends Universe
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27 Sep 2024
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I think it goes without saying that you have a room here--anytime.
When Rolan and his family offered Tav a place to stay, she thought it would only be temporary--a few days at most. But the handsome master of Ramazith's Tower, grumpy as he was, seemed to have a soft spot for this exhausted adventurer.
And a brief respite soon became a permanent residence.
This fanfiction will be updated every other week!
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- Part 1 of Deeply and Immovably So
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the moon will sing (i loved you like the sun) by ghostproofbaby
Fandoms: Baldur's Gate (Video Games)
15 Aug 2024
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P.S. DO NOT FORGET – SAVE ASTARION. NO MATTER WHAT YOU DO, ABOVE ALL ELSE, SAVE ASTARION.
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Aruna wakes up on the beach without a single memory. Not of how she got there, not of who she is – not even her own name can be remembered. All she has is a ring, a pretty stone, a pair of daggers with curious engravings, and a letter instructing her of one crucial mission: save Astarion. Seems simple enough.
Until she meets Astarion, of course.
(NOT dark urge) (cross-posted on tumblr under the username ghost-proofbaby)
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23 Feb 2024
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Truly the sweetest lil sugar pies together while being filled with angst
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Astarion Epilogue (Book One) :An Adventure in Making Life by Redlittlefox
Fandoms: Baldur's Gate (Video Games)
17 May 2024
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The events of this story take place 50 years after the events of the end of the game. You have been living with Astarion for 50 years and in that time you have been going on countless adventures. Along the way, the two of you bought and built a house in Baldur's Gate that barely gets used due to Astarion not wanting to sit still for too long. It is after one of these adventures that you convince him to stay longer than a few days and how else are you to fill the time? After a magical night together and some much needed rest and relaxation suddenly your one month vacation turns into something more permanent when you find out your carrying a lot more than love for Astarion, you’re carrying his child.
This chapter contains smut and fluff.Series
- Part 1 of Astarion Epilogue: An adventure in life
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22 Jan 2024
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Rey huffs and leans in close to him, biting out in a furious whisper: “Why the fuck do you care so much, huh? Why are you doing this? Just buy your stupid overpriced groceries and get out of my check out line.”
“Because you shouldn’t fucking be here.” Ben growls. “You’re an architect. A damn good one. And -”
“How the fuck would you know how good I ever was, huh? Maybe I’m all washed up. Maybe I’m a working here because I don’t have any better options and I’m just trying to make a fucking living.”
“That’s not it.” he shakes his head emphatically.
“You don’t know me, Ben.” she hisses.
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Rey turns her back on a career she loves when her dream job turns its back on her. Ben tries to bring her back to the land of the living.
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10 Dec 2023