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There’s a good chance God is actually out to get him because Dan is somehow stuck in corona virus lockdown with the only person on Earth he can’t stand. (Or the only devil on Earth he can’t stand? Dan thinks that’s probably redundant though since Lucifer is also the only devil, on Earth or otherwise. But the point is, whatever he is, Dan can’t stand him.)
Yeah, they’d come to some sort of reticent tolerance of each other ever since Lucifer got back (mostly for Chloe’s sake), but Dan was pretty sure he was Lucifer’s least favorite human. And Lucifer is certainly Dan’s least favorite... everything.
And yet, here Dan is, stuck between the literal devil and the deep blue sea of Chloe’s ire if he tries to stay home alone. And, somehow, the devil seemed like the better option. Dan guesses Lucifer was stuck between a similar rock and a hard place — between ‘the Detective’ and ‘the Douche,’ as he’d say — and that’s how he ended up here too.
Dan was pretty sure they were both going to regret their choice before the end of this. It was already shaping up to be a very long two weeks.