TreasonousToaster



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    A series of short fics about the Homestuck characters where they get to actually be happy for once.

    (title is from Hollywood by Jukebox the Ghost)

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    A series of short fics in which Jane attempts to help her friends with their cooking issues.

    These are all stand alone fics, they sometimes reference each other, but you don't have to have read them all.

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  1. Rec *

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    It's not Richie's fault that he talks about his boyfriend a lot.

    OK, it is. But that doesn't mean he's about to stop any time soon.

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    23 Jul 2024

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    I (39M) got stabbed twice today and now I want a divorce. Help?

    Or: the one where Eddie is on Reddit.

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    09 Jul 2024

  3. Rec 25

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    trashmouth: hey so what food do you relate to

    eds: are you trying to get to know me

    trashmouth: yea

    eds: what food do *you* relate to

    trashmouth: a french fry

    eds: why because you're weak and people get tired of you

    trashmouth: well fuck you no one gets tired of french fries

    ***

    Eddie joined a volunteering program at his university, mainly because it gave him lots of credits for his classes, but also because his friend Bev, who founded the whole thing, won't stop talking his ear out about how many things they do, and how amazing they are, and that everyone who joined them was basically a superior species. So, yeah, blame him for giving in, whatever. What he didn't know, when he finally accepted, was that all the newbies got assigned a tutor; someone with more experience on the program to guide them. He also didn't know his tutor would be so fucking annoying.

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    08 Jul 2024

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    This is a personal experiment with HTML. It is a very limited list with what I find useful.
    Update: Somehow I find more and more stuff useful, so this list is not that limited (and not that private) anymore. I'll improve it with time and according to my needs. I just realized, this will never be "complete" and there is no final number of chapters.

    So far that's posted:
    Part One: Basics
    Part Two: Lines
    Part Three: Footnotes and Links
    Part Four: Columns and Skins
    Part Five: Pictures
    Part Six: Videos (and gifs)
    Part Seven: Choose Your Own Adventure
    Part Eight: Chapter Title
    Part Nine: The Title, the Username and Links
    Part Ten: Boxes (still in progress)
    Part Eleven: Newspaper Article
    Part Twelve: Content Notes and Spoiler

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    01 May 2024

  5. Rec 25

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    Jean has long thought Marco Bodt, his best friend and maybe something more, to be long dead, and he thought, maybe, that he'd made his peace with it. That was how life was, as a soldier. People die, and people don't come back.

    But after a report comes in from spy stationed in Marley, he learns that might not be the case.

    Jean quickly realises that dead things have a bad habit of not staying dead, and that it takes a thousand times longer to put things back together than it takes to break them apart.

    (6/6)

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    11 Jan 2023