TransexualPirate
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can we pretend to be normal for once? by TransexualPirate
Fandoms: Sanders Sides (Web Series)
02 May 2024
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microsoft turd: I believe roman created this groupchat with the intention of discussing and scheduling further study sessions, as the members of the chat are all the students present for or so called "study group"s first meeting".
microsoft turd: Am I correct in this assumption?hot topic: thats now what i
hot topic: you know what surepissy: nenweeW
hot topic: ???
pop star: Kiddo, are you feeling alright?
pissy: hhhhhhhhhh j.
(pissy has unmuted dookey)
pissy: NO
dukey: MWAHAHAHAHAHAHSH
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sanders sides chatfic except it"s inspired by community the tv show because im fucking alive so ill be as cringe as i want
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Get off my lawn, or I"ll turn the hose on you by Bergen
Fandoms: Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies), Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Avengers (Marvel Movies)
30 Apr 2024
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“How old are you?”
“What do you care?” is the hostile reply.
“Because I don’t remember agreeing to hire kids on the cleaning team.”
Peter Parker takes another bite of his sandwich and says, around a full mouth: “I’m just here for my community sentence.”
“Huh,” Tony says. “Why?”
“I spray painted ‘superheroes should go fuck themselves’ on the side of this building. Got caught.”
“Better luck next time, then. Were you in my lab yesterday?”
“I was in several labs,” says the kid dismissively.
“Did you mess with my calculations?”
“I corrected them, if that’s what you mean. Today is my last day, and the thought of leaving them up like that, half-assed, gave me angina. So, yeah, sue me.”
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After failing to save someone from a fire, Spider-Man hung up his suit. Now, three months later, a grumpy teen named Peter Parker stumbles into the Avengers’ lives. -
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On his way north to Alaska, Jesse Pinkman stopped in Colorado, where he decided to try for a fresh start as a student at Greendale Community College. When he signed up for Criminology 101, he had no idea he"d find a familiar face as the professor, nor that he"d end up as a member of the Save Greendale Committee. College life turns out to be a lot weirder than he"d thought it would be, but he can"t complain.
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When he’d found the kid at Walt’s otherwise unoccupied house some weeks later, ablaze with unchecked emotion and a fist-full of fire, he’d felt a tad more sympathetic; the evidence of Walt’s new brand of havoc alight in the kid’s every pained word and the cowed bow of his body. But even that had been fleeting. Less than a half hour later, Hank had Jesse caught between a rock and a hard spot, had obligated him to record a confession for which Pinkman would reap the consequences if they couldn’t make them stick to Walt. Hank had coerced the kid into staying in Hank"s own home, under the guise of protecting him, when really, it was only Hank who stood to gain anything from illegally holding the kid against his will and drugging him into oblivion to ensure he’d cooperate and give the desired performance the next day.
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Jesse Pinkman and his former home-ec teacher Walter White are co-owners of Heisenbrew"s Uncertainty, an up-and-coming food truck. The business is going great, but local chain Hermanos Cafecitos wants to buy them out, Jesse"s girlfriend got into art school in New Zealand, and Mr. White won"t let Jesse buy organic ingredients for his muffins. On these and other pressing concerns, Jesse seeks advice from his NA sponsor Mike.
Or: the ABQ by way of Portlandia.
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the long game by niniblack
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies), Iron Man (Movies)
12 Jun 2023
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“Your prints were a match for a missing persons case from ten years ago. A little boy who was kidnapped.”
The officer pulls out a picture that she turns toward Peter. It’s a little boy around four years old, with curly brown hair. “That’s you,” she says.
Peter shakes his head.
“Do you remember how you got to that park? Who left you there?”
“Lady, I don’t remember jack shit,” Peter says. “I was like four. No one remembers shit from when they were four.”
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Or: the biodad au where Peter gets arrested for selling drugs, and that actually improves his life.